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Naked boobs edition

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good luck for tomorrow lads

*kms*

>tfw first snow of the year

Caralad Maisiebro

*walks away from you*

failed the civil service online tests

anime

obese cameron

Fucks sake kev

bit ridiculous that huns think they can just come over 2bqh

The lads

*pursues you on foot*

How lad? Literally how? It literally just asks you what you're like, and you just put that you are eager to learn and lead.

no, NO! COME BACK nO NO NO!

*pounds the ground with my fist*

...

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*checks bank balance*

got many turkish men wanting to concatenate my anus lads

Anybody watching this ITV documentary called China's coming war?

The US absolutely fucked up the Marshall Islands, it's a bit awful desu

they're all on lots of coke and meth in this picture

Praise Keek.

how about you go away?

genuinely get depressed when I think of how many people exist

maybe you should do your chores

You fought in the Emu wars?

bit rude

>be 2050
>Liz has died and Charles has died/abdicated
>Canada is the only country to keep the monarchy after all other Commonwealth realms become republics, since it's the only thing keeping it apart from the US
>William V of Canada moves to Ottawa for it to be his permanent residence

I work a full time job already.

someone redpill me on alex jones

sorry enjoy your stay

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bit cute

ahh of yes course .. the french champagne

SHANT be doing a POO, lads amirite?

>fucking school children
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Overpopulation really scares me to be honest.

The fact that there's 156 million people in Bangladesh blows my mind.

having a wank while ill lads wish me luck haha

it'll be paid off friday though

Holy shit, are you me?
The EXACT same thing happened to me, did she hug you a lot and unload all her problems on you?

Once she rested her head on my shoulder and played with my hair for the entire lesson. Best hour of my life.

would be incredible

we'd continue on our path to becoming the Brazil of North America

fat neo-nazi

>mate asks what im doing tonight
>"not much"
>"there's a party at mine, come over"
>"alri lad text me when i should come down"
>"shall do"
>hasn't texted me
i reckon he wont

Think I'm going to bite the bullet and apply for a job in London lads. Don't want to move there and don't particularly want the job either, but I have to do something other than living with my parents and working as a barman.

Says the most contrarian things his marketing team think of to sell more pills/filters

A very successful businessman

doubt england will ever be a republic

Is NoFap a meme or does it really work?

I could take him 1v1

Yeah I probably should have just pretended that I'm amazing at everything. But I dunno, maybe I failed because of the case scenario test.

its a meme that has become cult-like and has no real effects at all

They fucked up the Philippines years ago lad. Sons first steps into empire. Adorable really.

what is the intent?

what the fuck

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good post

it works in making you look like a bellend

*plays a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin*

ah yes

this got me good

sorry

Reading a scientific article on a v. important issue and pondering the implications lads.

Again, how? Not being rude but literally all you have to do is just say that you'll take the initiative and work with others.

Ah well, good luck for next year.

u cant fool me so easily
im an internet veteran

fuck off you utter runt
fuck this shit fucking terrified me when i was little

virus

The idea is that you get so desperate you pump a fat chick

He's like a human Donkey Kong

*smells the air*

aaaah the runts are here i see

Old as the tinterwebs

what tf was that fish?

hmm yes quite intriguing

What is it t. mobileposter

Wew, leaving uni and getting out of my overdraft was one of the most satisfying things ever.

Nice to have a few grand in savings desu

If you actually unironically believe in it and carry it through it'll probably do some good somehow, through placebo effect if nothing else.

there's no real effect other than getting so horny you may talk to girls more but it's the equivalent of going to a shopping centre hungry so you have to talk to someone when you buy food

don't you mean you smell you fucking idiot

who /not poor/ here

It's fine

*walks into the thread*
*strikes a virgin pose*

*splashes around pathetically*

>World population will break 10bn within our lifetime

desu like 20% of people make it past the first online tests

not me

Your father wanted you to have this, when you were old enough,
its an elegant weapon from a more civilized age

fuck off you aphid

*crickets*

not worth it if you arent going to get a gf any time soon
but it is good to give you some extra time to accomplish something you otherwise wouldnt have spent the time on

no porn is better for you than no fap

yeah I would really like that financial security

finally beginning to understand why people want to leave college

the first screamer video i ever saw made me fall out of my chair and cry

check your dutch privilege

That can't be right lad.

So only 2/10 make it past the first online tests? That means there's be only a few people left to pass the tray and barely anybody for the video interview.

Sounds like bullshit.

To unwarp my mind a little bit.

Also given up smoking and drinking.

>if i live to 100 years old the world population will have DOUBLED to 11 million since when i was born

i'm pretty rich

The Dutch are a crude people.

Now THAT is a runt net

Business idea: turn Earth into Coruscant and start building the space fleet.

>the world population was only 2billion when grandma was born

we could slaughter at least 50% and literally no one would really notice
they're all dead weight

"Why validating far-right cries of 'thought crimes' over the new internet surveillance laws will inhibit us from eradicating racism and intolerance"
"Recognizing your own involvement in post-colonialism and modern-day slavery in the mineral-rich regions of central Africa"
"Let's call a spade a spade; "I'm just not interested in fat women" is intolerance, plain and simple."
"'Social Justice Synonyms #07: "Pets" should be renamed "animal partners"."
"Why we need to start mandating board member quotas for non-binary people, too."

>10billion people in the world soon
>still no gf

>tfw I will never get to contribute to overpopulation
JUST

Business idea: turn Earth into Croissant and start building the pastry fleet.

over 10k people apply every year though