I fucked up, user

I fucked up, user.
I do not know how to mitigate the embarressment, so I will be straight up:

>be last week waiting at bus stop on way home
>qt3.14 girl I know from school walks up
>stumble over my tounge: "h-hi!"
>she does not even notice me, because earphones
>she wears nice skirt
>awkwardly stand next to her for couple of minutes
>bus arrives
>she steps up to buy ticket from driver
>I stand directly behind her
>notice her skirt is wedged into her butt crack
>pull it out
>oh_shit!_what_did_I_do.jpg
>she turns around giving me the what the fuck look
>spaghetti start dripping
>she turns back to the driver
>I think: "okay, she did not like that"
>push her skirt back into her butt crack
>she turns around, yelling, swearing
>don't know what do
>try to play it cool: "n-nice s-skirt!"
>turn awkwardly, run off, walk 4 miles home
>fake beeing sick for next week to avoid school

What do now?
Should I try to friend her on FB to smooth things over?

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what the fuck.

Kek

It hurts to laugh

I really do not know how I can salvage this.

send dick pics as an apology

This is not funny. I HAVE to be back at school tomorrow or risk getting into serious shit.

Its not possible. You'll forever be the creep who poked her arse on the bus.

Try talking to her?

tell her u were high as balls

dont make evidences dumbass. She can save the chat n fuck u more.
Forget about what happened or talk with her alone at school.

agree

That is the most idiotic thing I ever read on this board.
At any point in this progression of events you had a chance to correct your course of action, but you choose not to.
Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having witnessed you.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

is she Bridgette B ?

But I do not even smoke pot.

Better start

This is the only plausible explanation.

Weed doesn't even inhibit your judgement enough to do something this fucking idiotic. You were doing shrooms.
>but I don't
Yes, yes you did. Now move on.

Should make it lsd or xanax

That is some autistic masterpiece
I mean people would actually pay to see these breathtaking ammounts of stupid.
You achieved what only few Anons have manged: becoming a cautionary tale about the perils of autism.
Congratulations!

Op ripped this from another thread

Everyone's calling you an autist so why not stop being a fucking autuist and convince her that you have autism and it wasn't your fault

>slow clap

I am not an autist. Autism manifests itself mainy with restricted and repetitive behavior.

Der war gut ^^

is there some kind of autism medal we could award this user?

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Tell her off the bat that you're autistic and a retard, tell her what you did and why you did it. Then never speak to her again.

I actually have a pretty good idea. Tell her that you suffer from OCD and your taking counseling for it. It's better to be known as the autistic kid than the pervert who touched a classmates butt and then said "N-nice s-skin!"

jesus, what the hell...

Keep doing this shit then? And carry on blaming it on autism you think some bitch from your school knows the ins and outs of autism? Neither do I. If you don't carry it on you can still blame it on autism

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granted i've been drinking, but i fucking lost it at
>push her skirt back into her butt crack

tell her you were just trying to help cuz she looked uncomfortable, then tell her to call you daddy

wow some people have no hope, i m pretty sure you're one of em

I am not autistic. Autism is somthing completely different from that.
Maybe you should read up on that, instead of misdiagnosing people over the internet?
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism

That's exactly how you do it Sup Forumsro put it right back where you found it

Why lie?

>tounge
Jesus Christ, it's spelled "tongue" you fucking savage

How does not being autistic inhibit you from telling people you're autistic? Fucking retard.

HAHAHA

na nigga

underage ban + get better at lying

He could be a senior or in college. Fucking autistic piece of black shit.

Never seen this set from Ashley Juggs. She was a go-to fap 15 years ago.

Those levels of autism are outright heresy.

Who dat OP

Tell her you are the asscrack guard. So it's your duty to check em.
If she asks after the authority say you are sent by the flying spaghetti monster. So it's a religious thing.
If she calls you a sexist tell her you are a feminist. You love all females, so it's not lying at all, am I right?

Dubs of truth, user.

Nice dubs m8

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this. i love you, op, even though you are full of bullshit.

user, straight up just tell her the truth girls are more understanding than you think

This is now a get thread

You should have just played it off like you don't give a fick but instead you acted like you did somthing wrong if you acted like you did nothing wrong you would have been fine you just should change schools

Jesus Christ OP. Just end it all right now

Act like it is totally normal. Be shocked that she doesn't help people when they get weggies.

This is next level autism.
I. Am. In. Awe.

Are you fucking retarded

Where do you think we are?

tumblr?

The autism is strong with this one

why? how? i mean... why???

That is a very pretty penis. I would like to suck it.

>>>lgbt
>>>trash
>>>out

Maybe you just should have walked the dinosaur?

>push her skirt back into her butt crack
Mfw I read this

KEKD

Dat DUB M8

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>not being man enough to admire a pretty penis

>admiring cocks other than your own

People died that way.

It's OK to admire pretty little girly cocks.

You fucked up son. At my age if I did something like that to a woman I'd get maced.

Stick to your guns user and tell her the truth when you go to school. Tell her you like her and were nervous. At least you don't look like a bitch that way.

You realize, that you are on Sup Forums, otherwise known as "Autism'R'us"?

cocks are inherently masculine.

>push her skirt back into her butt crack

Holy shit, user I don't even know where to start with you.

Please be true.

Checked

>push her skirt back into her butt crack

chekszx em

dubs retard

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not the female cocks

This, OP

Better do it as soon as possible. Tell her, Hey I need to talk to you for a minute. Tell her this.

I was waiting at the bus stop and you came along, the bus pulled up, you were getting on when you were right in front of me I noticed your skirt had a huge wedgie, so I casually tried to fix it for you. When you looked surprised, I panicked, went brain dead and put it back. I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.

If you have a cock, you're not female.

This is some bait as barseshat. There is no way someone stepped up onto a bus step with a wedgie and not have the natural movements take wedgie out of butt crack. I think you lie op, I think you lie

this is a very ancient joke, probably written by Mitch Hedberg.
topix.com/forum/city/hiawassee-ga/T7IAABLUIUUUHPJAN/p3

Good advice.
That would work if OP wasn't a creepy beta.

The dude violated the chick twice. I don't think she sees him as one, not until he goes to prison that is.

Explain yourself to the girl and tell her your sorry, not much else to do in this situation. This shit seems like bait though, so whatever.

Also, get your shit together user, no man should be this nervous when dealing with people, ever. Socialise more and lift. You'll feel better.

Like reflexes wouldn't have been good enough to stop someone with retts syndrome sticking there knifehand up the buttock

Mitch hedberg gives me laughingasms

OP plz

LOL someone should prank call a police station and try telling this story frantically. "OMG, OMG, I just don't know what to do sobbing hysterically", Whats wrong whats wrong, I just, I just More sobbing
I put a wedgie back in a buttcrack

tell her you are gay. that way you don't need to change school. but you can forget to ever date a girl at your school.

Send her exactly what you just posted

Wait again for her in bus stop, do the same thing, it's likely that she likes the way you do it, and she
was only lying when she yelled

chances are if she didn't remove her butt crack from the known traveling path of your hand she liked it.

that would work if he was hot
>Sup Forums

not true

triggered

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