Hey Sup Forumsros, how do I pick up curvy IRL waifus like this?

Hey Sup Forumsros, how do I pick up curvy IRL waifus like this?

With your legs. You'll fuck your back up with that much weight.

with your dick.

Forklift?

I love them very much. Dont be rude.

>implying

>implying implications

>implicating implied implications implicatingly

>kill yourself quillu chan

>fuk u ari chan desu :))

A harpoon

You do know there's a difference between curvy and a fat fuck right? Thar be a manatee.

A crane.

Fuckin' better use a back belt at least. This shit'll give you a hernia.

took a crane to get it out.

>waifu
>irl
Get the fuck out of here and pick up a chick at a bar or a shitty night club.

Kek

alot have low confidence, just strike up a conversation with them and ask for their number. they'll love you're not hitting on their hot friend.

this

kek

>A lot

try ALL.

A fatty will let you stick your fist in her ass, right after you say "hello" to her in the burger king line.

>implying they have any friends

Cake on a stick

feed it

hang out at mcdonalds and follow the sweat smell

You're not supposed to feed the animals user.

most fewhales like bigger dicks because their is a good amount of fat your dick has to go through before it reaches the blowhole

I would fuck that from behind with no protection. Daaaamn, she must have a lot of self esteem to take a picture of her self like that.

youre also not supposed to have sex with them, yet here we are...

thats not curvy thats fat