Hey Sup Forums, sitting at the front desk of a 3-star hotel. Slowish night, 25% occupancy...

Hey Sup Forums, sitting at the front desk of a 3-star hotel. Slowish night, 25% occupancy. Hotel is selling in 2 weeks and owner/operator no longer gives a shit. Dubs decides what I do

are you still employed after the sale?

if so, then don't do anything stupid.

will be leaving after the sale, new owner is a douchebag. waste of dubs

Shit in the middle of the elevator.

no elevator

steal all the ink out of the printers before you leave

Shit your britches.

WILL DO

get me a free room..

Cum on your keyboard

Splooge into the potted plants

Hey, I always wanted to ask someone in your profession: Do you have the 411 on drugs for hotel occupants or anything?
Meaning, do people ever hit you up for drugs or weed hookups or anything?

everyone gets a 4am wake up call

re-roll

alllll the time

nice re-roll

Hand in pants, call hottest person in hotel (of your preferable gender) and masturbate while making up some bullshit to keep them on the line while you finish.

damn dude

no britches

Tell everyone that says "Presidential suite, right?" when checking into the standard room that they are cancer and should include suicide into their plans this stay.

THIS

Just feel the fantasy

>No, this is the rate, guess you're staying somewhere else if you don't pay it.

>I don't care if you don't like your view, you got what you got.

>Nope, no showrooms, no tours, fuck you.

>Directions? A good place to eat? Something fun to do because you're bored? Maps.google.com -- knock yourself out, I'm not your travel agent.

grab a masterkey from one of the maids and start snooping through rooms

commencing

oh fuck yeah

Pics of rooms. Nothing personal just validating you are doing it.

go go go

nope

dubs says nope, what do

If vending machines, take shit and wipe inside opening where they retrieve food or soda.

Dude - totally simple.

Go on Craigslist, to the Escorts Section, and call the numbers - offer the Girls FREE ROOMS for the night if they give you a bj.

Boom. Profit.

OH MY GOD.

whack off into the salad bar

Move all furniture to make room. Race bell carts.

pull up a chair and sit where you'd normally stand. play on your phone, when people wut by you, "everything under control here folks"