I was on the cover of every newspaper in the country last year. There's a Wikipedia article about me. A newspaper wrote a rather insulting editorial about me. If you can guess what I did, I'll post a link to my Wikipedia article and tell you who I am.
I was on the cover of every newspaper in the country last year. There's a Wikipedia article about me...
Thomas Rogers
Evan Harris
You attempted to clean Oolacile of the abyss with Artorias.
Nolan Jenkins
Time's person of the year
David Sullivan
Ran for president.
Liam Gomez
Not even close. Although I did run for public office once, unsuccessfully.
Luis Smith
Are you that cunt that sucked a bunch of cocks for good reviews on your terrible games?
Tyler Jackson
Nothing to do with the Internet, computers, or vidya. Although there may be a fedora involved.
Adrian Wright
ATHEISM
Jacob Peterson
You either shot up some place, invented something, or played a professional sport
Gavin Scott
Ann Arbor, Michigan?
Nathaniel Hernandez
are you a grill?
Josiah Perez
None of the above, and if I was a Supreme Gentleman with a high score, how the hell would I be posting this?
No. But Michigan is close. Walking distance, actually.
Christian Perry
Do you live primarily on the west coast?
Matthew Phillips
Hmm
Leo Morales
No, very much male.
Not currently. I did many years ago, but it's not germane to what I was in the news for doing.
Colton Rogers
Martin Shkreli
Henry Diaz
Martin Shkreli?
Zachary Brooks
Fuck no. Almost the opposite.
Samuel Cook
Were you famous before this incident last year?
Carson Taylor
Edward Snowden?
Hudson Lopez
Ghostface Killah
Matthew Mitchell
Wikipedia-famous, yes, but that's a pretty low bar. You probably won't have heard of me. You probably won't even have heard of what I did. But it was unusual enough that every newspaper in the country decided to cover it.
Charles Foster
Ahmed Mohamed
Christian Ward
Um, weird satanist guy?
Julian James
Are you Tim Donaghy?
Easton Powell
No. I'm not famous in the sense you're thinking. I'm well-known in my field, but it's a pretty small field. The newspapers covered me because I was part of a man-bites-dog story.
Closer, but no.
Daniel Davis
Did the government get involved in your incident last year?
Nolan Bell
r u gay?
Jaxon Perez
Not directly, no. In fact, the government probably doesn't approve. I hope they don't, anyway.
Blake Torres
What country?
Luke Mitchell
Nothing to do with sports.
Aha! Good question. Canada.
Hunter Jones
post tits
Carson Thompson
Nobody keeps track of what goes on in Canada. You've made the ultimate riddle.
Liam Cook
Kekd
Eli Brown
...
Jeremiah Cooper
have you ever made a clock
Liam Harris
Are you that guy that got dubs?
No, wait. That me me.
Robert Rivera
when will you fight your independence war?
Austin Wilson
Oh shit are the guy who ran that Gore site!?
Justin Rodriguez
You said you're in walking distance to Michigan; upper or lower peninsula
Henry Anderson
Need more hints OP
Jacob Ramirez
Hm...
Easton Jones
Are you the guy who fucked the moose?
Isaac Sanchez
No. I've cleaned a few in my time, though.
1982.
en.wikipedia.org
Nope. But you're getting warmer.
North of Michigan. In Canada. Walking distance from Detroit, actually.
Can you spare some change?
Juan Ortiz
OP just tell us. I'm too tired to think
Evan Hughes
Ran a charity for Satanism?
Samuel Campbell
Easton Evans
Sorry, rules are rules. You gotta guess or the mystery will live forever. I'm giving some pretty good hints, though. You don't have to guess exactly who I am, just what I did. Or rather, what I'm still doing.
No, nothing involving religion. Or sports. You've got the right idea, though. It was something unusual like that.
Robert Foster
Donald Trump?
Brody Walker
So do you live in the city of Windsor?
Austin Miller
David Etzel
Ian Gray
that wasn't a war. you still have a queen.
John Johnson
Oh lawd
Jackson Hill
Charity for... Slaughterhouse?
