Moral support thread

Moral support thread

Until someone gets trips we come to each other with our problems and act like gentlemen/ladies. Then we go insane at trips and spit in the face of people's problems

I need help with a girl. I texted her and got no response so what do I do? (This was yesterday btw, nice dubs)

It's very common.
I suggest you kill yourself.

Good day to you too, gentleman

Act like you don't give a fuck
Actually, don't give a fuck
Move on bro
It's her loss if she doesn't want to talk to you

Kill yourself aswell.

Oh god it looks like we keep getting close to trips, eh, gents?
(check 'em)

>I was only ten years old
>I loved mclaren so much, I owned all the hotwheels and merchandise
>I pray to mclaren every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"mclaren is love", I say, "mclaren is life"
>My Mopar dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to mclaren
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's mclaren
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "6.1L s70 v12"
>He grabs me with his powerful wheels and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for mclaren
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for mclaren
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please mclaren
>He revs a mighty redline as he fills my butt with his gasoline
>My dad walks in
>Mclaren looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Vroom vroom nigga"
>mclaren leaves through my window
Mclaren is love, mclaren is life.

Good sir, why the brash attitude?

Gtfo Satan

Bump

Had a similar problem a week ago, the only problem is she has a boyfriend and talks to me regularly but I knew I was being friendzoned, so my advice is ( worked for me) once you get her to talk to you, ignore her mid conversation, she will then (hopefully) reply and you just tell her that you would rather talk to her in person. That should work now you can kill yourself

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I fap to drawings

FUCK YOU FAGGOT

Fuck off satan

STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT. CHOKE ON PISS AND DIE.

fuck you satan.. also checked'em

Are we going to count satan? Because he's a fucking faggot

FUCK YOU MEGAFAGGOT CUNTMUFFIN DICKBAGSACK HUMPINCUNTIN WHORE

Lesley's ignore Saran, we should acknowledge only the holy trips

Anons I have a problem...

I used whipped cream as lube on accident and now my ass itches and I might have a rash...

What do?

the fuck is wrong with you user?

Get thread. Check em.

Sup Forumsro you're going to be fine. Just wash that shit out with something antibacterial then A:Baby Powder The Shit Out Your Ass Or B. Eat a lot of opiates for a couple days. Also check em.