>last friday i went to a funeral for the first time >mom of my dad's coworker had died and he wanted to show support >granddaughter is qt 3.14 and we're both 19 >though she cried a lot in there, she also had a good laugh while our families were talking >her dad is a very cool guy, told me stories about when he went to war, and looked like he felt better talking to me/us. >i knew the girl had a boyfriend but he wasn't there with her. >i tried to look at her as much as possible, not sure if she noticed, but didn't actually talked to her in private >we said bye with a kiss on the cheek >back home i found her facebook right away, but didn't want to add her that quickly >her boyfriend looks like a total gym jerk while I'm a geek, nerd, gamer, 8.8/10, virgin >I started to add some of her friends to get some mutuals >I fucking wanna steal her from that guy
Help me \b\ how should I proceed. I have a pretty good idea but it's always nice to hear opinions. Also drop your lesbians webms
Cooper Garcia
Obviously the best thing to do is ask for advice on Sup Forums you fucking beta autist fag
Gabriel Long
It's free ;) why wouldn't I
Jeremiah Reyes
you want to "steal" somebody's girlfriend. you are that fucking guy. you massive piece of shit of a human being, please kys.
Benjamin Torres
Well just add her and say hey
Advice from me is always free.
Jason White
Outbench her BF and then he will give you her, trust me
Jonathan Adams
He obviously doesn't deserve her. I must free her from his chains :)
David Edwards
how can i download and save that .webm?
also related pics vids?
Luke Brooks
Fuck off chad
Jack Cruz
Dude wtf how're u even using a computer
Brandon Stewart
please be fucking bait... what makes you think he doesn't deserve her? what makes you think that YOU DO? you obviously have a delusional and inflated self image. she just had a family member die, and you are going to try and take advantage of her being vulnerable like that? just fucking kill yourself... jesus fucking christ...
Robert Ward
not anymore faggot cough up $10
Chase Ward
>he doesn't know how Sup Forums get's their girls
Ryder Evans
Okay, i have no idea if he deserves her or not. But I'm tired of being a virgin and I don't want to fucking pay a whore. If I can do it I will, and if I can't at least I fucking tried
Lincoln Russell
Get a whore it's easy and cheaper
Cameron Butler
Lesson: if you think you "deserve" another person, you're a piece of shit. If you think you deserve her more than whoever she's already involved with, you are a fucking massive smelly piece of shit. Reconsider your autistic smut delusions
Jordan Nelson
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Christian Cook
how do you reduce your decisions to either: 1) pay a whore; 2) try and steal somebody's gf?
you know there are other ways to get laid, right?
David Cooper
Craigslist
Wyatt Scott
>8.8/10 >Virgin Sure, buddy.
Chase Barnes
explain, pls
Christopher Barnes
hell yeah... been there and done that, brother.
Robert Rodriguez
He's most likely -5/10
Thomas Ward
Have you ever heard of social anxiety?
Juan Ward
Lol what a load of bull shit
Ian James
have you ever head of being a sociopath? how did you even come up with the 8.8/10 figure?
Tyler James
Is there anymore of them? Those two are hot
Noah Reyes
It doesn't matter how good looking you are if you can't build up the courage to face a stranger and get her to notice you. But that's done already.
Hudson Ortiz
Honest self rate
Jace Robinson
so you don't have the balls to approach somebody, but you have the balls to friend mutual friends on facebook so you can try and "steal her" somehow? get a fucking life.
Michael Hall
And what's wrong with sociopaths?
Oliver Foster
:| yeah, i fucking bet.
Benjamin Parker
>Honest
Kevin Ortiz
Honest my fucking ass.
If you're an "8.8/10" even with social anxiety you could've fucked a girl right now
Quit lying because you're behind a computer screen.
Bentley Richardson
Stop being such a faggot. You dont knoe the guy. You wait your turn, which will be never beta fag
Angel Stewart
I don't fucking go out. I do Photoshop works and website editing to earn money from home. I don't know anyone in my city...
Anthony Clark
If you can steal her, good for you. If she's able to be stolen then she really doesn't care for him. Go for it.
Adam Powell
autistic comment award. You beta fucking creep
Austin White
Then go out instead of trying to steal some other guys girlfriend, you autistic fuckboy.
