OFFICIAL /comfy/ EURO 2016 THREAD #3

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Today's matches...

Group A:
Albania vs Switzerland 0-1

Group B:
Wales vs Slovakia 2-1
England vs Russia 21:00 CET

Now playing England - Russia 0 - 0

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First for /comfyness/

1st for no Sup Forums edition

Couple of early sighters for the lads

why are bretons such bros wew

It's coming home lads, home to mother russia.

Good game so far

Why are Russian kits burgundy and gold?

I'm from Corsica actually, but I can't let a fellow Frenchie down, can I? Le puis-je?

whats with the jewish racing gold stripes on that ruski kit

what's the score lads?

Russians love kitsch in their deko.

Why are English kits white and blue?

Could do with one of these chances going in.

Why is it that England always has a team stacked with players but can never win?

adidas is official sponsor of russian working class

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Christ England are good. Only a matter of time until they score

Islam is the official sponsor of Swedish working class.

It's not "blue" but "London Foggy".

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other teams stack their teams with players too but with good ones

Spot the mad Russian behind his proxy lmao

Eastern Orthodox art and architecture has a lot of gold in it

to remind them of breadlines during USSR times

WHERE ARE THE STICKIES

bring on vardy 2bh lads

Bad passers, chocking, refball

I'm not even Russian, genuine based Japanese. Japan team could beat every European team.

Americucks
>60%

You don't even try do you Vatnik-san?

At Takeshi's Castle world championships maybe

Islam is not a brand though

>wanting a sticky in the comfy thread
The fuck is wrong with you?

that was a based post-night out show

I miss that show man.

My dad just walked in, saw what i was watching and said

>"Go England! Anybody but Russia"

Decades later and he still thinks we're aiming nukes at each other

They officially quit in May. Last episode they let an American nigger get fucked up.

Thank Talmudvision for that.

>thinking we're not all aiming nukes at each other

Russia are making their way back into this, I'm getting worried they're gonna score.

I think there probably are still nukes pointed at each other

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sterling is a fraud

Anyone got a HD stream?

Local tv stream is like 144p

Going to rue all these fucked up chances.

russia getting dominated by a lesser country

Gast, ik zit hier in Japan voor werk en we hebben hier een HD stream via NOS.

antena-sport.com/espnusa.html

npo.nl/live ?

nos stream is 576p though

Yup

holy shit

Mine is 720p only.

Toch echt een schijt

The one on nos.nl is a bit better, thanks.

slutsky looks so stereotypically russian

Sterling having another one of "those" games

you now remember about Ryan Gauld

areena.yle.fi/tv/suorat/yle-tv2

if you got a Finnish vpn

its always japan with the brutal banter

If Wales is a different country, can it declare war on England?

Why the fuck is Kane still taking corners

The prince of wales wouldn't like to wage war on his granny.

DELE GOAT

Give the opposition a chance I assume.

Quite enjoying this pressing 2bh. Very un-Woy.

It's unnerving how much Lallana looks like MissAlice_94 the cam girl

Brutal

He was never that impressive at Dundee UTD anyway.

It's actually his mum.

Prince William is the "Duke of Cambridge"

Wales still has royalty?

it would be extremely painful

no natural resorces, 1 port, what do they even do if they win. like NZ all they have is sheep and low tier country music

top level comedians though, on the calm self mocking kind

the russian crest is so fabulous

they have folk magic bruv you better be careful

>mining heartland
>no natural resources

And send an army of sheep?

Enjoying watching Dyzuba. Really interesting player. Good old fashioned target man that you seldom see any more

My bad. But what ould happen if he went full game of thrones on his father / grandmother?
Could the law prevent / impeach him? Does he have the right to murder his way to the throne and answer to no one once he gets there?
I can't picture him handcuffed and juged like a "comonner"

Brits and japs shit the comfy thread up with /pol7shit again

murder is illegal m8

It's presumably illegal to kill the queen.

I guess in times past though, once you were ruler, then you just changed the law to whatever you liked. It's a bit redundant nowadays I guess.

I don't really think the lowly peasants will answer his banner call.

I'm sure there's constitutional laws against it or something though

Yes but arn't they above the law? Since they're thoerically the ones who made it in the first place?
What's the point of a King who can't kill anyone? Even the cuck King of Monaco does.

Why won't Alli try and score?

Is finishing really that difficult

Russia will score 20 seconds after HT

Rooney will equalise in the 85th with a penalty

ITV will harp on about how much heart England showed to pull back

kek

Remember to report all, screenshot and save in a paint file. I've currently got one I'm putting together to show the mods how bad it's gotten

The janitors are doing an absolutely disgusting job. It's literally/polsp/ atm. They need to be told

england remind of dortmund right now

dominate the game yet never score

> Presumably illegal.
> His banner call

I love you guys, that's why you're our best ennemies, the fun is always there.

>poland mentioned as a dangerous opponent on the espn stream

...feels surprisingly good

western monarchs haven't had absolute power since the french revolution. he could still be tried in a court of law

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vocaroo.com/i/s0u5RxEohdet

Only the king / queen is "above" the law as justice is carried out on their behalf.

Prince Charles is just some posh faggot in eyes of the law.

HD stream you poorfags
stream4us info/p/england-vs-russia-euro-2016 html

england is much stronger but should start creating actual chances instead of shooting straight at akinfeev 2bh

>Nice semen slurping.

Kamikaze'd the Swedes

members of the royal house don't have any immunity from the law

Didn't the Manga Carta strip the monarch of the divine rite to rule?

must be Rooney's fault, innit

He doesn't need to call his banners, just wait a Sunday lunch to kill them both with a kitchen knife.

> Like what, you're gonna put your king to jail?! Kneel before me and a new era of englos around the world m8

We know you guys better than you do.