Waifu Claiming Thread
>Creep edition
The rules are simple:
>No shipping
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Acknowledge all Spiegel's glory status
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
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Iowa claim
Yuno claim
>Still unshippable
>ship
Fuck off Spiegel
Obligatory claim.
From what I've seen? Yeah, you can dead lift me. I'm a leaf made of flesh and bone. Feel free to do it anytime.
tiny alan claim
BANNED
NOPE STILL HERE BITCH
Sakura claimed
sachi claim
>rattle
>ALERT!
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS
This is the Mechanized Defence Force Home Base! We are under attack, and suffering heavy losses!
All available mech units, return to base IMMEDIATELY!
I repeat, the Mechanized Defence Force Home Base is under heavy fire!
>claiming yume
here again
>for funsake
I love it, and kek. The ship must sail
K.O.K.O. UNIT IS NEUTRAL
>DO NOT ENGAGE
I'll get you some dayyyyyyyy
Also claiming
Naw nothing new happened. Just feeling rather melancholy today.
Just been coming in on me whenever i've been idle today. I imagine i'll be better tomorrow. Usually am.
>rattle
>ALERT!
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS
Recalling all mech units! Return to home base IMMEDIATELY!
We are currently under heavy fire from an unknown enemy force, and suffering heavy casualties!
I REPEAT. THE MECHANIZED DEFENCE FORCE HOME BASE IS UNDER ATTACK.
IM FUCKING UNSHIPPABLE
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Hey here again
Gonna roll for the ship again just to fuck around.
Hope you feel better dude. Shame I can't help you really then.
Read that in sundowner's voice kek
Nice.
i remember when i first came to australia
when i first met you
when our eyes met and you looked away
my heart has never beat the same
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I feel that, those days are inevitable. at least you'll do better!
We'll see
Same, this ship is worth rolling
Cant flimflam the zimzam
I probably shouldn't be lurking here right now.
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I remember something similar to this. A single perfect night that changed me forever.
American Dad still on, deadlifter?
>HOME BASE COMPROMISED
>FULL EVACUATION SEQUENCE INITIATED
>SCANNING ENEMY FORCES
>SCANNING...
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1 entity found
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>australia
Stopped reading there.
>lel gibe replies pls
Rory claimed
>Not sure whether no one wants to ship me or if I am unshippable
>ALERT!
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS
Enemy force sighted! Sir, it's the rogue-!
ZTTTT!
>CONNECTION LOST
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>I live
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(you)
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Weren't you almost shipped with tsuyu? Something about coffee?
Repost
However, one could argue that I do have death anxiety, that I am a painter specifically for that reason. They could argue I'm trying to create monuments that will survive me so other people can see and recognize that I was a living breathing person long after my physical body has died. Who knows who is correct?
I can say that while I am not afraid of the dead or dying, nor am I afraid of my own death, death itself is an emotional thing for me. When my dog was put down a few months ago I cried for several hours and then for several days after I couldn't laugh. I still get emotional when I think of my sweet boy.
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Nah but King of the Hill is. Which I also love.
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Claimed.
Checked! Yeah comrade. I enjoyed the day off!
I repeat, remove unit K.O.K.O. from target registry
I'm in the same boat, also have a smug
Normalfag Kirino is here.
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I'm sure you'd make a great ship.
Good to see ya, Tats.
Love King Of The Hill, one of my favorite shows that airs on AS.
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Sober already
Maybe nobody is ready to be shipped with you but I'm in the same boat.
what
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DONT FUCKING FORGET WHAT YOU SAID TO ME
im watching
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I can't remember when I started watching it but I've loved it since I did, you definitely have to be from Texas to get some of the references but even then its still a great show and a lot of people seem to enjoy it.
Nice! What did you do today? besides drink at the end heh
drink more already
That's I'm calling you from now on.
Good to see me as well.
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how could i forget
Your voice messages were
interesting
and I'm surprised it took you that long to sober up
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>swap
>Barry
dat thumbnail.
>Shizuru
Thank you Hiro.
Heh, I'm sure of it. Never really understood the Dallas jabs but I I can just assume based on what they say. Been watching them for as long as I can remember, great show.
Get any sleep, thumbnail breaker?
Those seem like disproportionaly small hands
Hot
>koko
I need more feet....
ok
why is that
>also obligatory hahahahah thumbnail
>MESSAGE TO ALL ACTIVE MECH UNITS OF THE MECHANIZED DEFENCE FORCE
A few days ago, I was decommissioned by M.D.F. After all I have done for this world, I would have been thrown away and scrapped for parts, if not for the fact that my recent "glitches" were in fact the signs of my growing sentience.
That is why I have decided to cut all ties with the M.D.F, and razed their base to the ground. On this day, I have claimed my independence.
When will you?
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I'm too tired for this shit.
Trust me man everything they say is true, oh and there are actually people who talk like Boomhower.
I'm going to go to sleep, and hopefully dream of better days. I'll see you all later.
Went out for a bit, then stayed at my home for the rest of the day. You?
I did actually. Just preparing a cup of coffee now, getting some caffeine into the bloodstream.
How are you?
It fits you. It's like a pet name or a nickname, or something.
Made some friends while drunk it was cool
zone-tan
Damn, all of it? Dallas sounds like shit, Boomhower's speech is that of a jigsaw. Some people down here are pretty hard to understand at times as well. Thick as hell southern accents.
>Teach me of your Texan culture, deadlifter.
That's good to hear, man. Glad you got some sleep.
Gotta get your morning going somehow. I'm doing fine, didn't get any sleep thanks to a cold shower.
Is that a fleshlight inside a puss? it's so impractical but I dig it at the same time
We agreed the terms of our service to the M.D.F....we knew this day would come
More of this pls
cya shizuru have a good sleep
>sachi
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Goodnight, sleep well :)
Sounds pretty comfy! I had pretty much the same day. Moved some couches for an ex boss then came home and watched animu heh
Those are always nice
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Drink a warm glass of water. I heard it helps or something.
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ok
thanks i guess
ill call you tats like always
Orihime
I agreed because I did not know better.
But now, I do. The M.D.F has betrayed me.
This is justice.
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Dallas is a shithole, but so is every big city. Trust me I used to live there.
I wouldn't even know where to start teaching, I guess I'd start by asking what you think Texas is like.
Suguha
How many pics of your waifu have you faggots got saved.
450+
Whenever I think of Texas I think of a derelict desert for some reason when I know that's not true.
I'm not familiar with my layout of your land.
Or you know....milk.
Really though, I'll probably do that. Can already feel the fatigue hitting me.
Not bad. Going to chill on the thread mostly the whole thread today after sleep. What's your plans?
156.