>>683332548

Last omegle thread hit the bump limit, new thread here

Interested in tumblr, say you're Dan

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I'm still banned :(

bump

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Bunp

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi there!
Stranger: Hi, I'm Dan
You: Hi, I'm sfd afhlafohafub]
You: Shit
Stranger: Neat, me too!
You: I dropped my spaghetti all over my keyboard. I was listening to the Welcome to Nightvale podcast and I lol'd way too hard
Stranger: Name your age, SS number, and address
Stranger: or i can find it out myself
You: Oh god are you a hacker?? 0.o
Stranger: Yes, and i have your IP locked
You: One of you hackers told me to delete system 32 once but lucky someone called niceguyMLPfan saved me so just try it again see what happened
Stranger: niceguyMLPfan isnt here to save you now
Stranger: Im in your computer
You: I don't believe you I know my white knight will save me
Stranger: I hope you dont mind me fucking around in /appdata
You: NO
You: THAT'S WHERE MINECRAFT IS
You: REEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: Look at all these wonderfull saves. wouldnt it be bad if something were to
Stranger: happen to them
You: NO PLEASE I FINALLY FINISHED MY UNDERTALE FAN MAP DONT DO IT
Stranger: give my credit card info and i wont touch it
Stranger: mee*
Stranger: fuck
You: REAC HING MAXIM UM TR IGGERED LEVEL S
Stranger: o shit what the fuck
Stranger: ima fuck off shit nigga
You: This is why cis-men are scum
You have disconnected.

Stranger: well its better tham being dan
Stranger: nothimg much
You: why do you say that?
Stranger: havent you met any dans?
Stranger: wh
You: no i live too dangerously
Stranger: whats up?
Stranger: okay
You: been dancing a lot
Stranger: well that good
You: but lost my bandana
Stranger: hope you find your bandana
Stranger: what do you dance?
You: oddly enough my dads name is dan
You: and he lost it
Stranger: cool
Stranger: lost what?
Stranger: your bandana
You: my bandana, he was dancing but it was dangling dangerously from the sedan windiw
You: and it kinda blew away
Stranger: well that doesnt sound made up at all
You: ?

was using this last thread
here ya go

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Dan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Danny Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Dan, and I have over 300 confirmed Dans. I am trained in Dan warfare and I’m the top Dan in the entire Danny armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Dan. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dan, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the InterDan? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Dan storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Dan. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Dan you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively Danned in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dan Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Dan off the face of the continent, you little Dan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Dan” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Dan. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddan idiot. I will shit Dan all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Tumblrina.

Thanks Lori

Thanks Lori

KEK, I JUST SAW YOU m8, I KEK'd FIRST THING!

You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: figured
You: ?
Stranger: i thought so.
You: What makes you say that?
Stranger: oh very funny
You: What?
You: That's my name
You: What's yours?
Stranger: fuck you dan
Stranger: i know how you play

MAXIMUM KEK

kek

pastebin /4zLJpyz9 read it all

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, I'm Dan
You: I hate niggers
You: and jews
You: wbu?
Stranger: do ya
Stranger: i dont hate anyone really
Stranger: just the lying scumbags that run our system
Stranger: and take millions and pocket it
You: those which are jews?
Stranger: are you fucking dumb?
You: no
Stranger: not intending to diss you but really
Stranger: get your head outta the gutter buddy
Stranger: were gonna be shit soon
Stranger: and all die
Stranger: boom
Stranger: bam
You: what

Looks like you guys were having fun, but I cringed

You: hey
Stranger: Try me, bro.
Stranger: fucking Try me, bro.
You: bro
You: Don't even fuck with me
You: You wanna fight?
Stranger: Sup Forums is gay
Stranger: I just wanna say that
You: Yea, Quick question whats your name?
Stranger: Not the website, lovely website. But the "users"
You: My name is dan
Stranger: nice to meet you dan
You: nice to meet you also
Stranger: I spit in your grandmother's dead hairy asshole
You: Have you ever heard of the Sup Forums space program?
Stranger: btw esc means escape
Stranger: which means your escaping like alittle bitch
You: We launched an hero today.
Stranger: I spit in your grandmother's dead hairy asshole

2 newfags have a chat

1/3

2/3

3/3

You: Hey
Stranger: hey dan
You: How you doing ?
You: How'd you know my name?
Stranger: i come from the depths of Sup Forums
Stranger: to talk to you
You: lel newfag.
Stranger has disconnected.

