Be britbong

>be britbong
>want to watch porn
>can't

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m.clarionproject.org/news/muslim-gangs-enforcing-sharia-london-streets
theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/dec/06/muslim-vigilantes-jailed-sharia-law-attacks-london
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharia_patrols
theguardian.com/technology/2016/nov/23/censor-non-conventional-sex-acts-online-internet-pornography
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>be British
>live under mass surveillance on a small island

>be american
>try not to shit your pants
>can't

>be britbong
>have to abide by sharia in your own neighborhoods

>be Canadian

>be leaf
>try to keep ahmed from fucking your wife
>can't

stop embarrassing my second nationality you fucking leaf
>be single Canadian shitposter
>ruin it for everyone

ah yes the famous american "banter"

>be canadian

>be leaf
>try to be cool and not actually give a response
>still have to pay for my wife's son

>be canadian

>it's an America echo-banter-chamber thread

kill everyone ITT

>be burger-traitor
>exist

I was planning to visit Bongistan next summer but I can't go 2 weeks without Brazilian fart porn.
What to do?

Get a tranny over there to shut in your mouth

>be californian

go to a good country for holiday
like america :)

>be irish-american
>get shot

*shit

bring your computer or hard drives
put big letters on it "DO NOT TOUCH"
and prepare to be recorded by street cameras up to 300 times a day bcuz britain loves cameras

Check'em!

Am I being memed or do foreigners really think we can't watch porn

Nice get. And with the new laws, it's pretty limited, we know that. The rest is just meme

It's not though

There's no difference between now and before

I think you just got bantered by America la

What about that sweet bdsm spanking porn?

The 'law' you're thinking about

Is something that hasn't been enacted and it only applies to MAKING porn in the UK

Ok thanks britbro

Shhh no banter, just rape.

O-Oh.....

How lewd

>be irrelevant

>be america
>be 60% white
dog bless!!

>be brit
>literally have sharia neighborhoods

don't think we actually do m8
but here's on for you

>be yank
>get shot

m.clarionproject.org/news/muslim-gangs-enforcing-sharia-london-streets

>be brit
>get harassed by sharia gangs
"Oh I don't think it's real"

>that link
wew very trustworthy source there la

meanwhile didn't you JUST have another attack? i think it was a muzzie too haha

theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/dec/06/muslim-vigilantes-jailed-sharia-law-attacks-london

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharia_patrols

> Five men were arrested in January 2013 as part of an investigation into the gang,[7][8] and three were given jail sentences on 6 December 2013.[9]

Sure told us.

>some mudslime tries to enforce sharia law and gets jailed
>lmao britain has sharia law!!!!
ah yes the so called american education

>be bong
>fall for low tier bait

can't believe i'm responding in one of these threads, but it's funny how the yanks always try to cop out of being dumb by claiming 'bait'
it is indeed funny

i don't get this meme, there are like 3 cases of anyone being arrested for watching porn and all of them happened ages ago and were for bestiality or other such cancer

can't belebe britain is censoring porn 2016

It isn't though? I literally claimed that The entirety of Britain was under sharia then offered shit sources that I googled

There was a new bill passed recently that banned vanilla shit like women cumming

>i was only pretending to be retarded
haha well done yank haha

>I was only pretending to care, so funny lol

>pretending
It's who I am, bongald

sauce please
if you mean the digital economy bill then that's just to enforce age verification, isn't it?

theguardian.com/technology/2016/nov/23/censor-non-conventional-sex-acts-online-internet-pornography

It also censors content that can be viewed by adults, with a very wide interpretation of "unconventional".

see

right, see the situation in japan with off-shore servers

"Web users in the UK will be banned from ACCESSING websites portraying a range of non-conventional sexual acts..."
>doesn't even read the article

>trying to tell me what i can and can't view in my own country
ah yes clearly you know more than i do

*goes back to watching facesitting on pornhub*

>be leaf
>try to banter
>can't

Bill hasn't been passed yet. Just wait a few months and try again.

tories tried something similar before and it failed

don't see why this will be any different desu

Good luck regardless, there's always a chance.

>be American
>post bait at the wrong time

Sell Brazilian Fart Porn bootlegs and make a huge profit of the exhausted market.