Post pictures that are hard/impossible to explain

Post pictures that are hard/impossible to explain.

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What's hard to explain about that? It's a fuck skeleton. Duh.

At least get some quality fuck toys if you are going to strap them onto a skeleton.

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Is that a real skeleton? Can any scientific anons clarify?

Underrated post

he nutted to hard

die

I guess he needed to nut a couple of times

Mexican sugar dancing?

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plaster cast of a skeleton probably.

sciencefag here, its probably a homo habilis skeleton

Only way out of that is an actual amputation right? They can't really cut the metal without hurting the dick too. Nicely done.

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The tortoise got stuck under a rock that fell, the ground is too hard to use your hands and a shovel could hurt it. Its award to pull so one person grabs the tortoise and the other pulls the person forming a better force.

>professional made male sex toy stand
>bones are of the finest human ivory
>note the two holes for 1 or two player action
>You'll have a bone rattling good time

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Thanks Mrs. Skeltal

This mother fucker loves pancakes

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thank you. i've had that picture saved for almost 7 years and didn't know what they were doing.

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Are these panties for traps? Holy fuck what the shit.


I am ready for the end of mankind. Take me now.

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this is a demonstration of the perineum, those blue and pink bands you see are supposed to represent muscles of the pelvic floor

>fleshlight secured with balloons

Cut blood circulation, start drawing blood from cock, wait until flaccid, profit

it might just be a tard and his keeper in a sticky situation. i think they are just improvising on tortoise moment though.

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retard

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top kek

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Is it bad that I've done this before?

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Photoshop??

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That could taste quite good.

I'll never understand why people fuck up their genitals for cheap thrills
never
I mean
why the fuck
what is so great about 2 nuts around your cock
you are fucker FOR LIFE
FOR
LIFE

Get some disgusting shit into this thread plz

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It's nigger university in Detroit
>they have a printer that makes fake deplomas and Salvation Army caps and gowns

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Tucker thread

Dude its normal to eat meat with rice and shit here in the Netherlands

did you save that picture from a "food catastrophe" thread?

this looks like it comes straight out of a dirty frank clip

Goodnight Tucker

there cookies and ketchup you fucktard

Goodnight tucker

Goodnight Tucker

I would have said "I'll tuck in tucker"

goodnight tucker

This is just too damn retarded. Does any source of light cast a shadow?

Goodnight Tucker

goodnight tuker

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dirty frank

Or just tell him to lift something heavy, lube him the fuck up and take it off

niet met ketchup en koekjes jij kankerautist

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I actually know what this is. Some weird furfag built this life size fox sex doll. This is early in development, he later wrapped the bones in foam and then fur. It looks terrifying.

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Good night tucker

Goodnight tucker

He made more than one.

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What? Some pedo shit going on here?

Good night tucker

Not only that, the 'skeleton' was hand carved.

Goodnight tucker

>dirty frank

They could probably slide some kind of metal or plastic etc under the nuts (with ample lube, its a dick not a bone) on opposite sides to act as shields, and then split the nuts with a hacksaw or rotary tool. I'm no surgeon or EMT or whatever but you can find videos on you tube of firemen removing rings. Keeping it cool would probably be the biggest concern if shields were used.

dude this is perfect normal game in Slovakia
nothing weird
all kids have to gather around dad and use stick (dad holding it)
kid who uses stick best gets to eat whipped cream from daddy knee

He did? Shit can I buy one and have him dig up the corpse of some famous & highly respected person?

it is terrifying how deep some can sink

How'd you get the beans above the frank?

That filthy dirty frank

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