Rate my fuckin hedgehog sluts

Rate my fuckin hedgehog sluts.

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He's tired

Depends. What's the faggot's name?

would cuddle/10

10/10

Lando muthafucka

show yourself

>10/10

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Cute as shit
You disgusting useless faggot

>not blue
>can't into running fast
why even

Oh he runs fast as fuck

I bet it'd feel good to rub your dick on it WITH THE GRAIN

I gotta admit, that's a pretty sweet hedgehog OP.

I rate this post hedge out of hog.

hedge/hog

Thanks mang his breeders knew what they were doin when I got him at like 8 weeks old he was litter trained and used to being held by humans. He's about 8 months old now and he is still very well socialized.

Also I doubt anyone's waiting for the video but it's still processing I thought the upload % was all it took but I'm fucking retarded and forgot it needed to process

also check 'em

Bad ass hedgehog, keep him for a long time and kiss him on the nose until he dies of old age.

What happens if a hedgehog munched some pot?

hedge/hog

>dogs>cats because dogs are smarter
defend this dogfags

A cat can't even come when it's name is called and shits in the house.

I am waiting OP

82% processed bud

how much was your hedgehog? Where'd you get it? Did it ever fucking wreck your ass with pines? What's it eat? Is it dirty? How long do they live? Are they easy to handle? What do you keep it in? How smart are they?

>dog has to be trained to not shit in the house
>even then it just shits where it happens to be standing
>kittens naturally seeks out litter boxes or a spot it can dig to bury it's shit
you can't even give a good example. dogfags confirmed for being as retarded as their pets

Both are shit compared to birds

It's not a porcupine, dude. Imagine a pokey hamster.

fuck I want a hedgehog now

>Only have to feed it every few weeks
> Clean the cage here and there, they don't do much shit.
>fucking awesome it can wrap around you and chill while you play some vidya
>best fucking friend ever
Snake master race

I second this

I want a snek, but we don't have sneks here :C

>Birds fly on your hand while you wreck noobs in bo3
>Sing songs of joy when you get collaterals
>Can fucking fly
>Live like 20-80 years depending on what kind you get
>Are living artwork
>Can fucking fly
>Are smart as shit
>Eat stuff you can eat IE: Peanuts, Sunflower seeds, Nuts, Cashews, Watermelon, Any kinds of fruits
>Dope ass friends

Why are you not buying a bird losers?

>$200 USD
>A breeder i found on some craigslist type website
>Nah if its scared it balls up and points his spikes out but once he gets your smell he puts his spines down.
>high quality kitten food
>Nope he is litter trained, his wheel is disgusting though because he poops while running.
>4 years on average i believe
>Mine is very easy to handle once you learn how to pick him up your good because he likes being held and will crawl around in your hand. He has also never bitten anyone which is a plus.
>I keep it in a big ass cage
>Relatively smart as far as small mammals go. He plays with toys and shit.

Video here:youtu.be/Mm-FmUxkwHs

>calls it when you call its name
>can teach it to talk
>lives almost as long as a human
>can train it to pick cotton
why are not the proud owner of a nigger?

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I've seen hotter hedgehogs.

hahaha edgy xD

Fucking broken link youtu.be/Mm-FmUxkwHs

what fucking shitty filter is that

I fucking want one of these so bad, gunna call him "Dan the Danger Noodle"

Oh shit I think Quentin Tarantino hacked my phone and did 8mm instead. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

They shit everywhere

fast/10

Not really, I own a bird and if they do happen to poop on you, a simple paper towel is enough to wipe it off. It's not smelly or dirty as it comes right off.

Just dont have them shit on your clothing. To avoid this let them go back to their cage occasionally or potty train them.

not nearly enough sonic jokes in a thread about hedgehogs
Sup Forums has really died.

It's 4am, none of us care.

You can't potty train a bird
I don't want something that can fly in my house, if it can't control it's bowels. But, if I were to get a bird, it'd be some big mother fucking macaw I can train to swoop upon my enemies whilst breathing fire

i've almost finished jerkin off for a second time, and I'm sure there's a few others beating it right now.

Sup Forums is providing content like a champ... unlike you, fucking faggit.

Course you can potty train a bird. Teach it to wait until it poops then play. I know they dont have a sphincter to control, but technically you could still teach them.

>mUxkw


now I want one too, gratz

Echidna/10

1:57 is where the actions at.

give the pot to the hedgehog and put on sonic theme

kek

Maybe if a trips got it.

Hedgehog/10

reroll

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG

Good night pupper

Cute hedgehog OP

Thanks man he is a good guy.

rate mine

Ow the edge

What's his name? You should take care of him :)

Thats actually pretty clever

do this

Lando