Dubs = You have to join the Army

Dubs = You have to join the Army

Trips = I have to join the Army

fuck you

inb4 which branch is better?

Disqualified from reenlistment check these trips

already in faggot

^
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sign up faggot

Op won't deliver

Sarge goes in all fields

Come join us here in the Airborne corps you fucking leg!

Rooll

have fun with those ruined knees you fag

ps; airborne don't matter no more

rolling cuz i have nothing else to lose

>army
if I get dubs I'll join whatever military branch

Roll

welp

roll

what if this doesn't change my mind

rell

protip the chairforce is the easiest

roll

Roll

jokes on u i work for the government

Singles and I sit on my VA disability.

Fuck the army

Have fun f4gut.

Roll mofo

Already in the Corps.

I cant believe I'm doing this,.. cause I will deliver but I don't wanna

I don't wanna join the army

lol have fun OP

Fuck

roll

KEK

jokes on you im already here

No, you have fun faggot

Something tells me you were planning on joining regardless of what occurs here, but still, rolling.

I already served my country

Sign up, ya faggot

Nah, I'm thinking of joining the Air Force, but if someone can roll trips then I'll join the Army instead.

Typical cock guzzling flyboi, you gonna invite him over to your moms basement later for a little gangbang with your filthy overweight dependa so you can cum on your little golden wings pin like the sad cuck you are? Probably not even a fucking pilot, just a limp dick fueler or some shit.

Roll

Im 29 they will turn me away at the door

I will, when someone rolls trips.

Leggo

Lol fucking chair force

Fuck the millitary industrial complex #Fucktrump #vivaelche

roll

In ya go.

Rllllling

Do us proud, OP, you glorious faggot.

OP here, rolling just for the fuck of it

Same to you

If i roll 5, ill kill all your inbred families

who u with faggot
82nd here

nah, i''ve known people who were over 30 get in, just pick a none-combat mos

Was thinking about it anyway.

Grow some fucking huevos and join the USMC

No fuck you i have a decent job for a single white male

have fun being a e4 with 5 years tis XD

alright

I wanted to be a lawyer but ok

ok dude it was just a suggestion, sheesh

Got out as an E-5. Meritorious promotions fucking rule.

Already in the army

Rollin for another 4 years

im actually already joining chair force :P

if ur not a shit bag but ur on Sup Forums so I assume you are

Well, considering none of these fucks can roll trips, I am too. I just want to join to get an education, serve my country, and follow in my grandfather's footsteps.

Because im on Sup Forums that automatically made me a shit bag? Did you get rekt with shitty pro's and con's bro?

sign up queerbait

Because free the jews and ISIS alike.

>Implying this isn´t another proxy war

>implying we won't get trips

same man, same reasons. i've got friends and family in every branch, mostly marines, and they all tell me to go air force. doesn't seem like a bad gig and the benefits are so fucking worth.

Joke's on all of you, I leave for Marine Corps basic July 25

>inb4 jokes on you, you're gonna die, it's the marine corps

Ya I know

I'm planning on it anyways

Pro tip you'll feel like you belong in the Marines

you have to join the army

Station/rank?

BULLET SPONGE

It's time for battletoads

I am actually thinking of joining the Air Force.

Just turned 29. Very overweight, 265 (dropped 15 pounds in a month though since I started martial arts and healthy diet). I have been treated for depression via therapy every couple of weeks, but never admitted. Also possible anxiety problems, ADHD, and bipolar 2 but there wasn't a second opinion on those. Just one psychiatrist who saw me for 15-20 minutes. I also have mild obstructive sleep apnea, but apparently this should go away when I l lose weight.

I have a college degree so I want to go in for officer. Am I going to get disqualified instantly due to the mental illness history, or can I be cleared since it doesn't affect my life anymore? I tried meds for a few months in early 2015 but they didn't help and made me gain weight.

Literally what the Army is for

Also dubs so I guess I have to join the army instead of the air force, damn.

Must be nice being a fat body pog ass bitch in the rear

Well, good luck, and thanks for your service just in case you do die.

OPSEC
OPSEC
OPSEC

Roll

rolling, will deliver if dubs get

you won't

>Am I going to get disqualified instantly due to the mental illness history

yes

I'm sorta planning on it anyways. I'm gonna try and ahip out asap and throw myself on a made or some shit, I got nothing else going for me. Might as well die for a reason, you know? :P

Except you probably signed up for some gay ass pussyboy job like electronics maintenance or comms or some other fag shit. Fuckin faggot boot bitch. I fuckin hate pogs so fuckin much

Don't understand this

Supply admin and operations. I move shit

Winrar

Deliver now

I wouldn't have picked an MOS that didn't put me in the field. I wanna shoot sand niggers so that's a no go for anything technical

I hope I don't get dubs. I hate all of you

>will deli

Deliver now

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Comms is the shit

been on this site for awhile I just know