Typing REEEEEEEEE and disconnecting before I have a chance to Dan you sucked user

got some dude's phone number go fuck him up

kek

this one isn't dan but still funny

Stranger: Hi
You: what is your favorite color?
Stranger: purple
You: hmm
You: i'm not sure this is going to work between us
Stranger: Why is that?
You: my zodiac is dan
You: i'm supposed to avoid purple today

Oh shit that was me

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hello!
Stranger: hey :3
You: How are you today?
Stranger: im pretty tired tbh
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm dantastic today! I just made a new minecraft server with some friends and it's been super fun
You: *fantastic
Stranger: dantastic
Stranger: is your name dan
Stranger: have i been dan'ed
Stranger: i fucking love Sup Forums
Stranger has disconnected.

You:ohhi Dan
Stranger has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hi i'm dan
Stranger: Nice to meet you
Stranger: I'm joshua
Stranger: GOD DAMMIT
Stranger: FUCKING HELL
Stranger: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING CONNECTED TO DAN
Stranger: FUCK OFF
You: Is Josh ok?
Stranger: IVE TALKED TO YOU LIKE 20 TIMES IN THE PAST FEW MINUTES
You: Dan feels scared
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: You're scaring dan
Stranger: FUCK OFF DAN
You: I'm sorry :(\
Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU
Stranger: OMEGLE STOP FUCKING CONNECTING ME TO THE SAME GUY
You: Dan wants to talk
You: Josh doesn't want to talk?
Stranger: EVERY
Stranger: FUCKING TIME
Stranger: STOP IT WITH THE SHIT
Stranger: YOU ARE RETARDED I'VE TALKED TO YOU SO MANY TIMES
Stranger: LAST TIME YOU TRIED TELLING ME ABOUT A FLYING HAMSTER
You: Dan is sorry, Dan didn't want to oppress you
Stranger: I swear to fucking god dan
Stranger: if I disconnect from this chat
Stranger: and I get connected to you again
Stranger: I'm fucking done

kek

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lel

I've got cringe at this point. How do you guys speak funny shit I'll never know.

You: Hey.
You: What's your name?
Stranger: Overwatcg is a good game
You: wtf is overwatcg
Stranger: Fuck trolling everyone is dan
You: never heard of it.
Stranger: Overwatch
You: Oh I thought that was a sequal to overwatch, Overwatcq
Stranger: Yes
You: Well, I'm dan
You: nice to meet you
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Are you naD too?
You: yes!
Stranger: Aw hell yea
You: hello naD!
Stranger: Hey naD! How are you?
You: im good naD, how about you?
Stranger: I'm also good naD. Crazy how we're both naD
Stranger: I've never met another naD.
You: same, how uncommon is the name naD?
You: like srs
Stranger: I think it's on the 0.00000001% spectrum of popularity.
You: damn naD, thats pretty low
Stranger: Yeah I'd say so
You: hey do you like 4dan?
Stranger: 4dan is my fave.
You: same.
You: 4dan > Sup Forums anyday
Stranger: 4dan > 4head
You: well naD, imma go, cya
Stranger: cya naD.

