Britfags, why are you still awake?

britfags, why are you still awake?

wine not?

Because I'm NEET so have very little to wake up early for.

get a job? I'm a scouser and I have a job surely you can get one

Game of Thrones is about to start

i am also a scouser and i can't get a job

Insomnia fam.

I'm trying mate, I've only been out of work for 2 months. Not that that's something to brag about but I'm atleast not a dedicated NEET. Mixed with some crap mental health, it usually takes me a bit longer than others to achieve things.

Game of Thrones

I feel for you.

Slowly drinking whisky into the night, why not?

you sad cunts, show is average at best

Game of Thrones...

Got back from a stag in Prague about 2 hours ago, drinking my hangover away so I can go to bed.

Calm down man, let people have their fun.

>Disliking a show just because it's popular

Good stag? I went to Prague expecting great drinking times and found it wasn't that great.. maybe I was in the wrong place.. wasn't there long

because i have hald a dissertation to do and it's due tomorrow.

rip me i dont even have time to watch game of thrones

A BOAT, beneath a sunny sky
Lingering onward dreamily
In an evening of July--

Children three that nestle near,
Eager eye and willing ear,
Pleased a simple tale to hear--

Long has paled that sunny sky;
Echoes fade and memories die;
Autumn frosts have slain July.

Still she haunts me, phantomwise,
Alice moving under skies
Never seen by waking eyes.

Children yet, the tale to hear,
Eager eye and willing ear,
Lovingly shall nestle near.

In a Wonderland they lie,
Dreaming as the days go by,
Dreaming as the summers die;

Ever drifting down the stream--
Lingering in the golden gleam--
Life, what is it but a dream?

Experienced exactly the same my dude, couldn't find that many places to drink. God tier cheap Staropramen though!

are you a real scouser though, if you're from birkenhead then you're not

budapest. serious

Even if that were true, how is it not sad to stay up to watch one episode early?

I ran a double marathon yesterday. Slept 13 hours last night. Man my pattern is fucked

Decent stag but yeah not many great places. That Goldfinger strip bar is shit too, Hot Peppers is miles better.

i get you man, i was out of it for almost a year not the proudest time of my life. You can do it user

>britfags, why are you still awake?
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electronics exam in the morning. Last minute cramming.

Yeah, and Pilsner Urquell everywhere which is nice.. damn. One of the main reasons I went was for a good night out cos I'd heard it was good, seemed kinda boring on the streets tbh.

because i came on Sup Forums to fap

Get a job you lazy cunt. Just do something, anything. How can you look at yourself in the mirrow knowing people are grafting so you can sit on your arse and jerk it to daytime tv adverts

probably a wool

its to fucking hot

Cramming your butt with dildos more like.

because i'm miserable and telling myself i don't have to get up in the morning even though i do

brilliant banter mate

then don't call yourself a scouser

WAGE SLAVE!
Let's all tease the worker!!!
HAHAHAHAHA

bad job?

>drinking my hangover away so I can go to bed

don't do that too much, can lead to alcoholism

uuuugh.

I'm gonna guess he's probably on the an alcohol train

Oh, I guess I'll stop watching it then. While I'm at it I'll give up on all my hopes and dreams, and try to live a life more like yours. Everything about you is the best and I'm going to become just like you, you won my soul over, a new dawn is coming, a billion billion angels bow before you. Now fuck off.

Laugh it up bud, im laughing all the way to the bank.

i bet your parents are proud

I'm nearly finished with Deep Space 9... I'm knackered but it's too good to stop

because my sleep pattern is fucked

im also a NEET but can't work because of disability

on and off bro, but im not in work till 2 tomorrow so im gonna get smashed

You're out of shape old man

Youve got boneidleitis too? Fucking sucks doesnt it!

OP here, whilst I have you all here.

What is it about scousers that most of the UK hate?

Mirrow

no i have only one leg

Stuck at work on the nightshift

My gf ass

Working sercutiy at a site that's fucking dead. Gypsys have come and gone. Now just watching a film, sitting on Sup Forums.

I know other guards that drink and/or blaze up while working the nights. I haven't the balls though.

Damn you burned me good, bro.

Done some coke, rolling a zoot

in a dead end college course about to be a neet the second i leave, already applied for dozens of shitty jobs, none even call back
thanks for asking though man

Thanks user, nice dubs too.

Tough draw there mate, what disability you dealing with?

you must be pretty shit security if you don't even have the balls to have a few beers on a shift

So, I'm right then.. it is sad.

>why are you still awake?

Sleeping pattern is fucked
Also listening to the new Radiohead album over and over again cus I'm a sad cunt

Youve got the golden ticket, big firms will be falling over themselves to hire someone to make up their disabled quota. Now hop to it

For me, it's the bloody accent mate.

Post zoot for r8

bro

Having a shit

You and me both bro

>kek

Why not just RSS download the fucker and watch it in the morning? I don't get it.

nah i'll just collect my NEET bux every fortnight and die satisfied

Where? Having fun meight?

I have nothing to get up for

>Sup Forums logic

what course? what skills do you have? don't apply for shitty jobs?

>now hop to it
kek

Once was trying get a British girl. She was over in the US and her friend introduced us. It worked for a couple weeks but the 5 hour time difference finally took its toll.

I miss her.

>plus I'm shitty at speaking to girls

got shit alll apart from gcses mate, probably joining the army in a year or so but needa deal with this slump first i guess

By the way, how old are you? Just curious.

i actually lel'd

No worries. Live your small life with its small dreams, its your life.

Yeah gotta agree, it's a fucking nasty accent. What do you think about it yourself?

Also aren't your women sluts?

I dont get it. You fucked her for a couple of weeks then she went home or what?

as long as im happy right?

2am shit.. why?

Just generally scum of the country.
My ex lived there... fucking hated going there... going to the local shop you'd encounter so many fucking crackheads and little 13 year old Pakis launching fireworks at you.
The accent too... fucking grates on you.

Good luck with that meighty.

Wait I can just lose a leg and never have to work again?

aye, nobody is going to MAKE you work with only one leg

How did you lose your leg user?

You won't be, but I appreciate your 20 year old mentality, I was like that once. You won't be happy if you act like a woman for the rest of your life, you're a man, you yearn to do something of value.. you just don't know it yet or you're a pussy and hiding under a veil of insecurity.

car accident

Nah, thats just something poor people say to make themselves feel better.

You got to work to improve your situation so when opportunity knocks then you can take the chance to greatly improve yourself

R8

This. 2am start time hype

because I went out after work and have tomorrow off

Well, on the plus side you're half as likely to lose a leg in an accident from now on.

i appreciate your wisdom friend but i assure you i am happy and i do work from the garden but nothing large scale, not something i make money from but maybe one day i will