Story time lads!

Story time lads!
There was this feminazi hate thread, but it 404'd before i could share my story.
Got it pre-typed, no worreys.


>Be me 18 at the time
>There's this 9/10 girl which 'best-friendzoned me' a year ago
>Really close with her, go to movies and talk alot and shit
>Always flirty at movies, she comes over a lot and we talk alot and stuff
>Never got any sexual stuff with her, fucking best-friendzoned
>Actually like the talking, never really talked a lot with a girl
>Mostly normal talking, but with her we tell eachother everything
>She doesnt have a boyfriend and she says she doesnt like anyone
>Fuckyes i might have a chance
>Im not fat, just not much muscles
>I basically eat a lot, but never got fat for some reason
>This one day i talk with the 9/10 girl (lets call her Jenn)
>Jenn tells me she goes to BlaBla place in summer
>This is the place where i go every summer
>I tell Jenn i go there every summer with friends
>Jenn is excited and wants to hang out with us etcetc
>Lots of talking and explaining about the place, good restaurants, places and stuff
>At the end Jenn mentions she will be working out at a local gym
>Jenn wants that summerBody stuff
>I ask if i can workout with her at the gym, meet together and stuff
>'Yes that would be cool user!'
>(summer is in 5months, but for good places at the holdiday destination you need to book early)
>We start working out next week
>Always have nice chats there and stuff
>After workout always eat this smoothy shit
>Banana + mango + apple shit or something
>Its actually dilicious kek
>FastForward.jpg

Cont?
Long story lads, the feminazi part will come soon

>1week before summer
>We both are fit AF
>I finally can see some good muscles on my body
>Actually happy about myself for one time
>LastDayOfSchool.jpg
>Finally dont have to work, and can workout more before vacation
>My plan is to make Jenn my girlfriend
>Still had a crush on Jenn

Fast forward till we arrive at holiday destination

>Jenn always said she was going to this nice house at the beach
>So did i, but i never thought she would be 2houses next to me
>Arrive at same day as Jenn
>I fucking see Jenn 2houses next to me unloading the car
>WaitWat
>Make a chat and stuff, both pretty excited
>Friends arrive, i introduce Jenn to my friends
>All of them already have girlfriends except one
>Lets call him Jimmy
>Jimmy doesnt have a girlfriend and he is shy asfuck
>Jimmy once run away from a oppertunity to get laid.Kek
>Cool guy though, always nice and funny
>Jimmy doesnt show this to the girls for some reason
>Jimmy is always seen as this shy guy
>Go to hang out next day at the beach
>We go to this sweet spot, next to this high rock where everyone jumps off
>Rock is like 14m high
>Jenn is nervous, but i convince her to jump with me
>We al jump except Jimmy
>Jimmy jumped once or twice, but was a bit scared of hights
>We tell him to jump
>Jimmy says wait, i cant do it like this
>We all think he bitches out again
>The fucker jumps and does a flip
>AllOurWut
>This motherfucker just did a flip

Cont?
Next part starts with feminazi

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reading, keep it going OP

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>Swim back to the beach and sit on our towels and listen to music and stuff
>This girl comes to Jimmy and asks him to chill with him and stuff
>She is fat, but not the type of fat where u can smell the Feminazi
>Jimmy fucking likes her
>We are happy for him that he finally found a girlfriend
>Still go to the same place at the beach and stuff
>JimmyGirl (she will now be called by her true name 'Rustle') always hangs out with us
>This one day i ask Jenn to come with me to a place
>There's this cave which is beautiful
>I take Jenn there, and i finally have the courage to ask her to maybe take things to the next level
>I shit you not, she fucking says ''Oh user, i thought you only wanted to be friends! I really liked u from the beginning, but i thought u rahter

wanted to be friends!''
>ForFuckSake.file
>Smile and go right in for the kiss
>Shits magical and we make out in the cave
>Come back to the group and tell em the news
>Group always had a thought that we would hook up
>Rustle looks with discust to us, but does congradulate us
>This night is Cash
>I take Jenn to my place, parents are out eating
>Jenn asks if i ever done the thing before
>n-no d-did you?
>No she hasnt
>We have sex like its WW3
>Not porn-fucking, but i last long and go for round 2 and stuff
>Jenn sleeps the night at my place
>ThisNextDayThough.exe
>Go to the same place again
>Notice Rustle has this tiny bikini which barely fits her
>The bra is so tight, i wonder how Rustle didnt get split in halve
>Jenn and i are in a good shape, as is the group (except Jimmy&Rustle)
>Rustle makes this comment about how Jenn makes her feel fat because Jenn is this 9/10 female which is is a good shape
>jenn says she has been working out for months, cant say the same about Rustle
>Rustle loses it, group looks with disqust
>Rustle takes Jimmy to another place
>We dont make any of it, just laugh about it
Cont
Next shit is cash

