I fucked up, user. I do not know how to mitigate the embarressment, so I will be straight up:
>be last week waiting at bus stop on way home >qt3.14 girl I know from school walks up >stumble over my tounge: "h-hi!" >she does not even notice me, because earphones >she wears nice skirt >awkwardly stand next to her for couple of minutes >bus arrives >she steps up to buy ticket from driver >I stand directly behind her >notice her skirt is wedged into her butt crack >pull it out >oh_shit!_what_did_I_do.jpg >she turns around giving me the what the fuck look >spaghetti start dripping >she turns back to the driver >I think: "okay, she did not like that" >push her skirt back into her butt crack >she turns around, yelling, swearing >don't know what do >try to play it cool: "n-nice s-skirt!" >turn awkwardly, run off, walk 4 miles home >fake beeing sick for next week to avoid school
What do now? Should I try to friend her on FB to smooth things over?
This is not funny. I HAVE to be back at school tomorrow or risk getting into serious shit.
Adam Richardson
Its not possible. You'll forever be the creep who poked her arse on the bus.
Try talking to her?
Jordan Reed
tell her u were high as balls
Ian Richardson
dont make evidences dumbass. She can save the chat n fuck u more. Forget about what happened or talk with her alone at school.
Jonathan Gomez
agree
Carson Watson
That is the most idiotic thing I ever read on this board. At any point in this progression of events you had a chance to correct your course of action, but you choose not to. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having witnessed you. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Nolan Davis
is she Bridgette B ?
Jayden Hill
But I do not even smoke pot.
Dominic Gomez
Better start
Hudson Lopez
This is the only plausible explanation.
Weed doesn't even inhibit your judgement enough to do something this fucking idiotic. You were doing shrooms. >but I don't Yes, yes you did. Now move on.
Angel Ramirez
Should make it lsd or xanax
Cameron Richardson
That is some autistic masterpiece I mean people would actually pay to see these breathtaking ammounts of stupid. You achieved what only few Anons have manged: becoming a cautionary tale about the perils of autism. Congratulations!
Justin Garcia
Op ripped this from another thread
Evan Reed
Everyone's calling you an autist so why not stop being a fucking autuist and convince her that you have autism and it wasn't your fault
Oliver Parker
>slow clap
Chase Lopez
I am not an autist. Autism manifests itself mainy with restricted and repetitive behavior.
Jace Scott
Der war gut ^^
Carter Nguyen
is there some kind of autism medal we could award this user?
Angel Martin
...
Luis Myers
Tell her off the bat that you're autistic and a retard, tell her what you did and why you did it. Then never speak to her again.
Isaiah Collins
I actually have a pretty good idea. Tell her that you suffer from OCD and your taking counseling for it. It's better to be known as the autistic kid than the pervert who touched a classmates butt and then said "N-nice s-skin!"
Henry Foster
jesus, what the hell...
Lincoln Bennett
Keep doing this shit then? And carry on blaming it on autism you think some bitch from your school knows the ins and outs of autism? Neither do I. If you don't carry it on you can still blame it on autism
Jose Murphy
...
Ethan Cook
granted i've been drinking, but i fucking lost it at >push her skirt back into her butt crack
James Johnson
tell her you were just trying to help cuz she looked uncomfortable, then tell her to call you daddy
Christian Turner
wow some people have no hope, i m pretty sure you're one of em
Nathan Cook
I am not autistic. Autism is somthing completely different from that. Maybe you should read up on that, instead of misdiagnosing people over the internet? >en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism
Levi Johnson
That's exactly how you do it Sup Forumsro put it right back where you found it
Oliver Kelly
Why lie?
Julian Richardson
>tounge Jesus Christ, it's spelled "tongue" you fucking savage
Colton Bailey
How does not being autistic inhibit you from telling people you're autistic? Fucking retard.
Gavin Walker
HAHAHA
na nigga
underage ban + get better at lying
Jaxson Myers
He could be a senior or in college. Fucking autistic piece of black shit.
Hudson Turner
Never seen this set from Ashley Juggs. She was a go-to fap 15 years ago.
Nathan Ortiz
Those levels of autism are outright heresy.