Dominic James
Do you have anything to do with Savate? Not your incident, but do you practice Savate for fun?
Carson Lopez
...
Julian Diaz
I do! You're getting close.
No.
No. I practice tarot for fun.
Wyatt Nelson
You bought all the aids drugs and charged 50 times as much?
Wyatt Edwards
Damn I thought that dude had it with the pedo named Fedora
Eli Williams
No. I just wear one. No kidding. I'll post a picture of me wearing one when you guess who I am.
I'll give you another hint. I post in r9k fairly regularly, and out myself there from time to time.
Jordan Fisher
Not government so it can't be Trudeau, and Ford is dead. Is this former Toronto mayor Ford contacting us from beyond the grave? Can you give him our best with your tarot cards?
Brody Rogers
You the guy who raised the all that money for that demonic ghost ritual thing?
Oliver Parker
Are you actually famous? Is anyone gonna care about the big reveal?
Ayden Cruz
...
David Bailey
I forgot what happened to ford
William Rodriguez
Canada, Fedora, unsuccessful political run. I thought I had it for sure.
Josiah Campbell
can you say what newspaper wrote the insulting article. And if you've said it already I missed it, skimmed the thread as fast as possible
Jackson Powell
I'm not even Canadian and I miss the guy
Isaiah Morgan
I do my tarot readings on a little folding table on the street. That's another hint about who I am.
No.
I've already told you, I'm just Wikipedia-famous and no one here will know who I am. It's what I *did* (and am still doing) which got a lot of media attention because they thought it was so strange. And at least one newspaper wrote some very mean things about me in an editorial.
Jayden Rivera
i know! u r a person
Jaxon Morales
Kek'd!
Owen Hall
Calgary Herald. And it was an editorial.
William Gray
Marty Gervais? At this point I'm just going through the notable people from Windsor wikipedia page.
Grayson Brooks
Notice me sempai guy?
Jonathan Foster
Same here....the entertainment factor alone was worth having him around
Xavier Baker
OP if this thread gets over 200 replies then tell us...
Dylan Lee
That's not "on every newspaper in the country"
Robert Adams
...
Leo Bell
You put your testicle in Hilarys mouth?
Wait no Hilarys dog's mouth
Parker Russell
Andrew Nellis?
Sebastian Jones
did you get stabbed op?
Asher Wilson
I. SEE. YOU.
It was in every major newspaper in the country. CBC, CTV, and lots of radio stations also covered it as an "odd news story." But the oddest thing is that it's actually happened twice. I did this once before somewhere else and got the same kind of attention. Then everyone forgot.
Benjamin Lopez
Scurry.
Isaac Harris
You said you were a candidate for something?
Matthew Sanders
Are you Terrance or Phillip?
Seriously though, have we heard of you outside of Canada? I don't mean Wikipedia, but televised news coverage
Luis Barnes
Well I'm going to make top Romen. Hopefully I don't miss this mediocre thread reveal
Nicholas Perez
>Andrew Nellis
this is probably it
Isaiah Johnson
BINGO! That's me. I'm curious, what finally gave me away?
Pic related: me, in fedora, as promised.
Zachary White
so wait, are you the dude from epic meal time?
Dominic Flores
but that state only gets as much press as our other quiet states like north dakota or new mexico so how would we ever know?
Aiden James
Just googled "Calgary Herald" "Editorial" "2015" "tarot"
Yay, I did a thing
David Carter
Kek
Ian Peterson
hahahah he wishes
William Morales
No. But he's awesome. (My beard is better, though.)
Parker Phillips
Great now I have to Google this cause I've never heard of you
Tyler Bennett
You're a real fat fuck, aren't you?
Dominic Perez
that don't seem too bad
Levi White
so you really are nobody after all. theres a reason why idaho, canada, north dakota and states like that are never in the major news outlets.
Jeremiah Sullivan
haven't watched it in years, just thought you looked like him from what I remember. Plus the whole canadian thing, thought it added up
Cameron White
>Does big reveal
Everyone leaves...