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>Its friday night, the group goes to eat at this steakHouse at the beach every friday
>That steak is so good
>Jimmy takes rustle with him, she apologises to us for before at the beach
>We say its alright
>We eat, fucking Rustle orders the biggest stake we have seen
>Fuckton of fries and stuff
>We always split bills and stuff
>Its just our thing, everyone pays the same amount
>Rustle ate like 3times more then us, but we dont care
>When we pay for the bill Rustle makes this comment on how we should eat more to get into good shape
>Oh no, my sides. Help me satan!
>We laught and go home
>We sit at the beach at night at a fire and tell storys and stuff
>Rustle tells this story on how she eats healthy and worksout a lot but still gains weight
>Rustle says she is a feminist and cant stand males who do not find her sexy
>She looks at me and says that males like me with a shit body should eat more to get into shape
>HoHoHo merry raughmess
>I disagree, i've always found feminism shit cant stand those fat fucks complaining about not getting laid and not getting attention
>I said that i've worked out for months with Jenn to get into the real good shape and that 'fat' is not sexy
>I tell Rustle that she should workout, that it would help her a lot
>Rustle rages and tries to stand up which took like 1fucking minute
>Starts squeeling or some shit, cant identify if this is human
>She starts throwing sand and jimmy tries to calm her down
>Rustle flips at jimmy's attitude
>The group tries to calm her down
Cont

>Rustle stop this or gtfo
>She squeels like a raptor and starts yelling rape
>FuckingFeminist and there shit
>Jimmy is done and says GTFO
>She throat punches Jimmy
>OhShit
>We hold Rustle and bring her thefuck away from us
>Rustle is still squeeling rape
>We return to the fire and laugh our asses off about Rustle
>Jimmy feels sad he really liked Rustle
>All go to sleep, Jenn still sleeps with me sometimes
>Next day we go to the same place on the beach as always
>Always sit on the excact same spot
>We feel the ground shaking
>There it is gents, Rustle brought her fattie feminist friends and 2cops
>They start yelling the moment they see us
>Rustle tries to run at us but cant
>They all start squeeling as if they are matecalling raptors
>Cops are here because of 'rape'
>Cops cant even speak because raptors are squeeling
>Cops come closer and didnt really believe we raped anyone because they knew us and know we wouldnt mate with a fat raptor
>We say no and explain the story
>Raptors start squeeling louder, this time cops interfere with the mating call
>Cops believe us but feminazi's dont take shit of it
>10 fat raptors with squeeling noises start pushing the officers
>Rustle is in the lead and punches a cop
>Says this is racism
>Cops cant even, as do we (Cops are cool guys, always get off with a warning if things go wrong)
>Cop takes tazer and threatens The RaptorWhales to go back into the ocean
>Rustle tries to punch the cop

Cont

>The cop fucking tazes her, she falls down and an earthquake takes place
>BestDayOfMyLife.file
>RaptorWhales calm down after a while and are being taken to police building
>Cops call in 2cars extra because fatties cant fit in 1 car
>Later at the fire in the night cops arrive
>We can laugh about it with the cops, cops fucking say Rustle flipped at the station and she also yelled rape yadayada
>Never hear from RaptorWhales again
>Tell parents story, they love it and laugh with us
>Jenn sleeps at my place again and we talk alot how much fun we had during the time Rustle was with Jimmy
>This whole feminazi experience has brought us a lot of laughs
>Still go to the same place every year
>Still no sign of RaptorWhales
>Life's good

Also, post your feminazi stories.
Im interested kek

Nice story but inconsistent writing
7/10

good story op

fake story/10

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Way to get the girl OP

9/10 story
Good job op

You still with Jenn? also someone fucking archive this shit. I kek'd

Cool story Sup Forumsro

never really needed to deal with any feminazis before, Its crazy to think that there are people like this on earth :/

>"We have sex like it's WW3"

Yeah, 22 now and still with Jenn.
Jimmy has a non-feminazi gf now.

>Cop takes tazer and threatens The RaptorWhales to go back into the ocean

i kekd pretty hard at this too gj OP
never had to deal with feminist speds myself

Get married, for real dude. Have some kids. You deserve it my man.

I'm glad it worked out for Jimmy as well

>ITT: OP prattles on about inane bullshit.

Can we see pic of Jenn op

so OP, what was the point of the whole Jenn thing if your main point was Rustle and the feminazi thing? Ever hear of Chekov's gun?

This

That was an incredibly boring and pointless story.

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Boring, also
>got fit af in some months
Just fuck off lmao

>>ITT OP tries to tell epic.
>>Doesn't know how.