Tell us about your most fucked up sexual experience that you haven't told anyone. Bonus for greentext

Tell us about your most fucked up sexual experience that you haven't told anyone. Bonus for greentext

I just recently had a threesome at a massage parlor in Japan.

how much? was it worth it?

15,000 yen. Eh, it was alright. They knew what they were doing for the most part, which was pretty cool, but it was just weird. Like they did a lot of shit I wasn't used to at all.

>be me
>be cuck by day
>Cuck other cucks wives by night
>doublecuck

They do that nipple thing... So awkward.

nipple thing?

Nigga where was this? Which city and where?

i like the nipple thing, it is awkward at first but after a while it's just

yeah, exactry. This Thai girl was licking my ear and shit, and went down and started kissing my neck which was pretty hot. Then she went down further and I was like
>shit yeah, blowjob time
Then she definitely started sucking on my nipple. Didn't feel good at all.

>be 25, fat balding grad student
>only have had sex with hookers (still true 7 years later)
>browsing backpage one weekend
>nothing good, try and call a girl I had seen the previous week
>she can't come but recommends a friend
>sure why not
>get a call from the friend about 10 minutes before she was scheduled
>"user I just noticed I'm spotting, is that ok?"
>wonder what the fuck spotting is, say yeah still come
>she gets here, not bad looking but a negress
>I pay, she says we have to fuck on a towel
>kind of weird but I roll with it
>we start fucking, notice a smell start to spread through the room
>can't cum because of smell, she starts getting pissed
>accuses me of being on cocaine(???), says she's leaving
>I look down at my dick (couldn't see it very well during sex, because of my fatass gut)
>blood everywhere
>loudly exclaim what the fuck
>she says "I fuckin told you, what'd you expect"
>she leaves
>throw towel and sheets in the garbage
>take longest shower ever, vow never to fuck a nigger or any girl on her period again

Ah so they didn't do it to you. Nevermind

Fussa, Japan. Military bro here

Idk pal, I'm just not into breastfeeding

the nipple thing.... yeahhh..... so good
started getting the wife to do it when im cumming.

>I eat my own cum regurarly...
gf doesnt know...

i let a girl stick her finger up my ass during sex. When she pulled it out it had a decent sized hunk of shit on it and she got really pissed, called me disgusting and we never had sex again. What the fuck do you expect? It's an asshole.

you're a retard, that's all there's to it

Alright, i'll bite.

Fucked an aboriginal girl without a condom while on holidays in the Gold Coast, Australia. Doesn't sound as fucked as that, will greentext.

>Be me
>20 year old male, living on the Gold Coast
>Was doing something called 'toolies', a.k.a crashing the parties of people who had just finished high school, even though i'd finished like two years before.
>Walking down the main strip with friend, racing on speed.
>Come across these two fucking drunk girls, probably like 17-18
>Mate and I ask if they want to walk down the beach and have a drink.
>They can't really respond, incredibly fucking wasted, but pretty much get out "yeah, woOOOOOOOO" and like trying to cheer but failing miserably.
>Pretty much carry them 100 metres or so down the beach to a quiet spot.
>Try to chat with the white chick, she's not having any of it, again, can't even talk properly.
>Start chatting with aboriginal girl, she is not better off, but something like "I just need to get fucked tonight"
>Dunno why I thought she was even fuckable, horrible looking abo girl
>Pick her up, say something like "I can do that" and just carry her a few metres from my mate.
>Pull her skirt down, she doesn't resist, but again, pretty much can't even talk.
>I pull my dick out, and literally just ram it in her throat
>She gags heaps, and just throws up
>I'm still horny as fuck, the gagging had just helped heaps.
>She's bent over vomiting, so I just pull her panties down, and just push it in.
>She's moaning, and like vomiting sort of, really weird combo, but is grinding into me, so I think she's into it (hope).
>I only pump for like a few minutes, then I just pull out and grab her hand, and force her to just take my load in her hand, and rub it all over herself.
>Pull my pants up and just left her.

Long winded, but meh, i've been drinking

Only 15,000 yen?
Shit crazy!

How was that the niggers fault?! You fucking moron, you brought it on yourself. If anyone, says they are spotting before a fuck, and even if you don't know what the fuck that means, SAY NO. I mean you didn't even ask what that meant.
You deserved it.

so what was the smell?

I got fucked by a horse once.
Can provide details.

came in my little sister's mouth.

trips of truth.

how does it feel to be a faggot

She was black.

yeah that's why I did it lol

Bitches in Tachikawa wanna charge 10,000 just for a handy. That shit is through the roof.

Fucked this tranny in nyc

before sex always clean up, take a shit first and clean your whole body

abos are fucked cunt what you thinking?

the irony/metallic smell of blood mixed with the overwhelming stench of nigger cocoa butter.

i assumed it couldn't mean anything bad, and didn't want to risk asking something that would reveal my status as a pathetic pseudo-virgin.

