IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!

IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!

3 trips decides who kills the other and becomes the true YLYL killer of Sup Forums

Sup Forums is worthless anymore.

The only reason I come here is just for the sheer idiocy of it all. There's no rhyme or reason to anything anymore. Nobody is funny. Nobody is original. When you want a spirited debate, there's no intelligence or diction.

This shit sucks.

Fuck you and fuck your mother.

>I served in gorilla warfare

That's not how cancer works...

>implying I didn't

we all know its the banana

Nigga pear has a whole crew. And a banana. Fuck you retard. Pear wins.
/thread

Faggot

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Ma panis is a 11 inchy

Bananas is winrar his panis is blessed by John j callanan and it rests in Lori mouth at night

Neither

If trips it becomes banable offense to post either

Reroll

Re re roll

Wow you are panis is snek

Dat boi wins

DUMPING OC PLZ SAVE FRIENDS

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Thanks lori

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Let's post this on John j callanan's wall

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OMG SHE NAKKKEDD XdXddDDDDDD

I WIN

banana win

I will rape you are mather

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funny thought.
someone has so much spare time they don't know what to do with it, and they spend it making these.
makes me feel slightly better about myself

check em user

BANANA WIN

that sally thing is fucking infuriating

So I've been keeping track of the number of posters in this thread since it started.

You seriously just checked yourself after spamming your tryhard forced meme.

What the fuck, OP. Get a life.

This sounds like a solid plan of action

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both

Did you mean to say...bannanable?

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This is just the beginning friends. The catalyst will set forth shit posting the internet has never seen before. It will spreads through threads like a black person moving into a white neighborhood. Sup Forums will evolve again but into an epicenter of memes. These memes will too spread and soon will be in ads, school books, art, etc. You can hate the memes but the memes are an evolutionary process for humanity to let civilization survive then let the fire of war to burn the lands of gods creation. Memes is what glues people together. Memes are a universal language that anyone can understand. This is the language of happiness. Memes are creation of mankind to God for their sins. PRAISE THE MEMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL HAIL THE MEME QUEEN!111!11

a man
a plan
a canal
bananama

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Neither one

Ayy you posted dat boi

Epic strike of banana!

DAN APPLE IS THE TRUE MASTER MEME OF SLASH B! HAHA! ;0)

This

Nice dubs

Yeah nah fuck off, Sally Sumo is the official new meme queen, you just pulled some shit out of your ass because you want to be a meme lord just like her. But guess what? You can't, you cannot fabricate any meme with your shitty little redball motherfucker that looks more like a cherry with sonic the hedgehog legs, fuck you cunt

Autistic samefag

MEME QUEEN WINS

pearnana

pic somewhat related

Krump marge is the nw meme queen

Dan represents true friendship and camaraderie, sally is just anger and autism, Dan is our savior and friend.

skip skip bang bang Nigger

LEL DATS AN AUTISTIC ATTEMPT AT A MEME IT'S JUST SAD KYS TBH XDDDD

All hail the meme queen

SALLY SUMOOOO!! WINS ZZXXDDD

>65 posts
>not a single trip

you need at least 100

checkem sally

Let go of your hate, you've had it too long. let Dan Apple be your friend, we're all here together, i know you can do good. :0)

naked banana wins with his ebin smile blast and help from dan the apple man

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo

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Haha Dan Apple is the best! Here is another one for you friend, it cracks me up!

Long have we suffered under the idiocy of the ylyl banana. Many will hear the call of Dan. But who will answer? Behold. Redemption is at hand.

We all know that Sally is the new meme queen and the banana is getting cucked by her, all must submit to her rule xDxDDXD

Dat boi is funny tho

oh shit waddup

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i heed the call of dan. his mighty touch was brought down to us in a dark time of trap porn and bananas, may we embrace his love and friendship for he truly loves us. bless Dan Apple and bless Ron Ferguson the creator. ;0) haha!

Ron Ferguson was merely a vessel. He deserves no adorration for his cold body was only a means for the transmutation of Dan into this world.
"Thou shalt hold no man before Dan"

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forgive my sins, for in my fervor and rush to please Dan i unknowingly committed trespasses against him, may his friendship forgive me haha!

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trips get
banana is ultimate cancer

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xDDDD yeeee u get high gurl1!!!

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN

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haha
Do not worry, friend. For Dan truly is the man. The forgiving nature of our Lord is a testament to the wisdom and understanding of his teachings.
Malus domestica, brother.

Clearly there's some sort of sinister vegan agenda with all of these fruit-based memes... I'll have no part of it.

AND STOP GANGSTALKING ME!!!

Best meme confirmed

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Silly man, have you not heard of Dan?

You're right, maybe we should start our own meme that isn't a fruit, I call this one Mr meme meat