Cock rate thread

Cock rate thread

Give it a 7. Would ve 10 but that shit is deformed

Sent a few pics to someone and they told me its small...what do you think?

1/5

2/5

3/5

4/5

5/5

Let me know what you think cuz im kinda feeling a bit insecure.

How? :(

nigga thats a boomerang

Bump...

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You kids know that if your cock curves like that, you actually have a medical condition that requires surgery, right?

It's called Peyronies Disease, and if you don't treat it when you are young, your cock will curve upon itself when you are older and you won't be able to fuck.

Can't believe dudes think this is a cool thing to show off. Human's are not meant to have bent dicks. We're not fucking Whales for christs sake. Get yourself to a doctor asap.

Too late. Already did fuck. Girl likes it.

Let me guess - you are young?

Wait until you are 40+ You will have to have the most painful surgery imaginable. I know - I did a whole Ph.D paper on this condition.

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>feeling a bit insecure
everyone is. that's why there are dick r8 threads.

lose some weight, you'll be fine.

This one has really nice color even tho it's kinda small...

This one is damn near perfect!

Currently in the process. Eating right/going to the gym and all that. I'm on my way...thanks for the feedback tho

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Google Image it, faggots. If your dick bends, you will eventually have to have it surgically repaired.

They take a graft from your stomach, usually, and then cut the skin around the head of your cock, and literally peel the skin away all throughout the shaft. They then graft the skin from your stomach onto the OPPOSITE side from where your cock bends, which straightens it out, but also makes it just a bit shorter (sometimes a lot shorter).

After about 6 weeks of screaming agony, your dick starts to look a bit normal again. After about 3 months, you might be able to get a boner without too much pain. After 6 Months, you should regain most control over your cock, but it will always feel weird.

Sleep tight, bent-dick faggots. You are well and truly fucked.

would touch with my tongue

Rate me

Does user enjoy his balls getting sucked?

I'd suck

Of course.

This would be fun to suck

I would gladly suck them while stroking you

>If your dick bends, you will eventually have to have it surgically repaired.

Because every cock is perfectly straight, right? You only need it corrected if it fucks with sex/hurts to get a boner. All it does for me is make me a better lover, since the upward bend mashes G-spots like a fucking pro.

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Rate me

My dick is curved downward and it brings me much shame. I went under for corrective surgery, but the doctor refused to perform for unexplained reasons. Keep in mind, my curve is more severe than OP's, and it's at a less favorable angle.

Would suck if trimmed

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I'd rather just shove it down your throat.

How do you even get it in?

boomerang/10

You could do whatever you like ;)

no idea bro but bitches love it

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Could you give me some advice? My dick is similar to yours and it's got me fucked up.

True. If it works it works.

noballs/10

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we need to make this a new meme
Call it "Boomerang Boner"

I'd like to feel that stuffed down my throat ;)

Phimosis

I'm not gay, I just like knowing my dick is better than everyone's

R8 plz

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looks big?

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Haven't shaved in a while. R8 please

Poor quality pic but still looks very nice

This one makes my mouth water

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR BALLS

Need to shave, r8

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I would kill myself if my dick was that small.

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Last one.

I just want to gag on it

I just saw this cock in another thread that 404'd, if the user that owns this beautiful cock sees this, I want more from you!

Nice try dude, we know it's you.

I'll join in. Sorry for poor quality.

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Also stop gripping your cock like Vader choking his subordinates. Probably not healthy.

Elephant/10 ;)

Rate please

If this were me I wouldn't be on the internet for porn I'd just jerk off to my own dick...wish it were mine it's sooooo hot

I feel like OP photoshopped a piece venison sausage. Also where are your balls?

Love it! I wana feel you get hard in my mouth and twitch with pleasure

nice try

9

Ok

I know I'm small but w/e

Your cock would be PERFECT for my first time with a guy. I'd use you to practice sucking and let you take my tight little asshole and fill me up. You have nice thickness too don't put yourself down I'd have a blast with your cock

Oh so I'm only good for "the first time" and "practice"? This is why I don't post in these threads cause faggots are always so condescending

Sorry for the bad quality

as opposed to what, saying they hate it all toegether? Go fuck yourself, unable to accept a compliment

rate? not big but yeah

I didn't mean it like that...I didn't want to offend you, on the contrary, I wanted to make you feel wanted...Sorry :(

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>not big
Average size

Can I get a r8

I would love to blow you

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You can use that as a fucking harp lmao

Those other two posts aren't me.

would succ

That comment wasn't me. It was someone trying to piss people off.

Curved as fuck. Looks like a banana.

Again, wasn't me. thank you for the compliment. Someone else posted, acting like me.

Oh...well I like your cock ;)

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no comment?

Nobody's replied to you!
I like your dick a lot.

Lol thanks for replying

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