I want to hang myself but there's no place to attach a rope, in a private place. Need advice

I want to hang myself but there's no place to attach a rope, in a private place. Need advice.

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Shorten ripe tie to door knob tighten around neck use zip tie and tape to keep from lossening noose kidding DO NOT DO THIS SEEK HELP OFFING YOURSELF JS NEVER THE ANSWER UNLESS YOU TOUCH KIDS

get someone to hold the rope for you

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get creative faggot

JUST DO IT

why do you need privacy? Just have a few foot drop if you are worried about being saved.

such a cop out. Nowhere to tie a rope? You live in a desert?

I'll even do it with you if it will make you more comfortable

. Does that work? Can't you just stand up? I don;t touch kids. I went deaf last year and my arm is almost paralyzed from another suicide attempt. I can't work and support myself.

build a stand. it may take some practice if you arent an experienced carpenter, but you will get some satisfaction from creating something with your own hands.
actually, make your own rope too. making it all yourself will give you some control in your life that will be needed for the act. if you cant control your life, how do you expect to control your death?

That guy was lucky it worked. I don't see how he couldn't just stand up

he drugged himself first

Yeah, ive build several gallows but chickened out. I need to rent out studio space because I don;t live alone,

he wanted to die

standing up would kind of make it a waste of time.

you just have to go limp until you pass

good advice

>need to rent out studio space

why?

if you are serious (doubtful if making this many excuses) do it out in nature. Take a long walk into the woods. Find a nice space you can call home for ever more and do it there.

not in some stinking flat

>thank me later

I already have my spot chosen. Lower half of a two tier bridge in a lovely area along the downs link.

A desert would be better, I live in a city; There's nothing to attach a rope to in an apartment,

Fucking losers who couldn't handle life telling a guy how to kill himself. I'm not a newfag anymore but I still can't tell whether you faggots are serious or not. Life is a battlefield, work on yourself and fight and you will get what you want. This shit has been told countless times but people don't do shit, why? Because it is easier to stay in your own head than take action. Do yourself a favor user. get off your computer, forget suicide and do something about your life. Make a plan for the things your gonna fix for this month and trust me you will feel good.

I know, it sounds stupid. But There's no nature nearby that's really isolated.

>Life is a battlefield, work on yourself and fight and you will get what you want.

Sorry, in this universe the version of me has everyone undeserving succeed. Suicide is a right - they are providing it for the mentally ill in Belgium. That is the most enlightened system in the world.

sucks dude.

I'd hate to go out indoors. Plus it knocks value off of the property incase you haunt it.

a friend of mind did it in a parking lot. Wasn't found until morning.

I'd grab my rope and go road trip it with some weed and a bottle of jack out in the sticks. Think on it for a while out there.

the trip will do you good and help clear your head. It might even be that being in a city with no privacy has worn you down mentally.

From your words I can see you have given up, yes there are a lot people who are undeserving. But who gives a shit about other people, neither do i want to have a debate about systems or whatever. This is not the point.Debates and looking at other people dont do shit. This is about you. Ignore bullshit, look and work on yourself.

Get off the computer right at this moment user, listen to what i said. create plans for this month to fix things. And don't worry you will love yourself because you would have fixed your problems alone, see it as a quest.

>Plus it knocks value off of the property incase you haunt it.

Hah, that made me laugh and feel better for a little while

Sound plan. Applying zipf's law solving just 20% of what is wrong will solve 80% of the total problems.

>vsauce have a good video about it

it's true for all manner of things.

glad I got you to crack a smile.

in all honestly user. I don't know your life but the parts you point out are bothing you bother us all.

the world is a fucked up place but nothing will change if those who seek change give up and let it win like that.

we need you user; or shit is only going to get worse for everyone.

I'm not one to ever advocate living for others sake but any change you can make before you go would help.

Exactly, fixing yourself is all you need. Excess money, women, fun. They come, but what's important is yourself. these come to the side like side dishes. Also your relationship with loved ones will go smoother.

Oh and stop looking at porn like a cuck. If you want to cum, do it with your imagination but let your testosterone build up for weeks prior.

Dont doit please I can be your friend

Hanging is stupid, you should jump off your roof and land head first into your driveway to break your neck and possibly smash your skull open, good luck

Go to the nearest forest and tie a knot over your neck to the tree