Hey Sup Forums, sitting at the front desk of a 3-star hotel. Slowish night, 25% occupancy. Hotel is selling in 2 weeks and owner/operator no longer gives a shit. Dubs decides what I do
Hey Sup Forums, sitting at the front desk of a 3-star hotel. Slowish night, 25% occupancy...
are you still employed after the sale?
if so, then don't do anything stupid.
will be leaving after the sale, new owner is a douchebag. waste of dubs
Shit in the middle of the elevator.
no elevator
steal all the ink out of the printers before you leave
Shit your britches.
WILL DO
get me a free room..
Cum on your keyboard
Splooge into the potted plants
Hey, I always wanted to ask someone in your profession: Do you have the 411 on drugs for hotel occupants or anything?
Meaning, do people ever hit you up for drugs or weed hookups or anything?
everyone gets a 4am wake up call
re-roll
alllll the time
nice re-roll
Hand in pants, call hottest person in hotel (of your preferable gender) and masturbate while making up some bullshit to keep them on the line while you finish.
damn dude
no britches
Tell everyone that says "Presidential suite, right?" when checking into the standard room that they are cancer and should include suicide into their plans this stay.
THIS
Just feel the fantasy
>No, this is the rate, guess you're staying somewhere else if you don't pay it.
>I don't care if you don't like your view, you got what you got.
>Nope, no showrooms, no tours, fuck you.
>Directions? A good place to eat? Something fun to do because you're bored? Maps.google.com -- knock yourself out, I'm not your travel agent.
grab a masterkey from one of the maids and start snooping through rooms
commencing
oh fuck yeah
Pics of rooms. Nothing personal just validating you are doing it.
go go go
nope
dubs says nope, what do
If vending machines, take shit and wipe inside opening where they retrieve food or soda.
Dude - totally simple.
Go on Craigslist, to the Escorts Section, and call the numbers - offer the Girls FREE ROOMS for the night if they give you a bj.
Boom. Profit.
OH MY GOD.
whack off into the salad bar
Move all furniture to make room. Race bell carts.
pull up a chair and sit where you'd normally stand. play on your phone, when people wut by you, "everything under control here folks"