It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader
Leo Gomez
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Oliver Jones
Omg!
Benjamin Sanders
kek u cant do sh*t
Hunter Phillips
You know you're not a newfag if you seen this copypasta about 5 times
Dylan Bennett
The copypasta strikes again! Hi-ho Silver! Derp!
Kayden Davis
hahahah u fuckin fags can't do shit, moot loves this place too much to turn himself into you. besides 9gag sucks fuck off fags
Ethan Reed
nice copypasta >12 am pacific >2:47 pm right now >3 hours
Jace Gray
Great copypasta you have there.
Jordan Robinson
Let's see if i remember right anonymous dosent have a leader and we don't have child pornagraphy, we have better: loli
Jordan Walker
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Jeremiah Ortiz
DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO
N-NANI??
Mason Nelson
>I'm not a newfag >I've been here since 2013
Alexander Stewart
Holy fuck this copypasta is from 2011, back when moot was still relevant
Brody Johnson
Why u so faggot
Parker Murphy
DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO
Evan Morgan
>this thread again
Nicholas Hughes
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Cooper Cox
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Christian Butler
I like how you censored shit underage b&
Jose Price
We r anomalous
>expecto patronum
Brayden Sanchez
M00ts not here man.
Isaiah Hill
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Brandon Howard
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Jordan Hall
So much bait
Easton Robinson
PLZ Annon PLZ
Jaxon James
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Zachary Carter
>Heavily breathing >typing rapidly on razer deathstalker chroma - multi-color rgb membrane gaming keyboard Life of a b8er
Ethan Gomez
What have I told y'all
Carson Stewart
So stale
Ryan Morris
gift me one of those. i have a shitty hp keyblade
Ayden Clark
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Joseph Brown
Kek, fucking faggot posting weak ass b8
Asher Evans
Nice b8 mi i r8 8/8. Ive seen this copypasta before.
Jaxson Smith
idk whats more cringe, this copypasta or the one with the never ending story girl with op writing about religion.
Ryder Foster
I have one tning to say to you. Pools Closed. I need some Sup Forumslackup
Gavin Sanchez
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Juan Harris
Trips wasted on newfag
Robert Scott
Did someone say spiderman thread?
Grayson Wood
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Benjamin Rivera
Retard alert! Anonymous has no formal leader
Juan Reed
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Carter Hill
I was about to post that.
Robert Moore
Please no OP don't do it
Lucas Long
Awoo~
Jaxon Turner
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Carson Sullivan
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Aaron Price
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Brody Bell
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Landon Powell
bait, Anonymous has no leader you dumb faggot
fuck off Kyle
Carter Howard
pls don't hurt me master ananonmous
Alexander Robinson
Is rotten still a thing?
Landon Roberts
This motherfuckin fag didnt know anonymous came from Sup Forums ? >Say hello to captain PhilCollins
Samuel Powell
Awoo~
Juan Carter
>he won an oscar tho
Ryan Brooks
kek
Kevin Mitchell
>ritalin addicts love him
Grayson Hughes
this bait though....OP you are a filthy Jew
Angel Bennett
2/10 b8, m8
Dylan Jenkins
Worse, a communist
Gavin Parker
OMGGG! Cutee knifeeo! Where'd it come from? Ikea? I don't get what the plan to do with it is, hack at the usb port or...
Ryder Wright
Dear fake Anonymous Leader,
This is the true leader of anonymous speaking. Have you any idea as to why we have been pursing child predators online? Of course you don't. Only the upper echelons of our leadership does.
We take down these predators so that we can find and sell their OC on the deep web to fund our continual need for Rockstar energy drinks, and Roulette Doritos.
Now that you are aware of our true intentions we will have to hack your IP and backtrace your firewall until we can brute force your ports and DDoS your hard drive until it blue screens and you have nothing left except for BIOS. We won't even leave your system 41 folder alone. Don't believe me? I know how to open command prompt. On windows 10.
You shouldn't have pretended to be as cool and leet as I am, and now your whole life will be in ruins. We're even going to post on your Facebook wall saying that you like slick penises.
Your life is over. Anonymously.
I am anonymous. I do not forsee. I do not forgo. Expect battle toads.
Ayden Wilson
probably stab your mother vagina
Landon Collins
Gotta actually leave the house for that
Andrew Gonzalez
Awoo~
Juan Nelson
post pic when actually it happens,ty
never seen someone stabbing a woman vagina with a pocket knife
Elijah Turner
HAHAHAHA 9GAG really?
Cooper Brown
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Leo Roberts
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Juan Nguyen
>Faggot
Nathan Davis
nice thumbnail faggot.
also thats called period
Noah Murphy
What? Have only seen them being stabbed with machetes before?!
Sebastian Stewart
We are so scared of a bunch of 90 pound faggots
Hunter Allen
Can't wait
Eli Myers
FAKEEEEE
Gavin Rivera
yeah,beheaded too,but.
as i said,
NONE,where a man/another girl literally STAB a woman vagina
Xavier Turner
This
Xavier Campbell
Welcome to Sup Forums newbie
Cameron Perry
kek you can't do sh*t
Lincoln Williams
there's the weekly shutdown threat
Luke Nguyen
>weekly "anonymous" bait thread Fixed that for you
Jeremiah Murphy
Shuddup faggot
Jeremiah Myers
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Ethan Ward
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Jason Russell
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Nicholas Hill
Faggot
Aaron Stewart
Ayyy yu gun git fuct m8
Ryder Howard
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Gavin Murphy
>Dear fake Anonymous Leader, >This is the true leader of anonymous speaking. Have you any idea as to why we have been pursing child predators online? Of course you don't. Only the upper echelons of our leadership does. >We take down these predators so that we can find and sell their OC on the deep web to fund our continual need for Rockstar energy drinks, and Roulette Doritos. >Now that you are aware of our true intentions we will have to hack your IP and backtrace your firewall until we can brute force your ports and DDoS your hard drive until it blue screens and you have nothing left except for BIOS. We won't even leave your system 41 folder alone. Don't believe me? I know how to open command prompt. On windows 10. >You shouldn't have pretended to be as cool and leet as I am, and now your whole life will be in ruins. We're even going to post on your Facebook wall saying that you like slick penises. >Your life is over. Anonymously. >I am anonymous. >I do not forsee. >I do not forgo. >Expect battle toads.
Jaxson Foster
Awoo~
Connor Roberts
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Aaron Ortiz
We do not exercise, we eat junk food. Expect diabeetus.
