Yo Sup Forums. Made a bullshit chad account on tinder and matched with this hottie. What should be my first message?

Yo Sup Forums. Made a bullshit chad account on tinder and matched with this hottie. What should be my first message?

hello am gay

Nah, man. She's a dime. Come up with something better than that

idk shes 18 probably stupid as hell just say something generic like every other guy does

"hey
"sup
"yo

The fuck is stunting, is that ebonics for something?

I can stunt to toe in your cunt. You think your pics make you look sassy? Your mother should be ashamed of you. I bet you have daddy issues. My sister, now she's a attractive girl who knows how to dress. But you will never be as good as her

Roll for gold.

Op do it.

You made an account to that's not you, assuming you had Chad as your pic she's into that. Get ready to get curved on

"I stunt like a mother fucker."

Reroll

Eh. It has my vote.

Do this OP
It's not like you're really gonna get with her once she sees your ugly ass mug

.zip!!!

say "ngl i'm a professional stunt man"

You got it fam

>yo bitch you want summa this cock meat?

Or you could ask her what the fuck stunting is

Shit I actually like this one better

I've been told before that my dick is stunted.

Faggot same

Now we wait.

"What should be my first message?"

Doesn't use anything posted.

Nice thread, faggot.

Sage.
I fucking hate you op.

Alright. Well in the mean time. Here's another match. What should be the first message?

It's funny because you had to use a fake account to get her to match with you lol.

yea forever.. its a fucking bot

Whatever the fuck you want evidently, you no rule abiding deaf nigger.

I know you get this a lot but would you mind if I eat nutella off of you?

>I'll tread you with my long dick

Kek

>Make thread
>"What should I do
>Get suggestions
>Choose none
>"isn't this fun guys? What should I do now?
Kill yourself faggot

>be OP
>read insults and know where I fucked up
>try again with different girl

Fucking what?

I'M SORRY MAN. LET'S ALL COME TOGETHER AND WORK THIS OUT. I KNOW WE CAN BE CIVILIZED PEOPLE

What's the pictures of the Chad account OP?

ALRIGHT GUYS. I SCREWED UP BIG TIME. I'm sorry. Alright! I'm sorry. Tell me what to send and I'll do it.

Civilized people DON'T TALK LIKE THIS. It's like somebody took a regular August and cranked it up to 11.

Na Fuck you op. I was the winner of
And your to much of a beta fag to post it. Instead you're actually going to try chat this girl up on a fake account and never meet her. You're fucking scum. You will die alone

The fucking win you absolute dick

>August

You're all a bit angry tonight guys SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUTRID CUNTS

It doesn't matter, that's clearly a fake profile.

How about:"Are you also using a fake Tinder profile?"

Fucking got myself.

Here's the profile

I was in a really good mood til you made this vapid shit thread OP. now I'm ready to kill someone. Fucking idiot.

This.
No wonder you don't have your own tinder. You can't even be alpha on a Chad tinder.