Guys guys guys I'm excited because I finally worked up the courage to kill myself. Bleeding out and on sleep meds...

Guys guys guys I'm excited because I finally worked up the courage to kill myself. Bleeding out and on sleep meds. Now this is living

go to sleep kid

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This is fun even if I'm alone

Timestamp please.

stream plz

lol, wrong direction.
Good luck surviving and having to explain that scar for the rest of your life.

Now this is podracing.

o shit waddup

Livestream if not fake.

Haha funny memes guys

Looks like it's just sorta trickling out of there. I wouldn't be concerned until your blood started shooting out with some velocity, like if your firearm were this giant fleshy water pistol.

Dubadubadubaduba duba ya be!

you suffer from mental illness. you are subhuman. just an fyi.

That's far from fatal.

pls dont kil urself

I'll be looking for you in hell op, we can have a drink together

You can survive that. Do you really want to survive with an attention scar? Every politely mannered predator could spot you from a mile away and then manipulate you because you're too weak to follow through.

Literally Lold. Thanks for the heads up I was wondering why I cut myself but you have opened my eyes. Op btw

yeah. you're obviously too much of a coward to actually kill yourself, because you dont want to. thats fine. just remember that you are literally a piece of shit.

Go deeper OP.

smoke dope instead loser

Dubs before death, oh wait its a papercut.

You're never alone when on Sup Forums

This pleases me. Please, do another, but deeper, and down your wrist rather than across.

Down the vein you little attention whore, geez

I bet you feel so edgy, don't you.. Faggots

Actually I'm 'literally' a human being laying in bed cutting myself, not a piece of feces. You are a newfag child trying to be cool or funny. You're not.

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Suicide hotline. Don't fucking kill yourself.

Ow. Feelings.

I'm just encouraging someone to reach for their goals.

Cute


You'll live

>PAY ATTENTION TO ME GUISE!!1!
Either do it right or fuck off OP

Faggot

This is what Sup Forums has become? Shit posting paper cuts

Seriously though suicide is stupid, everything can be fixed. Dont do it op theres no point. Suicide is selfish

well not to be the white knight but my life is fucked too but I couldn't inflict self harm
Sup Forumsro get help lol quit being a bitch go rob some shit die to cops lmao

Do not do this... I found my dad who hung himself last summer. Please!

You wanna tell us why you're putting on tonights show for us?

I have a request. Will you carve "Armando sucks" in your arm?

Just use a shotgun faggot

Ouch, you hurt my feelings :(

jk You're a little bitch.

My dad got hung from extenze!

And then CPS took my sister away...

dont die like a faggot

Old fag here, OP knock this shit off and get help christ

Newfag!!!

Dubs get!

>le edgy maymay xD
wow you sure told em user

OP is asleep

>"im bleeding to death guise"
>fucking 20 minutes later still posting away showing off middle-school tier cuts

Congrats make your family hate you even more.. fuck their lives up too. Just tell us why you are doing this so we can laugh

>No time stamo
>Typing while blleeding and on meds,
OP is lying

>killing himself
>now this is living

Op passed out due to blood loss

Fuck off, dont care if bait, dont kill yourself dude

If anything OP needs a Band-Aid

I live with my mom and brother... damn man

lel what a faggot

Do it for real you fucking sad fucker.

Don't be silly, OP. Smoke a little tree, put the blades away, and realize there's no need for an awful permanent solution to temporary problems

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Nigga I've been here for six goddamned years. I just haven't allowed this shithole to corrupt my sense of humanity. Pimply ass nigga. Fatass, virginass, child touching, welfare using, pie eating, otaku ass mutha fucking nigga.

get help OP

you cant say you worked up courage to pussy out of life. deal with your shit and be happy.

done in one

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lmao you can't even kill yourself right op. you are such a fucking failure.

Instead of just being too dumb to live, this dude is too dumb to die.

Why has no one checked these?

When OP is such a fag that he can't even fucking cut his wrist correctly. Go drink some bleach, you attention seeking cunt

Massive dick move to kill yourself, chances are it's going to ruin the life of all your family

Not yet :)))))))))) feels good boys you should try this. Imagine the most painful memory you have then just cut

please dont go. i love you OP. its not too late to choose life. please.

just try to hang on one more week?

The cut won't do it, hopefully you aren't a lying sack of shit and actually took lethal amounts of pills, though if this handy work is indicative... I dunno OP. Life is cheap and no one is special, enjoy life or gtfo. Good to see someone sparing the rest of society from their attention whoring stupidity.

You did it the wrong way you're gonna live dude

Sick cry for attention bro

do it you pussy faggot stop scratching yourself and do it

i hope OP's silence means he actually fucking killed himself.

eww don't do it at least not in that way op.
go out and have some lols doing stupid shit if life is worthless to u

Fucking Sup Forums

fucking retarded faggot, your blood will coagulate once you fall asleep and you will wake up without any strength to finish the job, or in a hospital

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Nigga I've been injured worse at work and went home to wash it off and put a band aid on it.

Your fat would clog up,
and prevent you from bleeding out,
Just drink bleach

>just cut
>posts girly scratches

This. You won't die unless you get some arterial bleeding going on.

this is now a trump thread

Will you fucking carve what I said in your arm please? You're going to die anyway

timestamp or gtfo

EMT here, you're not going to bleed out. That's veinous blood, not arterial. The worst sleeping meds will do is destroy your liver for a long, painful death. 0/10 faggot

That's just s scratch

wtf

this isn't going to kill you, fucknut.

post a pic of ur cock and balls please

Thats barely even a fucking cut, just a scrape. Your not even close to bleeding out

thats what i always thought too lol go out and try to rob a bank and die in a hilarious way instead of cutting your wrist

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You know, I feel good about most of his policies. I think he'll do a good job

I hope you took a lot of sleeping pills cause these scrapes aren't gonna do the job and you'll have to live with the stigma of being a cutter in a very visible spot. I hope your a girl at least, guys with cutmarks isn't cute to anyone

What you're doing is just regular cutting. If you actually want to bleed enough to die you have to hit something arterial and deep. Try either your neck or inner thigh. Keep cutting until that shit is DARK red and spurting and you'll be good to go.

that blood is coagulated...

this, gl explaining what happened to the one who finds you

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