Satan here, Ask me anything!

Satan here, Ask me anything!

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where is my peanut butter sandwich? i payed with my soul!!! ather a 30 min it is free, so hurry up, damit

Are you uncircumcised?

You have to give me something equal to a peanut butter sandwhich

Where i found cp?

Yes, I got lucky
The ultimate place to find cp, is dominoes

Yes

If Satan punishes Evil do'ers... Does that mean that Satan is good?

say hi to Prince for me feg

Can you post a picture of your uncircumcised penis?

Well I guess you could say the same thing about God, he makes evil shit like feminist and herpes, does that make him evil?

this and my soul is everything i have ,take everything you want, i`m hungry

DId satan watch soul eater?

Dubs yo

If i pledge my allegiance to you will you make me into a werewolf

He's enjoying getting raped by my apostates
For dubs? Yes
Money has no value to me, space program a cat, you shall receive a life time of peanut butter jelly sandies and gbp

can I has dubs?

whats the best torture overall in hell

I think getting raped was part of the plan. you lose satan...you lose.

I'm not suggesting anything, but is the appocalypse coming or what?

who tortures you satan?

That's just it, his soul is equal to a peanut butter sandwich......if not less than that

No, does it represent good?
I sense with my Satan sense you are a furfag
Soon my son soon
Blessed dubs, the best torture we have is we put a pvc pipe up your ass, feed barbed wire up the pipe, and pull the pipe away, also, your blessed with your own sjw that holds the barb wire

what was the empire of man like before genesis?

Why does god create us of free will?

idk, but your dubs sure are killing me

Any new music coming out I might enjoy?

dubs

ARE YOU COMPLEEEEEETE?

Did you ever take a look at my resumé?

Fuck off Satan I'm at Church

how about i give you a peanut butter sandwich?

Why wouldn't you buy my soul?

I own a sex doll.
Is that a one way ticket to your kingdom?

That's not Satan. That's Darkness.

What's your least obvious regret?

How much did it cost ?

Why has my stomach hurt for the past two months?

Better question: how often do you clean it?

Looks like dubs cancer to me!

There is no kingdom

Lucifer fell to earth

He is here


You guys should read the bible

The world is populated by fallen angels and man

Where can i sell my soul?

Ebay is a nice place to start

What's taking you so fucking long with the apocalypse!?

what date

I should've thought it out more
Have you seen those sand niggers? Soon my son soon
Jesus won't stop sending me virus infected missionary porn links...
His isn't trust me
Incesty son, but, it was peaceful. Possibly, I'll make sure you find it
No
I'll be complete when you enter my kingdom
Yes, you need a bit more experience in the field but, you are hired
Because I know what your soul is worth and I don't have a quarter of a penny
That time I created black lives matter
Lay off the shit food man
Blessed trips, vegas
Because you guys are killing yourselves

9/11

these depictions of Lucifer make me upset

In his angelic beauty he is defaced and left to walk the earth

Forced into darkness

>Because you guys are killing yourselves

Wtf you talking about. Every decade the world grows by BILLIONS in population.

You're a fake

Dying oceans

Tropic belt collapse

Maybe we will get lucky and catch a gamma ray burst

is thins not the real satan ? :'(

Is it not or cold down there?

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME A NIGGER BUT THEN WAAY BEFOR THAT CREATE THE WHITE RACE?
WHY AM I BLACK, SATAN? WHY? WHY AM I BLACK?

if this a derbs thread?

You question my methods? I'm thinking famine first, then I'll let the nig nogs bring in some succulent pestilence, then I'm gonna let shit hit the fan...prepare for ww3
It depends on what you do, it can be dick melting, skin boiling hot, or dick shrivels cold, you pick
Someone's got to take the bullet, that being the black bullet...

Why dont you give us Hitler back

that was yaukub

not god

asshole

Okay, so if I pick hot will you choose cold?

Do you officially endorse the Demons of Selzar or did I just waste my soul for a fake wish?

>circumcisionlet detected

You jelly of my godhood faggot.

That's why angel pussy is heavens and sucubbi just suck dick.

Quick thing, some you fuckers stop sending me furfags? They are fucking everywhere, like....fucking....everywhere and it's really fucking autistic...I mean at least kill them I can't even tie them up and torture them...they like it
That's for you to find out
Blessed by Satan thread checkem man
He walks among you, you just have to find him

im not saying god did that you dumb niggger faggot

i was askin satan why

damn learn2read

They will take care of anything
I'm not jealous, that's why I'll make sure your bitch cheats on you with an uncircumcised Negro

Can you rape me please?

Trips plz?

Hi Satan, it's me That was a shitty answer, frankly I'm disappointed in you.

Try listening to bands like leviathan and dip into some acid surf
>Messer chups
>bitch boys
You got to find some new artist, personally I like older music, dip into some avant garde and some harsh noise...you'll be hearing it anyway

IMO now you should choose Carly Fiorini as YOUR running mate, just to rub the fucker's nose in it.

Did you President candidacy really start as a joke?

Who is your " Mom " .. and why was she in Hell ??