KEEEEEK

Fucking a single mother and later realizing that her 6-year old daughter had seen the whole thing.

i do, but I don't go spelunking up my own asshole to completely clean it out. I only care about the outside because I'm not expecting my asshole to be involved in the sex in any way.

wrong dickhead, spotting in black people can mean Vitiligo or revitiligo in white people.

Yeah I wasn't, again, was flying my fucking tits off on speed, dunno what the fuck was even going through my head.

Dreams man dreams

if you take a good shit you won't have that problem

Oh god that gave me a chuckle

I also got a rimjob from some married girl. I'll try to keep it somewhat brief.

>met a married girl through okcupid
>turns out she just uses the site to find fuck dates
>has a husband that works all the time and is sort of a dick to her according to her
>long story short I go to their house when her husband was on some business trip
>turns out this girl was looking for revenge on this man in the most disgusting way possible
>she told me to degrade her in every way imaginable and that she wanted to brush her teeth with my cum on her husbands toothbrush
>basically I got to get my ass licked, got to fuck her ass, got to watch her brush her teeth with her hubby's brush and my cum all over it
>she even spit in this mans liquor bottle as a gift for when he gets back
>even got to pee in her mouth

Slut was an absolute freak and I only fucked her twice. She gave me an update and I decided never to really talk to her again after that. Her husband had no idea.

>Exactry
You're already picking up the accent

shemale things

not bad. good for you

rim plus

Im not a faggot... its just hot as fuck...

what the fuck Lloyd!

go on... m or f?

How the fuck didn't you understand what she meant by that ? It was pretty obvious user, what else could it be ?

yeah

Japanese is actually not a difficult language to learn

>Responded to craiglist.. Get into place, hear her from the kitchen, take a look around..
> Looks like mess... disgusting.. she comes out, 6/10..
> Sit on couch, told her to blow me, afraid of scabies biting me on this filthy place...

Pic 1 I took before she showed up

eating an other dudes cum is more hot

There's no thing that I haven't told ANYONE, I know pretty perverted people and we're quite open about our experiences. Here are few things I've done that only few know of: I've watched dog lick woman to orgasm, then had that same woman give me bj, get her hand covered in my cum and watch her dog lick her hand clean. I've had dated woman, get her lick my asshole, fuck me in the ass with dildo and give her cunnilingus while she had her period. Few weeks later I started dating babysitter she used to watch her kids while we met. There's tons of other examples as well, including 3rd base action with my cousin etc etc...

Why didn't you look it up dumbshit?

pic 2

i don't know man i thought it was some nigger slang for, idk, being high? I just wanted to fuck I probably would have even said yes if I knew what it was. Although I probably would have just opted for a BJ than go through what I did.

sounds class mate

last pic

ufff,thats tough. but intriguing . greentext?

how come. please more details on this one

dude a real captain also travels the red sea.

Yeah, no shut the fuck up. Nobody besides your self thinks that.

OP was bound to get diseased from fucking any escort anyway, regardless of their race. He's a fatass who paid the price for not actually trying to get real women.

but that starts to be gay...

she like jagermeisterit seams... Deutschland?

>Japanese is actually not a difficult language to learn
are you fuckin kidding me?! japanese is horrible to learn! only viable option is to live with a japanese family for a couple of months AFAIK

>7 years old me, on my home from school
>pants slip all the time, mom bought next size, said I'd grow in
>no belt
>pull up pants every 100m
>some guy stops me, asks if he could help
>me like wat?
>feel his hand on my balls
>user that pant's too wide he said
>pulls back my foreskin, other hand goes to my ass
>gives me few strokes, fingers my hole
>pulls out his dick, asks me if I want to touch him too
>me like no sir
>he cums on ground
>thick sperm, never seen this from a dick so I thought he was ill
>start crying, dude leaves
>going home. pokerface

still gives me the creeps thinking of it. he could just have strangled me in some shrubbery.

Probably the smell of your unwashed rolls aswell you fat degenerate.

why did you stop?

>sex with aboriginal without condom
Hope you got your hepatitis shot

Yeah, was in Trier...

>be me
>take 2 mdma pills
>Turns out they half mdma/half speed
>Go out clubbing
>Meet girl at bar and hit it off
>Shes a 9/10 or maybe im just cooked
>Go back to my place
>Things starting to get hot
>She strips and gives me lap dance
>Raging boner
>Grab her throat and force her down onto her back
>Rip her dress off in sexual rage
"Wtf user this is a new dress!"
>Put one hand over her mouth an one down her panties
>shes pissed off still but shes wet and i can tell shes into it
>Start rubbing her clit and shes moaning hard
>"Fuck me user"
>Flip her onto belly and spread her ass cheeks so i can see her tight little asshole as i fuck her
>Start playing with her asshole as i fuck her
>Shes moaning harder
>"Damn man ive never been with a girl who is into anal"
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Slip my finger into her ass and she lets out a little gasp
>"Im not sure user ive never done it before"
>"Dw slut its ok"
>Put tip into her hole and she grabs the sheets hard and goes tense
>"It hurts user, can we just do regular for now?"
>"It gets better trust me"
>Push my dick about half way in and she moans in pain
>"Stop user i dont want to"
>Shit her asshole is bleeding now from my willy
>Push her face into pillow and hold it there as i push deeper inside her
>Shes crying now saying it hurts so bad and she wants to go home
>Thrust her a few more times but then stop as im not into this whole painal shit
>She tries to squirm away
>Grab her legs and oull her back down onto my dick
>Her pussy is dried up by now but its okay
>Use ass blood as lube
>She starts swinging at me
>Scratched my eyelid almost blinded me
>That it cunt you are done
>Start hatefucking her hard as i can
>Shes wriggling around and all sorts now
>Eventually gives up and accepts her fate
Still crying
>Curled into a ball as i come up behind her in a spoon position
>Start fuckin her again
>"Please stop user"
>"Not much longer im going to cum soon"
>cum inside her and cuddle her to sleep

