What on earth is this?

What on earth is this?

If it's not a dragon dildo I'm going to hunt you down and kill you

I honestly have no idea WHAT this is

No one cares

Sage and kill yourself

judging by your spiderman blanket im going to say its a fleshlight

HOLD ON A MINUTE

????? no such thing on the pics

Inception. Fucking get on with it.

i wanna fuck your ass baby

im glad you show us :)

Japanese, it's def an onahole.

Dragon dildo

He's probably taking about my red sweat pants

Sup Forums should I keep going?

hurry up faggot

Yes

yes

HOLY SMOKES

yeah sure its great :)

if you want i guess

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Seriously ?

Fake and gay

Oh i have wanted that also. bleh its 45 guids

wheres my dildo

WAIT A MINUTE WE HAVE ANOTHER

Gay and fake

only that? i mean its great but.....

This is the box with japanese written on it. Reveal the onahole to us OP.

nice one buddy

It better be porn

The only think that should be in the other box is a legitimate timestamp

If it isn't a dragon dildo or CP imma kill you

that an't it OP.

who cares faggot. motherfucking godzilla

ANTICIPATION

Open it faggot

bad dragon dildo

Open the box faster so we can be disapointed even faster

yawn.jpeg

HOLY COCK

Go go Godzilla

Agree

Godzilla dildo?

okay man sorry. I couldn't know..

Doube godzilla!

POSE FOR Sup Forums

Step 1. Buy nerd shit from gay website
Step 2. Wait for said virgin items to arrive
Step 3. Post unboxing on Sup Forums for virgin items
Step 4. Act like it's something awesome when it's shit
Step 5. Shed single tear and reflect on life

Just kill yourself you sad, sad person.

Godzilla in the pooper!!!!

Dear user.
Even if it may seems a little complicated for an underage boy, it is possible that you don't have the same passions and enthousiasm as the others. And by this statement, I state that I don't give a fuck about your shit and you are a faggot if you think you can cheap this suspens with a toy. Thank you for understanding

Welcome to Sup Forums autist

Rolling for Godzilla in the back pussy

For real though, make this thread again but with an onahole in the box.

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