I fucked up!

I fucked up!

what the fuck did you do

i put a light bulb up my butt and i think it broke

literally everything

Pics or it didn't happened.

tried putting fingers up there but my ass hole is like clenched
i heard a kinda snap and kind of had like a sharp painful winded feeling in ass

im not interested in proving shit
im literally having a panic attack at the moment
i cant go hospital, no cash or insurance and parents will be like wtf

...

And you told Sup Forums, why?
Ring your ambulance service UK is 999.
And try not to meve arouned much.

Sharon is angling for half his money.

nah am only joking
jacked O.Ps thread before he could reply for shits n giggles

Sorry, that number has been changed. The new Emergency Service number is 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

Well done.
I giggled.
Kinda hoped he had a light bulb up his butt tough.

That junkie retard is still alive?

I remember reading about a rehab employee saying Ozzy had the mind of an easily distracted child. 20 years ago. He barely knows what planet he's on.

so old Sharon wants a divorce. Now that Ozzy's headed to a care facility. She's a typical woman in that regard - she stuck around while it was good. As soon as he got sick? done.

Ozzy's boss as fuck. KYS

Bitch!

Other than the money and fame, she didn't really have it all that good. I mean, imagine spending years with someone who's always fucked up on all sorts of drugs and sleeping with other women. It's about time the cunt asked for a divorce.

Ozzy was just an alcy, get your facts right.
Yes he tried drugs but be wasn't addicted.

>other than the money and the fame
>money and fame
>money
>fame

and then she bounced.

You're an idiot. He was notoriously on drugs throughout his entire career.

mfw Sharon's been dating a muslim in London tho

He tried heroin once and didn't like it because it made him chuck up his beer.
I've done more drugs than that bat eating cunt.

Not a sand nigger!

Exactly this. I think she's tired of waiting...

Who knew he'd make it this far.