Dudes, i realized just like 4 hours ago that i literally cant kiss

dudes, i realized just like 4 hours ago that i literally cant kiss.
i dont know how to doit.
im really fucking bad at it.
and it really doesnt feel good for me.
how the fuck do i kiss, Sup Forums?

I need advice niggers

put lips on lips, that's a kiss. what's so hard? You don't need to do porn kissing, that shit is disgusting.

wait what, people use tongue

Practice kissing an sock with an apple in it, thats what I had to do, once you get better you dont need the sock anymore and you can just kiss the apple till you can try it on a real girl

excuse me?

thanks user, will try

Hahahaha

You're fucking weird

LOL

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You basically just put your lips to theirs and grasp their lips with yours. You can even go nuts on their mouth if you wish, sticking your tongue in there, feeling their teeth, sucking their tongue into your mouth.

If you're concerned about being a 'good kisser', don't. Just do whatever feels fun.

thanks man, but does it feel GOOD? i cant feel shit other than my lips and shit hving contact

Ehh, it's supposed to be interesting. I wouldn't exactly call it good. It can be exciting as a form of foreplay, but i'd never say it's really supposed to be pleasurable on its own.

I've been married 21 years, never used tongue. a kiss is a kiss, nothing dramatic unless you're in the porn industry.

Really? This is a fucking thread on Sup Forums? You all disgust me, you underage bedroom bound fat cunts.

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im the op, 20, not virgin. its serious man, im a fucking bad kisser

>we arn't kissless virgins

Ay yo this nigger know.

I started with the sock and apple and now i kiss bitches everyday. If you wanna get that advanced shit down then get a tomato and a glove but be careful niggers have died from that shit.

Personally i find biting to be a lot more fun than kissing.

Practice on your wrist ;)

Seriously, it'll help you get the motion down

They tend to call the police tho

That's kinda depressing honestly.I'm sorry, you don't know what you're missing.

Its a battle of dominance OP. The secret is to lock lips and never let go. Breathe through your nose while you mash your lips and teeth against hers and dart your tongue out like you wanna lick the back of her throat. Makes bitches go wild.

She should pass out if you did it right

Honestly, google it. Less than a year ago I was a kissless virgin, finally got a gf, looked that shit the fuck up ahead of time, and I kiss like a fuckin pro.

WikiHow has some pretty good instructions.

You're not supposed to bite them hard enough to draw blood. Usually.

But what's the point that way? They asked me to eat them out

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I know I'm not missing much, other than immoral disgusting acts. That's like a meth addict telling you it's depressing you never did meth, you don't know what you're missing.

Well, ya know, they're got a point there. If it's good enough to be willing to die to keep doing, it's probably pretty good.

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>immoral disgusting acts
>On Sup Forums.