Dylan Perez
Who dat OP
Josiah Robinson
Tell her you are the asscrack guard. So it's your duty to check em. If she asks after the authority say you are sent by the flying spaghetti monster. So it's a religious thing. If she calls you a sexist tell her you are a feminist. You love all females, so it's not lying at all, am I right?
Wyatt Young
Dubs of truth, user.
David James
Nice dubs m8
Christopher Hernandez
...
Nicholas Robinson
this. i love you, op, even though you are full of bullshit.
Aaron Moore
user, straight up just tell her the truth girls are more understanding than you think
Asher Mitchell
This is now a get thread
Connor Hughes
You should have just played it off like you don't give a fick but instead you acted like you did somthing wrong if you acted like you did nothing wrong you would have been fine you just should change schools
Parker Clark
Jesus Christ OP. Just end it all right now
Anthony Young
Act like it is totally normal. Be shocked that she doesn't help people when they get weggies.
Joshua Parker
This is next level autism. I. Am. In. Awe.
Justin Hernandez
Are you fucking retarded
Christian Martinez
Where do you think we are?
Gavin Garcia
tumblr?
Colton Foster
The autism is strong with this one
Evan Ross
why? how? i mean... why???
Jackson Martinez
That is a very pretty penis. I would like to suck it.
Jordan Gray
>>>lgbt >>>trash >>>out
Lincoln Morales
Maybe you just should have walked the dinosaur?
Jace Brown
>push her skirt back into her butt crack Mfw I read this
Chase Turner
KEKD
Bentley Lewis
Dat DUB M8
Nathaniel Jones
...
Grayson Parker
>not being man enough to admire a pretty penis
Andrew Martinez
>admiring cocks other than your own
Jason Brooks
People died that way.
Thomas Mitchell
It's OK to admire pretty little girly cocks.
Easton Murphy
You fucked up son. At my age if I did something like that to a woman I'd get maced.
Stick to your guns user and tell her the truth when you go to school. Tell her you like her and were nervous. At least you don't look like a bitch that way.
Xavier Stewart
You realize, that you are on Sup Forums, otherwise known as "Autism'R'us"?
Luke Gonzalez
cocks are inherently masculine.
Jaxon Barnes
>push her skirt back into her butt crack
Holy shit, user I don't even know where to start with you.
Jason Hernandez
Please be true.
Cooper James
Checked
Hunter Perry
>push her skirt back into her butt crack
Levi Ramirez
chekszx em
Nathan Ramirez
dubs retard
Ethan Barnes
123
Thomas Smith
not the female cocks
Adrian Cook
This, OP
Better do it as soon as possible. Tell her, Hey I need to talk to you for a minute. Tell her this.
I was waiting at the bus stop and you came along, the bus pulled up, you were getting on when you were right in front of me I noticed your skirt had a huge wedgie, so I casually tried to fix it for you. When you looked surprised, I panicked, went brain dead and put it back. I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.
Aiden Gomez
If you have a cock, you're not female.
Charles Jones
This is some bait as barseshat. There is no way someone stepped up onto a bus step with a wedgie and not have the natural movements take wedgie out of butt crack. I think you lie op, I think you lie
Good advice. That would work if OP wasn't a creepy beta.
Jayden Reed
The dude violated the chick twice. I don't think she sees him as one, not until he goes to prison that is.
Dominic Thomas
Explain yourself to the girl and tell her your sorry, not much else to do in this situation. This shit seems like bait though, so whatever.
Also, get your shit together user, no man should be this nervous when dealing with people, ever. Socialise more and lift. You'll feel better.
Samuel Watson
Like reflexes wouldn't have been good enough to stop someone with retts syndrome sticking there knifehand up the buttock
Luis Perez
Mitch hedberg gives me laughingasms
Brandon Ward
OP plz
Jayden Peterson
LOL someone should prank call a police station and try telling this story frantically. "OMG, OMG, I just don't know what to do sobbing hysterically", Whats wrong whats wrong, I just, I just More sobbing I put a wedgie back in a buttcrack
Ryan Bell
tell her you are gay. that way you don't need to change school. but you can forget to ever date a girl at your school.
Aiden Lopez
Send her exactly what you just posted
Aiden Smith
Wait again for her in bus stop, do the same thing, it's likely that she likes the way you do it, and she was only lying when she yelled
Blake Brown
chances are if she didn't remove her butt crack from the known traveling path of your hand she liked it.