My wast is 26 inches

My wast is 26 inches
My hips are 34 inches
My chest is 33
I have thin arms.
I kind of have an ass and womanly hips and my feet are uk size 2
And my height is 5.6 feet.
And I also have small breasts.
Oh and I have the face of a 12-14 year old as my friends tell me


I almost have an hourglass figure.
And I'm a dude.

Should I be happy or sad about this.
I'm bi so I don't know how to feel about this.

What do I do.

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kys.

If you say so

Show off yourself woman

beg for attention on Sup Forums its the only way to make sense of your fascinating situation

Show your face

You post pics is what, lemme see this ass of yours, lemme know the dream is real

Show proof, fucker.

Ok just lat me charge my phone for a bit

Will bump until you return.

yea like user said show proof
its pretty good to be feminine. but just don't go thinking you are some 10/10 god just because the internet thinks so.
post pic and ill give you a real rate that isn't fueled by neckbeard thirst

Are there more pictures of the dude in OP?

I don't feel good about this.
I still look like a dude but I just look weird


Sorry for shitty camera

>ill give you a real rate that isn't fueled by neckbeard thirst

Your post won't matter when 100 other neck beards give OP power. If he ever posts.

you need to be fucked in the ass

It looks worst in real life
Camera down plays the situation

Where you live in the UK?

you look amazing,show more :p kik?

Ireland but I'm not Irish

Thanks?

need to take some better pic man

but eh
try embracing it. shave everything and maybe get some cute girl clothes. i didn't like it at first
but now i love being a femboy.
if you decide you definately don't like it then you should go lift. but give it a chance first
yea true
some boys are reasonable though and know im right. but yea like 80% of them just get free neckbeard attention and then become insufferable faggots
not too bad. not ultra feminine but its a good starting point if you do wana be femboy mode

Are you shaving your whole body or are you just hairless?

Nice trips. And you're not really that feminine. Just built like a young guy. Nothing's wrong with that. But very smooth, I'd still bang you. Show anus.

You look like the twink bottoms in gay porn.

How many dicks have you taken/pussies have you slammed?

Phone is fucked and keeps turning off
And I don't kik potential neckbeards

I feel like I should mention that I'm a vergan

>I'm a vergan
wat?

>Vergan

I don't know if you meant virgin or vegan but shit man get it together.

Besides, if people think you're a virgin, that'll only fuell their fantasies.

Is that a new type of vegan?

>a vegans final form?

Well, it's either vegan or virgin... And i think one is more relevant than the other in this thread

Just figure out how to post you asshole already damn it

not neckbeard

Filthy faggots

u got thighbeard tho

you look like one
you look overweight and hairy with an avg dick

>not neckbeard
ok pal

You're not anywhere near as feminine as you had described in the OP. Don't worry.

90% sure he meant virgin.

>Not neckbeard
>Clearly fat

...

I do exercise and that stops me from totally looking like a girl and but doesn't really help

Also I kind of have some belly fat and if I lost it I would be way thinner

I shave but it isn't that bad when I don't

>Cardboard box
>Jizzrag
>Enema tube
4/10 Would not bang

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op show face, or at least part of face. You might as well trap, if you're good enough, I should know

So you are not a vegan then

Virgin

How would I go about becoming more feminine and a fem boy

so is anyone gonna post pics

shave/epilate body, exfoliate skin, keep complexion good, stay out of the sun, grow hair out, do squats, stay thin, take hormones

Suck black penis and wear women's clothing

yea was gonna say
should make tummy look a little more feminine. i have mine exactly how i want it and its great
but yea idk what to tell you man. you should totally try being femboy mode.
you can always just decide to stop whenever you want.
just don't take neckbeard attention too seriously.
so many guys here thinking they are 10/10 because Sup Forums said so. when they actually have a lot more potential.
look up some girly workouts that tone stuff like the butt and tummmy
squats is easy one.
also just shave regularly. take care of your skin. and if you want. buy some cute panties and some thigh highs and join the masterrace.
>take hormones
no that's a tranny not a femboy

Stay in a chastity cage to reduce your testosterone, in addition, put your balls in a bowl of very hot water for half an hour every day

that kills the children

It does the same a hot bath does, basically

Girls thought I was an ftm trans at the swimming pool.

