Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread
>Dio loves lolicocks

The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Dio is the worst claim you could make
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Bfk8IGIB8Co
youtube.com/watch?v=IGwAbN6D5-k
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Iowa claim

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Yuno claim

still drunk, feelin hella gud

jenny claim

It has tits and an arse, some freaks will fap to anything with those "specifications."

Mami claim

The forehead and thigh gap are the two main reasons, but yes, technically Rory is a loli. Body of a 13 year old in the manga.

Best edition of the thread.

Rory claimed

Thank you kindly, handsome.

>Don't be gay
I only read the last two words.

You will not escape

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Dio-sama...

They're not great, they're disgusting filthy wretch. Nothing more than virtual poison, abominations.

yeeee boi

Youre so cute tsuyu

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I love my thread

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the horrifying dream beast conglomerate formerly known as Asuka claimed!
heartily

Nice
Goondnight! sleep well :)
Comrade! My nights been pretty good. same ol same ol. How about yours? and last night? haha
>US BB-61
Hey bb

Also claiming

topkek, he's fuckin gone.

Where else besides Japan?

Yo, what's up Koko?

>Best idol cclaimed

>Dio loves lolicock
Oh my, loli cock? It's worse than i thought!

>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, ship Dio with a loli edition!

It was you, spike, wasn't it?

Who else would be so cowardly as to impersonate me?

more judy

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Nighty Night, love you all

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Canaan claimed.

Hey there, Koko
I give up...
DO IT
An R32 in the US ain't gonna be cheap though.
You too

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I did this, but none of the other stuff. I only impersonate Syndra because they love it.
You remain unworthy

Be honest here Dio, how many gigabytes have you used for storing your lolicock stash?

woah
sup nig
kek
I didn't say they were great! but if your down with that I ain't judging

That's one well developed 13 year old. Jeez. Lol

Nigga I dont know shit about cars

>her face
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Judy did 9/11

C-Can I kiss you?

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Claiming best girlie!
Lurking mode: Active

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Nightie-nights

>can't find any near me ever

plus it wouldn't even be a daily driver which is what would be the heartbreaking part.

I'm crying over here with my friend's story of his first high

Yo bra, pretty drunk rigjt now, how are ya?

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Oh jesus lord

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Your anime is inferior
Bow before the new Queen

>loli cock
Oh hell no
Hows it goin idol? all good things I hope?
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
Hey! Hows it goin man?
>because they love it
I feel indifferent

NIGGER I FUCKING MADE THAT
ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS

at least you got some great taste dio.
What's up ol' koko
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh hey koko what's up?

Shinoa

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Yuno I need to confess that I love you

>because they love it
by they I mean Syndra.

Claimed. (The one on the left.)
Damn right it is. That's how I passed school.(kinda)
It's going good, drinking a bit as well. Last night was very interesting......

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Share it mang
>drunk rigjt now
I can tell! whats the occasion? lol

NO I DONT NEED MORE LOVERS

CaneloKhan fight nigga, that was some GOOD shit, khan got BTFO

Did someone say ylyl?
>no
well TOO FUCKING BAD

Breasts are one of the most important things that fuel my hatred towards lolis, althought of course they are not the only thing that defines a waifu.

Such as galko

Galko has cowtits, but she's disgusting as fuck

fucking ugly shit

god I hate galko

god damn

lost

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>shipping

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I have a crazy tongue

Gonna go to sleep now. Good night my friends! (and Dio, you loli freak)

This whole thread is b8

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Nothin much, just hangin out as per usual, how bout you?
Doin pretty good. How bout you?
Of course
>last night was interesting
I want details! Last thing I said to you, I think, was "are you gonna have another?"

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oh piss off, being shipped to you is bad enough

I can tell.
Please do. c:
No local importers either?
Today was pretty boring until I found out that a bush plane crashed in a neighborhood near my apartment. Not even fucking kidding.

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Youre so sweet
I love you

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The school part was meant for you.

I dunno how I passed my driving test but I did

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I always see spike's rules about Dio, but he mentions Dio pretty often.

I've just found a connection

youtube.com/watch?v=Bfk8IGIB8Co

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>local importers

im a NEET, how am i supposed to do this?

shhh its not that bad.

Thanks, everything has been pretty good as of late. How about you?

>idol
Never been called that before, kek I like it.

Nice sleep schedule.

The tits can't be too big otherwise they're gross. Never understood why people want them to be monsters. Galko isn't that bad IMO.
Playing a bit of games and chatting that's about it.
kek.

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>mfw 50 dreams deep

Goodnight! Sleep well :)
A bush plane? and that sounds pretty crazy, was anyone hurt?

THIS MAKES HELL LOOK LIKE HEAVEN

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I wanna bee shipped guys
Ive been secretly.jqlous
Injust want to be loved


>frog

As I've said, it's not just about the tits.

It's everything about galko, god damn I hate her.

stahp! I'm scared
I can't even tell what that is anymore

I see no connection there
related:
youtube.com/watch?v=IGwAbN6D5-k