Kek'd so hard on this one

Lol flying hamster

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi bb
Stranger: Hi
You: Whats up XXX
Stranger: Nothing very interesting, you?
You: looking for bi-queer or trans lover
You: no men of course
You: you in bb?
Stranger: Am I in for what exactly?
You: a one night stand with me
Stranger: I'm not really in the mood. . . But if you're looking for a conversations :::)
Stranger: *conversation fml
You: ok how about a rollplay
Stranger: Does it have to be sexual?
You: Im Dansexual btw so remember all the triggers
You: yes it has to be sexual
Stranger: I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with Dansexual
You: oh? sorry to hear that. I usualy keep the desription copyed for use like here, but i cant find it
Stranger: Ah. Well I'm not in the mood for anything sexual like I have said before. Good luck finding someone else
Stranger has disconnected.

>didn't put 4skin

logs.omegle.com/606586f

fuck

You: Hey!
Stranger: Hola!
You: I'm Daniella, you? :)

disconnected and keked

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: dont be dan
Stranger: please
You: my name actually is dan
Stranger: how do you keep connecting to me and harassing me, It's so pointless please stop
You: dan is confused
Stranger has disconnected.

MAXIMUM KEK

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
You: Are yo really into feminism?
You: *you
Stranger: Aye
Stranger: Are you?
You: I'm not really, I just like to get other points of view
Stranger: Oka
Stranger: Okay*
Stranger: What would you like to know?
You: For a start, why are all women such useless whores, and inferior to men in every way?
Stranger: Ask a proper question, please.
You: Do you have a job?
Stranger: I am a professor at a local university.
You: What to you teach?
You: *do
Stranger: I teach history.
You: Not STEM, then
You: Interesting
Stranger: Hm?
Stranger: I find history to be more fascinating, actually.
Stranger: I always have.
You: History is a useless degree
You: Fit for a woman
Stranger: If you insist.
Stranger: Is this the best you can do?
You: Best I can do for what?
You: To make you mad?
You: Because that's not my aim
You: I'm just trying to educate you
Stranger: Trolls on Omegle are so uninspired. All they do is regurgitate things they've seen elsewhere. Secondly, you won't make me mad. Remember, I educate children.
Stranger: That's not your goal.
You: But of course, educating women is very difficult
Stranger: From the onset you barraged me with infantile diction that has no place in mature discussion,.
You: Nice words
Stranger: A garden variety effort, if I may say.
You: I like how you started using them only when trying to appear intellectual
Stranger: Do you have anything worthwhile to say?
You: Yes
Stranger has disconnected.

Not a Dan, but feminism is funnier

Oh hey buddy

hey man

do you do the dew?

logs.omegle.com/4f114de

WHERE IS Dan 7/11 ???

Kek

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: h en
Stranger: hi
Stranger: fuck
You: Dan, you fucked up
Stranger: aIM NOT DANNNN
Stranger: DAMN DAN
You: ALLAHU AKBAR
Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: Hey! I'm Tyler
You: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger: Whats up my dood
You: Nothing, so you like tumblr
Stranger: Yes sir!
You: Whats your fav part?
Stranger: Fan blogs
You: Awesome. I have a blog too
Stranger: Tv show fan blogs mostly
You: my blog is the best blog
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: you dont need those blogs
Stranger: Whatch ya got in your blog?
You: Mostly Dan stuff
Stranger: Sounds pretty interesting!
You: Sometimes i get a bit saucy but i usualy dont
You: im really into dan related stuff
You: last week i had a straw poll on what content to feature
Stranger: Ooo okay okay!
You: 100% of votes were for dan stuff
You: dan is love they say
Stranger: Dan is life they mean!
You: You sound like a dan kinda dude! you should check out my blog
Stranger: I feel like a dan type of dood
You: wanna link to my blog? you know what they say, a dan a day keeps the horrorable screams away
Stranger: I would love to see the dan blog
You: ok here it comes
Stranger: awesome!
You: Stranger: Thats Sup Forums!
You: oh it is?
You: shoot, wrong one