Josiah Rivera
Craigslist buddy use it to have sex with anyone or anything
Josiah Baker
Kek
Connor Howard
sounds like you're a real catch. she will definitely leave her bf for you........
Jacob Watson
I went to the park once and sat there alone, watching people passing by. Everyone seems to be minding their own business.
Tyler Sanders
There's so many chicks out there. Stop being a beta and find one who doesn't have a man already.. Seriously falling for chicks who already have guys is just an excuse kissless virgins use to continue their kissless life.
Go meet a chick that doesn't have a boyfriend bitch. Also you will never successfully steal her unless you're significantly better than him. If he goes to the gym and you don't.. newflash: You aren't better than him. He takes care of his body. Sounds like you don't.
Why not find a chick that doesn't have a boi-frend? Waddup.
Carson Martinez
LoL your parents shielded you from experiencing funerals until you were 19 LoL
Bernie voter detected
Chase Walker
If this is OP than lol. But I'd bet this is bait. 7/8 mate, just great.
Brody Parker
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Wyatt Rogers
Hahhahahaha
Ethan Nguyen
solid 5/7 bait
Ethan Butler
you just don’t deserve her, and if she fancies you (low probability) she doesn’t deserve her bf.
my advice: grow some balls, if are ugly get smarter, if are ugly and dumb then please, please don’t get laid, stick with masturbation.
Jason Robinson
Just buy a fleshlight or a onshore faggot
Alexander Adams
You fucking niggers, you know what. I don't give a flying fuck of what you think. Just wanted to make the thread and have a laugh at your answers. Thanks 4 the keks
Sebastian Reyes
No shit because it's a park faggot go to a bar/pub
Zachary Nelson
post pic we are the decider of the rate
Grayson Anderson
Cared enough to post telling us that you don't care... you confused on the meaning of not caring goofy boi
Kayden King
Just add her if you want to But you are making sand castles man, you're just going to spend a lot of energies on something that will just provide you some good faps. Maybe you can try to hang out with her when she is over with her boyfriend (and btw you are kind of an idiot for just judging people on physical appearance)
Juan Anderson
Reroll
Parker Campbell
There you go. It's me maario
Liam Green
Nah m80 wheres that $10
Ryder Perez
I'm going to call you a faggot because this is Sup Forums. You're a faggot. Faggot
Eli Thomas
punchable-face/10
Eli Collins
What makes you think she'd want to date siamese identical twins
Carson Wood
thanks, dude :D
Jaxon Cooper
Cuz were not your personal army faggot, hope that guy cracks your jaw , so u know shit ain't rly sweet,
But seriously tho just find another girl
Eli Williams
4/10 no offense but are the kind of boy that would probably say “sorry my fault” if someone crash ur parked car
6/10 if u weren’t retarded
just give up kid, even if u were brad pitt a girl likes confidence, the other possibility is just look for an autistici girl, nice couple u gonna be
Dylan Ramirez
Dis massive cock I gave yo mamma last night
Charles Kelly
>Total gym jerk
>8.8/10
>Nerd
Shut up beta faggot stop being jealous of whAt a real man conquered. Also calling your self a gamer is the gayest 12 year old fuck boy thing to do. Who isn't a "gamer" weirdo? I live in infantry barracks and every room has a gaming PC and a console so stop acting like just cuz you have no social skills muscle mass and bad vision you can use "gaming" as a quirky little defining point for your empty life.
Eli Kelly
>this fucking thread OP you have a lot of growing up to do. You're self-centered, narcissistic, and have a poor understanding of relationships. But you're 19, so that's basically par for the course. Just take an honest, hard look at yourself and try to quell that ego so you don't get the shit beaten out of you/don't have to cringe too much when you're older and remembering this shit.
Grayson Morris
I think the term you're looking for is Narcissistic
Julian Myers
Find a nice girl, spend the evening with her... What's so hard about that?
Samuel Wright
This is some Minority Report shit. Do we kill OP for the future good of civilization now or do we wait for some state to pony up millions of dollars for this guy's future deathrow stint?
Joshua Murphy
Hey, can I get a link of the first video, I can't do webms while on mobile.
Carson Martinez
Alright Sup Forumsro, since everybody else here has been such fucking pussy faggot gay ass white knight homo bitch faggot fuck retard dipshit dumbhead fuckshits I will give you your glorious orders.
