Which one are you, Sup Forums?

Which one are you, Sup Forums?

11 reporting

2

5

12

One question though, do people actually have cocks as crazy as 1, 7, and 14?

12

What about 11

if they had a condition or disease maybe

no

13

Uncut fags are Batarians.

Forgot 11.
Yeah but they're so fucked up, it's hard to believe it's a human penis anymore.

...unless some of these are animal dicks

may your dick rip

3

12

Hey looks like we have the same penis m8!

12

7 looks like fucking Emperor Palpatine

13 shows a dick with retracted foreskin. Mutilated dicks aren't very common in Japan.

between 9 and 12
8 when dry

same here too

8

None. I'm not oriental

same

8 master race

Kk

circumsized masturace

>drilldick

12 of course!

5 or 6, something in between, can't pull the skin too far but I'm trying to stretch it out.

12

12

DOES 14 EVEN EXIST HOLY SHIT

the only normal ones are 5, 4, 7, and kind of 2

i hope it stretches out ok for you

12

5

My sides at some of these haha

Definitely 4

***12 not 7 hard to tell
also 8

> victim of genital mutilation

>Sees First One
>YOUR DICK IS THE DICK THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
Mine's 4 and wtf is wrong with 9

16 but i got circumcised.
I had to it was painful to get the skin back so it was not easy for the sexy time

12

Shit, meant to say 9 and 14

1
Mine is the benis that pierces through heaven

same, not quite that tight tho

I guess I'm a 3.

> Functional foreskin that can retract normally
> No mutilation scars
> No permanent nerve damage
> No missing glans
> No dryness
> No dick cheese
> No smell
etc

5 too lelz

The feminine one.

None of them, I have a normal looking dick.

Number 1 reporting in. When erect, I use my dick to mine for uranium

7 is probably the funniest thing I've seen in awhile.

Like a Sith dick

Same man

Kek

I like how 6 looks like a man hanging his ass out and taking a shit

>1

MINE IS THE COCK THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEEEAAAVENS!!

Kek

13 when foreskin pulled back and 2 when normal.

> Functional foreskin that can retract normally
> No mutilation scars
> No permanent nerve damage
> No missing glans
> No dryness
> No dick cheese
> No smell
etc

15 reporting in

Is number 7 the new assassins creed character

Got 5 how to fix without hospital surgery?
When I fuck without a condom it semi hurts

>kek

>implying most of these pics are even close to normal

between 12 and 4

Same

Mine doesn't match any of them. My foreskin is very very long but not too tight or too loose. It looks like a 1.5 inch windsock or elephant trunk hanging from the tip of my penis.

14

...

7/8

1
they call me the pinpeen

12

lol no

Any other long foreskin fags here?

Genital mutilation is a permanent change to human sex organs for non-medical reasons. Some forms of genital alteration are performed at the behest of an adult, with their informed consent. Other forms are performed on people who do not give informed consent, including infants or children.

Yeah, but mine is so bad I can't retract it as a result, never could

A mix between 12 and 9

12

I'm lucky. Even though I have an extremely long foreskin it's never been tight at all. It detached from the head pretty late, but I never had a problem retracting it after that.

samesies

that's because youre still underage, faggot

Nah mate, Phimosis. I'm pretty far past puberty at this point. It goes over the glans but is too tight to be comfortable.

Good ol numero 7, classic

are you sure? I couldn't retract my foreskin fully until I was 18. It slowly loosened up further every time I fapped since the start of puberty

1

Pretty sure, yeah. I've been able to get it over the glans since I was 16, but once there it cuts off blood flow something bad.

5

12

3 reporting in, and no It doesn't hurt

I wouldn't know first hand, but stretching your foreskin to loosen it up is supposed to be pretty simple and easy.

I think that numbers 1, 11 and 14 do NOT exist.

I mean I have tried it, but nothing seems to have made any permanent change.

That sucks. It's worth keeping at it though. You have to have a steady routine or nothing happens.

Yeah man I'll keep at it

None of the dirty turtle neck shit

never understood the whole uncut "Muh sensitivity!" considering less sensitive means longer sex

I'm uncut so when I'm soft I'm a 2 when I'm hard I'm a mix between 8 and 12

I don't give a fuck about longer sex and I don't give a fuck about the girls I sleep with.
Fuck that shit nigga.

talk for yourself nigger, I can last how much I want even on the 1 round

so when you fuck for under a minute and word gets out, don't be surprised when you're laughed at

Feel my ultimate attack, DRILL DICK!

5 I guess, gif related.

Happened to me once.
>forgeting to wash hand after cuting some hot pepper