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Stranger: You lied to me Dan!!
Stranger: I cant trust you...
You: n... no... please dont...
Stranger: I'm hurt!
You: wait...
You: i love you danny
Stranger: What can you possibly do to make me trust you Dan!
Stranger: Is your real name even Dan!?!?!?
You: I can rub my belly and pat my head
You: ... at the same time
Stranger: I think we need some time away from eachother dan..
You: please... I can change
Stranger: people never change..
You: ill be the perfect dan you always wanted
Stranger: Goodbye... Danial
Stranger: DAAAAAMN DANIEL
You: Its dannathin but whatever
Stranger: Dannathin
You: bye... tylar
You: XOXO
Stranger: Thats the most badass name I have ever seen
You: ty
Stranger: Goodbye my friend
You: goodbye
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: hi
Stranger: get
Stranger: back
Stranger: in
Stranger: the
Stranger: kitchen
Stranger: bitchen
You: but im dan
Stranger: Dan GET IN THE VAN Schneider?
Stranger: Dan ONLY IF SHE'S UNDER TEN Schneider?
You: kek
Stranger: Dan WITH THE MOLESTATION PLAN Schneider?
Stranger: Dan WHEN HE SAW THE COPS HE RAN Schneider?
You: do you like mlp
Stranger: Of course.
Stranger: Why wouldn't I?
You: fluttershy is my favorite
Stranger: My favorite is Pinkie.
Stranger: They're all good, though.
You: ikr, Sup Forumsro?
Stranger: I don't use Sup Forums. I use Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /r9k/, and Sup Forums.
You: oh.
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have disconnected.

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You:Hello

Stranger:hey

You:Whats up

Stranger:do u think racists people are oppressed

You:Absolutely. Oh my god. The patriarchy and white males are the worst
I can't leave my house without being triggered and eyeraped
exactly

Stranger:any preference is okay if you don't harm anyone

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: hi
Stranger: .
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: f 17
Stranger: you?
You: im dan
Stranger: nice one dan
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Guess my name
Stranger: Women's rights are a joke
You: hi Sup Forumsro
Stranger: Sup ForumsRO
Stranger: Gold
You: *hugs*
You: Sup Forumsro, you gotta be more subtle than that
Stranger: omegle thread on my first tab
Stranger: yeah I know
Stranger: just looking for quick reactions, feel me
You: You: ^ Try it that way
You: That's my one
Stranger: aga
Stranger: Nice
You: Are you just hanging in feminism, or tumblr too?
You: Tumblr is so saturated
You: I'm in both
Stranger: Feminism, Women's rights and equality
You: Lol maybe we've run into each other already
You: Ooo I'm not in those
Stranger: Nah I just got on
You: Ah
Stranger: Saw a tumblr post talking about trying to poinson Sup Forums with gay porn
Stranger: I laughed because we have much worse stuff already
Stranger: poison* goddammit
You: True, true
You: Welp, imma post this and carry on with the mission. Godspeed user o7
Stranger: Godspeed Sup Forumsro
Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting .with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Guess my name
Stranger: Women's rights are a joke
You: hi Sup Forumsro
Stranger: Sup ForumsRO
Stranger: Gold
You: *hugs*
You: Sup Forumsro, you gotta be more subtle than that
Stranger: omegle thread on my first tab
Stranger: yeah I know
Stranger: just looking for quick reactions, feel me
You: You: ^ Try it that way
You: That's my one
Stranger: aga
Stranger: Nice
You: Are you just hanging in feminism, or tumblr too?
You: Tumblr is so saturated
You: I'm in both
Stranger: Feminism, Women's rights and equality
You: Lol maybe we've run into each other already
You: Ooo I'm not in those
Stranger: Nah I just got on
You: Ah
Stranger: Saw a tumblr post talking about trying to poinson Sup Forums with gay porn
Stranger: I laughed because we have much worse stuff already
Stranger: poison* goddammit
You: True, true
You: Welp, imma post this and carry on with the mission. Godspeed user o7
Stranger: Godspeed Sup Forumsro
Stranger has disconnected.

what fag?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!

