so i was at work alone when a guy comes in with a gun and tries to rob me. was about to hand this guy the money when he reveals hes just fucking with me and my "friends" put him up to it. i was shaking thinking "holyyl fuck is today the day i die" turns out it was just a prank bro.
initially i was pretty mad, but now i just want to get revenge. i want to go down to the meat market and buy a pig head and leave it on their doorstep (they all live together) but i dont want to spend my money on these guys
whats a good way to get back at these assholes without spending any money?
Oliver Thompson
Burn their house down
Parker Myers
but then prison user. and they live in an apartment complex. dont want to kill anyone either.
Henry Robinson
Rob them for real. You get revenge and you MADE money.
Samuel Wright
one of them is pretty buff and will most likely kick my ass if i try to rob him.
too extreme dude. i dont want to send anyone to jail. just scare them back or something
Bentley Watson
That is still technically illegal user. You can report it and since it was an event that involved a weapon that's an automatic 20 years if found guilty. Got a camera that watches you?
Evan Clark
Rub the doorknob of their place with the inside of a habanero. If you're not used to dealing with them, where gloves while handling them. You have split them open first. The outside of the habanero doesn't hold any real heat.
This will fuck them up.
Charles Jackson
shit this sounds pretty good actually. how long will the pepper stay on the doorknob?
Jack Kelly
I'm assuming you're all virgins bit if not; poke holes in all of their condoms.
Or, assuming you're all faggots as well; drug them and analize them; record it.
Gavin Rivera
>buy gun, carry gun at work >wait for them to "rob" you again >blow them away
'Merica
Charles Parker
been wanting a gun for work. im the easiest fucking target. the only worker in the entire building and im right next to the highway. register always has 300 bucks in it.
James Campbell
bump for more ideas
Jaxson Cooper
Classic football prank man. Icy hot anything that the rub on their bodies. Ie: deodorant. And replace any hand sanitizer wit clear lube. And switch their actual lube for hand sanitizer
Jaxson Mitchell
Sooo. Where do you work? And what time is your shift?
William Anderson
save your pennies, get a single stack subcompact 9mm like a S&W shield or Glock 43. Practice drawing concealed. Blow niggers to shreds when duty calls.
Jaxon Brooks
Send him a package with a note inside that says "anthrax spores"
Nathan Reyes
>makes you think you're going to die >gosh guise, i don't wanna get him in trouble or nothing, that's not swell fuck you.
Ian Cooper
hang yourself and leave only a list of their names as the suicide note
Kayden Hall
That's a great idea if you wanna get yourself killed
If you get robbed, you just give then the money, wait for them to leave, and THEN call the cops. Your employer has insurance for that kind of thing. Its not worth getting killed for $300 of someone else's money