>1. Add her on facebook ASAP you you still have your fucking faggot shit in common to talk about from your gay ass funeral experience you had together >2. Talk about your faggot ass conversations you already had or whatever. Talk about how you liked this and that and omg that was so funny so sad...etc >3. GO TO A FUCKING MOVIE >4. Pay really really really close attention to her. SHE ALREADY LIKES YOU. YOU WILL NOT ATTEMPT TO TOUCH HER OR MAKE ANY FUCKING ADVANCES UNTIL I TELL YOU TO. BY THIS POINT YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE ZERO FUCKING ADVANCES OF ANY KIND WHATSOEVER. AT THIS POINT SHE IS JUSTIFYING EVERYTHING THAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN IN HER HEAD, IF YOU ATTACK PREMATURELY SHE WILL RETREAT. >5. Death to traitors and heretics, she is yours by the emperor's will >6. take her somewhere to sit and talk about the movie. >7. keep talking until she says it is time for her to go home. >8. if you have made ANY advances by this point I will fucking cut your face off. >9. you are about to hug her then kiss her. Pray to your Lord for his support, blessings are with your for destroying her barbarian shit retard boyfriend. >10. you will pull up to her house >11. you will talk to her outside of your car until she decides it is time to go >12. you will hug her a little bit longer then normal, you will keep one hand on her waist and place your other on her neck/face and kiss her. >.13 victory is yours
Gott Mit Uns
Christian Parker
Do you think I do it because of jealousy? Life gave me the opportunity and I'm just rolling with it. Also yes I said gamer, don't see anything wrong on that.
Mason Bell
Too soon with that advice, user. Tsk tsk.
Justin Martin
Poor boy, you should die before you reproduce >greentext
Jaxson Ross
you have never used your penis have you
Oliver Thomas
You don't fucking get it, do you? We're ripping on OP because we know exactly what kind of person he is and therefore that there's no way in hell this girl will go for him.
Jordan Garcia
Fucking love you, little homo, imma copy paste this shit and study each move. Thx nigger
Hudson Foster
>don't fucking look at her too much. Don't fucking stare into her eyes, don't try to play footsie, don't fucking touch her, never fucking tell her you like her, just talk, do stuff then KILL KILL KILL. Infiltrate and destroy.
Gott Mit Uns
Nathan Sullivan
Kill yourself
Samuel Stewart
Hug? Lol, just lol this troll...
Colton Stewart
dubz don't lie
Josiah Collins
I just don't get why you are defending the civilians against a Sup Forumstard. do you jack off to being a homo defending traitor? fucking newfag
Colton Martin
Alright, so listen here. What you need to do is find out everything about her, stuff like: Does she have a cat? What's her favorite colour? Can she sleep through her parents being brutally murded? After that you start killing off her family one by one and attend each funeral until you have the balls to ask her on a date.
Juan Barnes
you're the one balls deep in fake ass nigger pop culture you race mixing kike
Jack Murphy
These are my favorite threads Everything fails
Jack Anderson
>my fucking sides >cant breath
Lincoln Hill
sauce?
Caleb Bell
You envy what he has and see a chance to ascertain it. It won't work but it's a free country do What you want.
"I'm a gamer" is like saying "I own a cell phone". Yeah guy, we all do. Its not special nor does it define you.
Jason Sanchez
Gotcha
Christopher Taylor
Damn OP is getting ripped apart
Matthew Wood
Deep inside i wanna do this so bad, that'll be beautiful
Isaiah Torres
I know, i know.. oh shit waddup
Isaiah Brown
beta as fuck
Lucas Sullivan
Rolling for nerdy stalker, never gets laid
Adrian Butler
No worries m8, getting noticed by b-senpai is all that matters. Threads with no replies at all are no fun
Robert Taylor
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Kayden Bennett
This is not good advice bro. Download some real social dynamics shit if you need girl advice. You want to be constantly touching her and shit to make her comfortable with it when you move in for the kill. You'll get rejected quick with a "i have a boyfriend" or "we're just friends" if you surprise her with that shit.
Then again, to try is better than to sit at home and masturbate to her facebook. So whatever makes you give it a shot. Still, highly recommend finding a single chick because it will increase your odds of success significantly.