You both like feminism.

You: Black lives are worse than womens rights

Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: DAN ILL FIGHT YOU
You: im dan the danndy man
Stranger: i hate you
You: why?
Stranger: cause fuck you that's why
You: i just want to be loved!!!
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'll fuck you up
You: but everyone hates dan
Stranger: exactly
You: dan the van man
Stranger: oh so you're a rapist? ooH shIT
You: eats out of a can
You: i never said it was a white van
Stranger: LMAOOOO true okay never mind
Stranger: Okay but really I hate you Dan fuck outta here
You: im dan the a-team van man with a plan
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: wait
You: wait
Stranger: What?
You: I need to see if this works
You: Coats, North Carolina
You: does that ring a bell
Stranger: No?
You: fuck
You: ok ok ok
You: for my next magic trick
You: look in the sky right now
You: at the clouds
You: do you see the the words in the clouds
Stranger: No....
You: it says take off your bra

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XD omg weird seeing u here too!!!

Hi

hii ;)

I'm Dan ;)

ugh you again? really?

Who again?

I'm Dan from target, have we met?

cis scum coming on here and triggering all my friends and i

Scum? What do you mean?

A guy called Dan?

yes they go around and trigger us feminists

They? More than one?

Ugh :( they always use my name too :'(

This has happened before

Hello?

I know it is sad that they are doing this with tumblrusers before they raided feminists

Ugh I think it's plebs from 9gag doing it tbh

9gag is it like that site 4chin?

Uh yeah I think so but its waaay worse

well we you later fag

Stranger has disconnected.

omg this is so crazyy!!! xDDD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Feminism.

You: Hello

Stranger: Hi

You: how are you

Stranger: What's your name

Stranger: Good

You: Not sure what my name is , as its not relevant to this conversation

Stranger: My name is Dan

You: Ahh well Dan I'm glad to see you have such a widely used name

You: Only have met like 30 dans in the last 30 minutes

Stranger: Widely used?

You: So Dan

You: what is your opinion on the massacre of jews and feminist across the world

You: for our hero Boxxy of course

You: Sadly I think I have lost you to the depths of the interewebz as you float away on your anti tumblr space craft headed for the sun were imminent death awaits

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hii
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: good
You: asl?
Stranger: 17f hbu
You: im dan
Stranger has disconnected.

well nice to see you again

anutha 1

Danny Dovitorito is pleased

Stranger: hi

You: Hello

You: supporter anti supporter?

You: which one

Stranger: none

Stranger: im just dan

You: Fair enough

You: Ahh your Dan I"m Boxxy

You: I've found you at last my child so I can rape you

Stranger: kek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like feminism.

You: DANNY PHANTOM

Stranger: IS THAT YOU, DAN?

You: KEK

You: yeah

Stranger: I thought I would never see you again

Stranger: im gonna kms brb

Holy fucking kek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hey!
You: How are you/
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Good thanks, you?
You: Alright, but qonddering something
You: Are white males cis scum?
You: For real?
Stranger has disconnected.

You: Hi im Danal
Stranger: ARE YOU A DUMB 4CHANNER HACKER!?
Stranger: OMG
You: AH
You: WHO DED YOU KNOW
Stranger: I GOT DEM MEMES BOI
You: fUCK YOU im hacking your dog
Stranger: I GOT SAD FROGS
Stranger: YOU CANT TOUCH MY DOG
Stranger: I GOT FUCKING AVI
You: Too fucking late
Stranger: ON THAT SHIT
You: Youll see him on furrylove.com
You: Youre next my boy
Stranger: YOU TOUCH MY DOG
Stranger: ILL HACK YOUR KETTLE
Stranger: YOU DAFT CUNT
You: oh aset
You: You're a
You: youre a
You: a fag
Stranger: b...baka~~
You: Desu mafdhuo niggr~
Stranger: sugoiiiiii
Stranger: notice me
Stranger: boil me
You: Oh shit waddup
Stranger: teabag my ass hole
You: Now?
Stranger: DAN 711?
You: Hellye
Stranger: well met
You: Fuckin liberal