Believe me
The camera down plays the situation and I also started lifting

that's not going to help hormonally, it'll just reduce sperm count

I fuckin hate vegans

Do you enjoy butt stuff?

Ok so what do I get out of being a femboy

And I am thinking about buying an epilator

Also how do I make my belly perfect

epilators are great, it lasts for over a week sometimes

They are repulsive. But they really do think they do good, so don't hate them. Just treat them like audiophiles.

Why hate anyone. lol

Never tried it but do want to

>Should I be happy or sad about this.
you're prime boypussy. that's very lucky, unless you're completely straight. you're my ideal boy fuck.

well it's easy to try

well you don't really "get" anything
its just fun.
feels good to look cute and feminine.
dat feel when i put on a skirt and look good in it
its lovely.
not everyones thing but if it is your thing.. its the best thing.

It inhibits the work of the balls, the balls produce most of your testosterone
Funfact: Putting your balls in ice gives you a testosterone spike

Thanks
I'm bi but I'm in the closest

Just go for it. All you need is lube and a finger to get started.

You really are closest, and your wast looks good

>I'm in the closest
i feel bad for people in the closet. granted, it's much easier coming out as bi. actually, i didn't even come out as bi, i just started hitting on and sleeping with girly bois. none of my friends said anything about it, and basically nothing changed. still, some people will still call you gay, and you can't change that.

Don't want a shitty finger

>I have small breasts
>Im a dude
Well no, you should have no breasts you stupid fucker.

Then clean your anus. Have you heard of an enema?

What I'm trying to say is that my chest isn't flat

Same. I still like women, but I love talking to dudes. I just don't bring it up around friends, they don't really care.

That's awesome
But I don't have the money to do this
I always wanted a sugar daddy but don't know how to find one

Don't know how to do it
Never looked into it

just dont
that shit is retarded. im poor as fuck but i can still afford this stuff. its cheap as fuck.
the whole sugardaddy bullshit is pretty pathetic tbh

but a cheap douche off amazon or something, hide it somewhere, use it before anal

m.wikihow.com/Perform-an-Enema-at-Home

I've never done it either, but Google always helps.

>the whole sugardaddy bullshit is pretty pathetic tbh
i had a sugar mama as a teenager, she was an amazing woman.

Are we gonna see any boy butts today? Or is this pretty much the thread

go to the doctor
see that your test levels are too low
get prescribed testosterone
become a man

Op here.
So basically
You guys think I should become a femboy.
The problem with that is.
I'm in college.
I don't have money.
And I'm not gonna look like this for my whole life.
I'll probably get old and start looking. Like my dad.

But still I really wanna try it and I really wanna get fucked in the ass.

Also
Are girls into femboys

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Post ass pls

hey guys, this seems like a nice thread. you think its a good idea to search for a first sexual partner on tinder?

How do I get one
Sugar mama or dady

Most grils aren't into femboys,a bi girl might be though

>Are girls into femboys
a surprising amount of them are
The whole emo shit is basically a bad version of it

Ok I'll see what I can do

mine found me. i lost my virginity to her at 14. i guess she was a total pedo, but we had the time of our lives.

>you think its a good idea to search for a first sexual partner on tinder?
NO. unless you can find someone that's willing to take it really slow until you're ready to fuck properly. as a top, virgin bottoms that haven't fucked themselves with dildos for a while are way too much work to fuck.

Jeez, dude. Good for you. Do you have an education?

>You guys think I should become a femboy.
If it makes you happy. Don't go to Sup Forums for a question like that because they'll say yes just to see your pretty butthole for now. Think about it. Inthe long run, is that all you want?

You don't need to dress like a girl just to get ass fucked

i had a very feminine figure aswell a few years ago but i got into my 30 and my waist expanded. it'll probably happen to you too don't worry about it

>
actually im not strictly talking about males, got expertise on the other sex aswell?

show dick and ass

very good body structure OP, shouldnt be too hard for you too trap at all, mostly stretching and alot of reps to lengthen out more of your muscles and as for stomach fat it looks like you'd just need a 15-20 min workout of sit-ups and leg raises. you can also take advantage of being feminine, most of the girls I've been with wanted a more sensual encounter than hard sex because i looked feminine

Are you attracted to dudes or girls?

Same response to either answer,

Choose your own adventure.

Where in Ireland? Dublin?

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