Hey, Sup Forums, if you were a superhero, what power would you have?

hey, Sup Forums, if you were a superhero, what power would you have?

Inertial Dominance. When at rest, nothing could move me. When in motion, nothing could stop me. It would have a host of interesting side-abilities and limitations. For example, I'd be immune to physical harm, but not fire. I couldn't fly, but I could maybe jump in a given direction and let my inertia carry me. I wouldn't be super-strong (although I would definitely make it a point to work out more), but I could stroll through a mountain and not break stride. The only thing I haven't done is come up with a good name.

juggernaut, or hulk

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the power to take infinite shits

Right now, I would be a superhero who would never get sick. You never realize how nice it is to feel well until you are sick.

f4ggotron

magnetos power is the shit. So is professor X. I would take over the world if I had professor X powers. that shit would be tight. But i think a hybrid of Magneto and Wolverine would be the coolest

the power to spread aids even with a condom on

Speedforce is the only correct answer.

Teleportation / nightcrawler-style, though no blue color shit.

Freezing time, so I could do literally anything I would want whenever I wanted

Invisibility as well as intangibility just to make stealing shit or seeing bitches naked a fucking breeze.

Venom

Pic related. Or a healing factor and shapeshifting combined

autism

To be effected or hindered by any force at will. So not being hindered would allow me to defy gravity, friction, equal and opposite reactions. Also this would mean I couldn't be hurt by anything like a bullet because my body would cancel out it's velocity it would then lose all its penetrating power.

Newtown's arch nemesis

Super Luck masterrace reporting in

The ability to be completely 5th dimensional and build any 3rd dimension body I wanted.

Sjw Wonder Woman

The power to fill anything up.

Bank account too empty? Fill it up.
Bed not filled with enough hot bitches? Fill it up.
Enemies not filled with enough hot lead? Fill it up.
The possibilities are endless.

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Mind control

Telekinesis. move even neutrons with my mind. the possibilities are endless.

already have 4:

i'm indestructable and heal very quckly
i can tell when someone lies
i have amazing reflexes
i can make people do whatever i want*
*this one is time consuming. not something i can like pull off in a bar.

Getting cum in pies

I dreamed that I was chosen to be a Green Lantern in the middle of battle the other night...
I immediately attempted to escape and when pursued I blew up a guy by expanding a green bubble from within him

>I think it says something about me as a person that I immediately ran and killed

kek

This
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Being a SSJ

Being able to do jutsu's like in naruto

Way to be original you fucking faggot lord

Name: Shrock
The ablility to stop time but with me the only one moving and resume it.

I've always liked the idea of being able to "scan" something and then sort of, make it appear when I want. Oh, a $50 bill, I'll just scan that and spawn like 20 of them. I made this up for a character, so I put on some limitations like having to touch it, and only being able to create the last thing they touched. Also another cool power would be the ability to charge something with kinetic energy by touch. I think, idk how it'd work, but basically, if a guy is standing on the other side of the road, I can lightly tap a car parked in front of me, and it would fly into him like it was hit by a massive force

the ability to fly underwater

Take Accelerator's power set from "A Certain Magical Index / A Certain Scientific Railgun." Complete control of ANY vector. Pretty much the same thing, plus a lot of added flexibility.

T e l e k i n e s i s
Ungoverned by actual strength

intuitive aptitude

I'd mainly just be filling my gas tank

Superman.
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a symbiote like Venom.
Only instead of making me large and strong, it makes me sexy af.

Elastic man
>hero
>and porn actor