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Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: how are women oppressed in western democracies?
You: Dan?
Stranger: sorry friend
You: Dan stop it
Stranger: christ this dan shit isn't funny at all
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Dan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Danny Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Dan, and I have over 300 confirmed Dans. I am trained in Dan warfare and I’m the top Dan in the entire Danny armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Dan. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dan, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the InterDan? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Dan storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Dan. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Dan you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively Danned in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dan Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Dan off the face of the continent, you little Dan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Dan” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Dan. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddan idiot. I will shit Dan all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Tumblrina.
Stranger: Like
Stranger: you think this is funny because it makes people mad directly
You: Someone sent this to me
You: I'm pissed
Stranger: it makes me mad because you're so smug thinking about how redpilled you are
Stranger: look mom I'm on Sup Forums
You: I'm am NOT!

disconnect

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Kek thats me

Neigh
is this Dan?
Dan?
No
I am horse
PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY FRINE
shutterfly?
I am horse my name is Diana
Please help me shutterfly
Neigh
Diana are you a princess?
I am horse
a horse princess?
I knew a Diana once
great head
I am horse on rule34
she was a princess too
Neigh
dianadanshutterfly
ive lost my friends
I'll rape you with my massive futa horse cock
will you help me find my friend dan then?
Yes
I'm really worried about him
he is a heroin addict
and a fag
he might have aids by now

I will help you Sup Forumsro
Dan is home
he brought meth
Stranger has disconnected.

I've got a seriously good one Sup Forums, ongoing

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: yo, how are you?
You: HEY IT'S THE GUY FROM BOSTON! I'M DOING FINE!
You: FUCKING PEOPLE NAMED DANIEL BOONE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE! FUCKING NIGGERS!
Stranger: BAHAHA OHMYGOD
Stranger: MARRY MEPLS
You: OKAY! POLYGAMY IS ALLOWED! YOU'RE MY 47TH WIFE AND THE WEDDING WILL BE IN UGANDA! BTW I'M A MORMON MISSIONARY FROM THE U.S.A!
Stranger: OHMYGOD OKY GR8
You: YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE!
You: SMOOCH SMOOCH!
Stranger: SO DO YOU HAVE KIK OR SOME SHIT
Stranger: BAHAHA SMOOCH
You: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE WE GONIG FOR OUR HONNEYMOON?!
Stranger: OHMYGOD
Stranger: WHAT AB HAWAII
You: OKAY!
Stranger: zGREAT!
You: google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://travelchannel.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/travel/fullset/2014/12/2/top-hawaiian-beaches-lanikai-oahu.jpg.rend.tccom.1280.960.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.travelchannel.com/interests/beaches/photos/top-10-hawaiian-beaches&h=960&w=1280&tbnid=CjR9HEimYE5ewM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=213&docid=BkXlN8U_fVlaFM&itg=1&usg=__OLnTFBeqvk2kKegVX_3ToY_VVaI= HERE WE ARE
Stranger: yES
You: IT LOOKS ABSOLUTE BEAUTIFUL!
Stranger: YESS
You: SMOOCH SMOOCH
Stranger: omgomg
You: I'M SO FUCKING HORNY PUNISH ME GOD!
Stranger: you just made me laugh ao much
Stranger: BAHAHAHA
You: IRONICALLY I'M A MORMON!
Stranger: AHAHAHAHA
You: PULL SOME THUNDER BOLTS ON MY FUCKING HEAD! AND EXECUTE ME DARLING!
Stranger: ANYTIMEEEE
You: OH I'M CUMMING!
Stranger: OHMYGOD
Stranger: SINNER
You: *PEWWWWWWW!* AHH THAT FEELS GOOD!
Stranger: BAHAHAHAHA
You: BUT I STILL HAVE SOME OF MY 46 OTHER WIVES IN AFRICA TAKING CARE OF THOSE STARVING CHILDREN!
Stranger: OH NO YOU SHALL LEAVE THEM ALL FOR ME
You: ARE YOU GUY OR A GIRL BECUZ I'M BI
Stranger: BAHHA SAMEE AND IM A GIRL
continue?

