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>gril from interpals added me on jewbook and instagram
help

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I wonder would snoop dogg sign something from rustle

>those yellow teeth

Should I jerk off tonight or tommorow afternoon

who?

Why not both

i want to protect bajachan

Why am I reading this with Snoop Dogg's voice?

periscope.tv/chibbyimo/1gqxvRrdNkqxB?t=1h23m59s

watch this past the crying chick, it gets absolutely ebin

Back off punk!

go find her (him)

It's dark outside

Me as president

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>you will never experience even a fraction of Bieber's romantic escapades

I have a VERY important announcement for my fellow Canadians.

Our illustrious and magnanimous Prime Minister has let us mere citizens, that's right you and me, participate in deciding how our government should be!

mydemocracy.ca

Please take this test my fellow Canadians.

"She" is going to fuck you against the wall

>ywn be Bieber
>ywn be Bill Clinton

why even live?

Jesus Christ who is she

His """""""""masseuse"""""""""

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Is it working for anyone else?

you have a lot of nerve to still be here

This takes a whole new meaning now that she's lost.

I thought it was too late to post these memes desu.

Is Hildawg county where all those hikers keep seeing her?

you mean her interns

Still works for me

Lol yeah

IP was the best thing to ever happen to my own confidence and self respect

catch up with yourself if you run

zrumpf

I don't know if it's my anonymous browser letting me do this but I'm contributing to a Canadian voting site even though I'm American. Will Trudeau's secret service find me boyos?

Just found out my gf burned the coal back in high school

I am aghast lads, no idea what to do.

Tomorrow's fap wouldn't be as nice

What the fuck is this?

Political parties are free to assess diversity of their MPs when putting them up for vote in a riding.

But what possible say could the GOVERNMENT of Canada have over who is allowed to become a member of parliament and impose non-whitemale quotas?

Forgot my picture

BUMPF

I sign those WhiteHouse.gov petitions all the time.

Tell them to fuck off then, god knows we have enough pandering in this country.

I want to travel desu

yes

mildly ebin tabs btw

Alri dudes

D
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FOTB

11:59 and I just sent the paper in. God damn it I feel drained. I thought I would be happy but I got too weird/passionate in what I was writing about in a rush to get it in on time. I'm really ashamed about how it turned out, it reads like I'm a massive fucking fedorashitter who thinks what he thinks out of bitterness or insecurity rather than actual thought.

@68337018
>lads
>my gf
Take your satirical redditpost cuck fantasy the fuck out of here, Mr. Goldbergstein.

sounds like me freshman year

Now that she's lost I'm not half as triggered anymore by these memes and in some cases I even like them

You lost, nigger. Begone.
Same here. Preferably something like the Amazon or some other cool ass DIY exploration sort of place if I find the opportunity

Any plans for Christmas Eve here in /cum/?

if you were my wife we'd be traveling all around the world desu

There's an alternate reality where Trump did lose and retreated from the public eye forever. I hope the me in that world is doing okay.

For the first time in 4 years I won't be working over the Christmas break, don't know what to do with myself desu.

Yeah it would
That's what I've always learned is that just give it an hour and you're back in full swing
At least for me

Same. I think it's hilarious that some autists made them and the hillary pepe looks ridiculous and honestly, SAD!
That's why I posted them ITT. I think I will put all my election memes into a folder as part of history. Hillary pepes= cancer.

Snuggle boyfriend and enjoy the festivities

Drugs

How's the you in this reality doing

I'm visiting my family like every year. Afraid I won't be shining my comedic genius on you all.

;_;

Good because I'm freshman year. I always feel like I hover around actual quality/understanding of things but never get there. All my friends seem to be able to talk about philosophy and everything else much more articulately than me

Sit through the awkward family obligations, hope nobody notices me, and then go on /cum/ when they all go to bed desu

Truly the tears were the best part.

/:

pull a ten hour shift, most likely

It's always dark outside

There, did my part

Fuck me if Canada starts redefining the right to vote as an obligation to vote, lowers the voting age, and makes online voting, so every 16 year old shitposter can shitpost in Bernie Sanders-tier candidates to public office.

Gonna finish watching the 100 season 2 tonight lads

>Californians will never experience the joys of frostbite
Missing out t b h

I'll be shitposting here all night

good taste

>Trudeau gov't promotes ideas that will undoubtedly favour his party in future elections

Really fires the ol' neurons.

good lad

fuck the Libshits

not sure how it came up with this but ok

thanks

same here

>diverse & inclusive

End your life bud.

Winter is an awful season with snow and eggnog being the only upside.

>tfw Canada has no term limits
>tfw if Trudeau stays in office as long as King, we'd still have him in the year 2036, and he'd still be younger than both Trump and Clinton are today

REEEEEEE

what's your favorite chocolate bar? i think i like pic related the best

that's not a bar

I got that because I believed the more conservative candidates in Canada needed more representation asswipe

Or do you like your supreme(ly) tolerant Dictator of Canadistan?

Sup Forums isn't that bad

literally said I didn't give a shit about minorities and alphabet soup in parliament, online voting etc
I wouldn't be surprised if all the results were pinko shit desu

Sup Forums is that bad though

same kind of thing, individual sized chocolate snack

Sure Tyrone, I bet you wanted diversity quotas like an American University?

Also Turdeau is NOT my prime minister...

/int is the worst.

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pistachio pudding should be legal

Never liked those things. The chocolate is too hard and that pink goop tastes way way way too sweet.

Snacking is for normies, desu. I've never enjoyed eating when I didn't have to for nutritional sustenance. I never order popcorn at movies, I never buy chocolate bars or candies, I never get danishes or cake pops at starbucks, I never buy gum or twizzlers or cookies or chocolate croissants or any of that shit.

dark chocolate with salt and almonds desu

sounds disgusting

>I wouldn't be surprised if all the results were pinko shit desu

The results seem all seem to be some FB tier personality chart non-sense. They made fun of the site in today's Question Period.

Fuck niggers

>sounds disgusting
you have mental deformities

No other bars need apply.

is there an option to say that I wholeheartedly oppose all forms of democracy?

if not then there's no point in me taking the test

Just strongly disagree with all the appropriate questions.