Well it must be easier for me then because I live here.

M
Was a Clydesdale stallion at a friends farm.
It was about 14-15 inches, flared like hell. Came to about a pint to a pint and a half inside me. Was sore for about a week. Had stomach problems for a month

Because fucking her wasn't simply about fucking her. She seemed to want revenge on her husband more than anything. The guy was probably cheating on her. I also felt kind of guilty allowing her to do that shit with me.

Craigslist work in Germany? I always check, but never found interesting adds or real ones .. a lot of fakes

KEK
should have looked at the definition
Not her fault

>talk to guy on grindr
>looks hot
>decide to meet up, go to a pub first
>he looks like his pics
>speaks like a retard though
>really bad lisp
>literally can't understand a word he says
>decide fuck it, start downing drinks
>almost start deciphering what he is saying
>go back to his place
>he cums really quickly
>continue sucking him off
>he cums again
>I only cum after a while
>got out there as fast as I can
>he still messages me every time I login to grindr

at least he had a nice big dick

You paid the price whitebread. I don't know if your vow will change anything though, considering you still couldn't fuck anyone that you didn't pay from then till now... So I guess it's only normal to use nigger in every other sentence when you've had an experience that came from your own stupidity and lack of situational awareness, but refuse to fully shoulder the blame.
Carry on.

what's your native tongue?

>be 23, living at home like a faggot with my mom
>aunt has a 10 year old daughter that she brings along for vacations down here
>always have lots of alone time while her and my mom fuck around away from home
>slowly build trust, testing her limits etc
>ask her if she's ever done anything with boys
>she says "like what?"
>say something like "i don't know, has anyone ever touched you "down there"?"
>"no user"
>drop the subject for a while, sitting on the couch a couple hours later
>asks me to show her what I meant
>shit bricks internally, weighing the potential prison time against what she's asking
>long story short, after a lot of insisting that she can never tell anyone, I finger her a little
>do that for a while until she asks to see what my "thing" looks like
>figure we've already gone this far, whip it out
>put her hand on it
>suddenly phone rings, mom talks about bullshit for like 20 minutes, cousin loses interest
>reemphasize the no telling part, insinuate that if anyone finds out her mom could get in big trouble for letting her stay alone with another adult (stupid, but it's easy to trick kids)

7 years later I still freak out when I see a cop car going by the apartment. I just hope she has repressed the memory and never gets the urge to report me. We hardly ever see or talk to each other anymore. Still kind of wish we could have gone further though.

How do you get a horse to fuck you lol

English

very carefully

Newfag detected

this!
CL in germany is 99,9% fake shit

Hahaha. Just dawned on me user. That's pretty well analogous to the way the brits treated every natives people wherever they went for centuries lol

Nice work user

You're fine bro, there's no way they can do anything now. After 7 years there's no way they can prove anything

I'm quite an oldfag actually, but just like pointing out when someone endangers themselves and proceeds to make a stupid vow instead of vowing not to fuck escorts in general.

>match with crossdresser on tinder
>semi drunk, really horny
>decide to meet said CD
>get to his/her apartment, ring door bell
>"Door is unlocked, just come in"
>IT is sitting on the bed wearing white underwear, high heels and a wig
>start making out
>OMG SHE HAS A BEARD
>start sobering up, panic mode engage
>it pulls down my pants, start sucking the D
>sucks for like 5 min, cant get hard
>apologise, pull my pants up and gtfo

never again

yeah I know, but just the accusation could ruin your life, or at least the relationship with your family.

Can yu tell us more about it?

>English
english?! japanese is not supposed to be easy for you!! :D
how did you learn it?
did you take classes in japan?
>inb4 japs can't teach languages, not even their own!

This. It's just a bit of blood.

she was black though, that blood could have been lethal.

Not just Germany m8. US is the same way in most of our cities. I have fucked like 6 girls off CL and the trick is to be really persistent about checking all the time and emailing people that are actually legit

my girlfriend once shoved both of her fist up my ass

I once held hands with a girl. Then looked her in the eyes and told her I loved her.

I accidentally punched punched a girl in the eye right as I was cumming

good point

oh god, dont be a toolie mate