Australia is love
Australia is love
Camden Nelson
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David Harris
>love
that's not how you spell cancer
Jackson Carter
watch your mouth
Matthew Sullivan
Australia is a stain on my existence
Oliver Hernandez
i like australia
Owen Morris
Femanon here, can confirm Australia is love
But i love my American boyfriend 8." cock more, Aussie 'men' really cant compete
Charles Walker
this
I honestly CRAVE the pulsating cock of a BSA (big strong American)
please watch our sports btw
Oliver Martinez
Did i say you could respond to me, sheep fucker?
Aiden Morris
just 1 dude
Leo Rogers
kuwait till I'm over there and say that to my face fucker
Carter Peterson
This
Carson Brown
fite me cunt
Liam Cox
Oz is literally the USA of the southern hemisphere.
Samuel Richardson
>Be Australian
>punch a poor defenseless kangaroo
Ayden Cook
H O U S O ' S
Luke Nelson
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Hudson Mitchell
How can we Americans compete
Zachary Cooper
We have deer, but they're nowhere as cool. We call them hoofed rats.
One ran headfirst into the side of my wife's new car this summer. Did $5000 damage.
Blake Hall
this bitch turns me on so bad, I imagine her shitposting with one hand and fingering herself with the other
Carter Walker
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Elijah Martinez
Shut the fuck up you fucks. Australia and new Zealand suck ass and the rest of the world knows it.
Logan Price
Show me your boipucci, cunt.
Isaiah Jenkins
We have deer too. They don't taste as good as kangaroo. Kangaroo tastes like a mix between venison and beef but is also super lean.
John King
I thought Emus were flightless....
Blake Stewart
Hudson Rogers
t. emu
Luke Cruz
love it or leave it cunt
Brandon Barnes
fpbp
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Alexander James
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
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>downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns. NZ still allows semi auto centerfires
>need a license for fucking air rifles
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>need a fucking license for paintball guns
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>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
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>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
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>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
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>smokeless tobacco is banned
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>toys containing beads are banned
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>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
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>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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>video games are expensive as shit
Connor Martin
someone needs to stage an intervention for your obsession user
Noah Powell
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
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AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.
>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper
Ryan Myers
Is this Riley's old copypasta?
Whatever happened to Riley? Man it's been so long I'm not even sure Riley is the right name, but I think it is.
James Lee
While I agree with a lot of these (You're missing lockout laws as well, which are basically nightlife curfews for adults) Plain packaging and taxes on Alcohol and Cigarettes are a good thing, the RETARDED thing though is that E-Cigs are essentially banned because "think about muh children it normalizes smoking again!"
Gun laws are a fucking mess in this country as well, but 99% of people support them because they don't know any better.
Australia's nanny-statism comes about because of it's safety fetish. Anything that has any level of risk will be banned.
Henry Gray
I want an Australian gf, I would make her tacos all day.
I'm 5'10 if that somehow helps... ;_;
Nolan Morales
>plain packaging and onerous taxation are a good thing
no they aren't
Thomas Morris
>and new Zealand
Aiden Watson
Yes they are. Smoking is quite literally cancer. Alcohol is a fucking shit-tier drug.
Anything that smacks down those fucking evil industries is a good thing.
It's just a sad thing that Australia will be one of the last countries to move on drug reform.
Cooper Johnson
And it's people's freedom whether they want to drink or smoke.
>b-but muh health costs
Smokers save more money because they die earlier. Piss off nanny fag.
Liam Torres
Plain packaging does not limit peoples freedom. It shows them the real world effects of smoking.
Taxing them to death is a good thing, Fuck those industries. It should also note, Alcohol isn't even expensive here, you can easily get blind pissed on $8
Asher Butler
>Alcohol isn't even expensive here
Yes it is. Only wine isn't taxed heavily. Beer isn't too bad but is still fairly expensive. Honestly wine taxes should go up a bit to bring them into line with other alcohol, but that's our protectionism of our wine industry showing.
>you can easily get blind pissed on $8
only on goon
Angel Rogers
Nadie te quiere, feo
Brandon Barnes
Shut up, chicano trash.
Adrian Scott
>only on goon
No, just buy that cheap as shit alcohol that comes in 2ltr soda bottles. Alcoholic Ginger ale and shit.
You can buy mercury hard cider for $14 which will get you smashed as well.
Carter Lewis
I can be your gf tonight
Connor Morris
Gordo apestoso
Zachary Martinez
Just remember the great service that Australia has done for this board. Never forget Dark Moot.
Nathaniel White
Yes it does you faggot. 40 dollars for a pack is insanity.
Again your mentality is why you are such a massive nanny state. It's my decision whether or not to smoke. Nobody is ignorant of the health effects of smoking.
Christian Robinson
I have never seen that be super cheap tb'h. But alcohol is much more expensive here than in almost all of the world.
Carson Green
A-are you a girl?
>says the chicano
top kek
Zachary Cruz
>he doesn't have an Australian bf
literally lmao-ing at your life
Bentley Powell
>A-are you a girl?
Not in the slightest.
Jayden Price
>tfw
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Eli Bailey
Oi, Bruce! Explain this mate.
Lucas Morales
>Picture for ants
Meant this.
Jose Smith
>Gnoorea
fuck didn't even know about that one
Brody Lopez
It's a good thing nothing you say or do will ever influence the Australian government's policies then
Ian Rogers
Have any of you guys listened to the latest, This American Life? Aussie men are fucking trash and rapists.
Sebastian Jackson
stop
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David Jackson
What's with the lamp cords on the brim? To scare away starlings?
Oliver Jenkins
corks m8, for the flies
Liam Campbell
any of you guys actually where this shit or is it just gimmicky items for tourists?
Carson Edwards
It's not as common as it used to be but some country folk still do
They get a fuckload of flies
Oliver Jones
Wine corks on strings to keep flies away
Jason Watson
Lol'd at the WOOO when he hit the Roo
Michael Nguyen
to stop the boats
Michael Ortiz
why havent the kangz in africa come up with this aussie technology? I'm always seeing africans on TV with flies buzzing in their eyes
Ethan Torres
Because that's what the NGOs want you to see. It's a huge fucking racket to promote misery for money.
Go watch Poverty Inc.
Levi Smith
I love this country but the way it is, i can't fucking stand how weak we look in the worlds eyes.
It fucking sucks ass big time.
Anthony Wilson
You guys watched this shit as well?
Shieeet
Xavier Jenkins
You do not understand, friend.
By increasing the tax on tobacco the government is trying to account for all the externalities of smoking.
If you did ECO101 you would understand that.
Australia has some shit and inefficient taxes, but the tobacco excise is not one of them
Jose Bennett
Motherfucker should've finished the job, that roo's gonna come for that dog later that night.
Robert Evans
You do realize that smokers save society money because they die earlier right? This has been found in multiple studies.
William Gray
Nightclubs should be illegal.
Electronic cigarettes should be illegal.
Plain packaging laws should be repealed.
Extra taxes on alcohol and tobacco should be repealed.
Pre-made cigarettes should be banned (rollies, cigars, cigarillos, pipe tobacco, snuff, etc., are all fine).
Pre-mixed drinks should be banned.
Jason Morgan
Abolish socialised healthcare and the costs of public health disappear as a policy concern. Opportunity costs of decreased lifetime productivity might still be a problem, however.
Landon James
If that gets you drunk you must be a 12 year old girl
Oliver James
What if smokers that an agreement where they get cigarettes with no tax in return the smoker will promise to kill themselves young. I would definitely do it