You're now chatting with a random stranger.Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: hi
You: Hey Dan
Stranger: Sarah
You: No
You: hey Dan
Stranger: im not Dan im Sarah
You: no, i mean hey Dan
Stranger: misogynist
Stranger has disconnected.

You: Hello?
Stranger: yo
You: DAN?
You: IS THAT YOU?!
Stranger: no
You: Oh thank God
You: They're infesting this chat
You: right?
Stranger: right
You: So, what do you like about tumblr?
Stranger: lol what's not to like about tumblr
You: Idk
You: I like the various pages they dedicate to anything
You: Wanna know my favorite page?
Stranger: yes
You: Wait, tell me yours first.
Stranger: pineapples floating in water is my fav
You: Mine is the Dan page :D
Stranger: of course
You: I identify as a Dan
You: All my life I've wanted to live as a true Dan
Stranger: who is Dan
You: But my parents are cis scum who wont pay for my surgery
You: To become Dan

disconnect

great chat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Feminism.

You: Where's my son

You: His name is Dan

Stranger: Nazi, you said son, which is a sexist term

Stranger: Kill yourself

Stranger: I'm dan

Stranger has disconnected

You: THEY'RE ALL BISEXUAL DON'T WORRY!
Stranger: OH GREAT
You: I HAVE 600 CHILDREN ALL NAMED ADOLF HITLER!
Stranger: THATS ZEXY ASFF YO
You: MOST OF THEM ARE IN SOUTH AMERICA AND THE REST LIVE IN MADAGASCAR AND SOUTH AFRICA!
Stranger: OMG FANTASTIC
You: THEY'RE ALL VERY NICE!
Stranger: I HAVE LIKE 300 KIDS THAT LOOK LIKE GIRAFFES
You: O MY WAFFLES! INBREEDIO!
Stranger: ANDMY GLFAVORITE HUSBAND KURT COBAINLEFT ME
You: THAT SUCKS! I'M SORRY
Stranger: ITS OOKK
You: SMOOCH SMOOCH
Stranger: SMOOCH SMOOCH
You: OH YEAH BABY I'M GONNA GET YOU PREGNANT
Stranger: BAHAHA GET ME PREGNANT
You: I'M CUMMING
You: PEWWWWWWWWW
Stranger: PEW PEE
You: PEE ALL OVER MY FACE AND GET ALL YOUR PERIOD BLOOD AND MAKE ME SWALLOW IT!
Stranger: FUCK YES!
You: OHHH MY GOD!
Stranger: YES ILL BLEED ON YOU
You: OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX THIS EXCITING IN MY LIFE!
Stranger: BAAHA WOOHOO ME NEITHER
You: btw that period blood tastes gorgeous
Stranger: damn idk does it really
You: Yes.
Stranger: bahaha, whats your name?
You: My name is Tedadore Cruzzevelt
Stranger: socute
You: A combination of Ted Cruz and Theodore Roosevelt
You: My parents named me after them
Stranger: i seeee
You: When Ted Cruz was my mom's boyfriend
Stranger: your padres are dank
Stranger: damn ooohh
You: but she left him before she got pregnant with me
Stranger: whyyy
You: Because my biological dad, Had a lot more money than him.
You: And it's not Donald Trump
Stranger: ahaha oh woaahh
You: It's Vladimir Putin
You: He was so charming
Stranger: damn i bet
You: When he was a soldier in the USSR
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