Ask an FBI special agent who goes on Sup Forums in their free time anything...

Ask an FBI special agent who goes on Sup Forums in their free time anything. Not going to answer anything I'm not supposed to, so don't ask.

I may provide proof of my badge later, I just don't like connecting my phone to my computer to upload shit.

why are you a liar?

I don't know except that I'm not? Ask me real questions and then judge for yourself.

bingo

Does being publicly cucked by a fashion company feel bad?

Are people getting stupider?

Are you gay

Why do you think we will ever believe you without proof?

Not involved with that.

No idea.

No.

Like I said, I may add proof later. You can just judge me as you will for now.

Goes without saying

Does the governement dead out minds?

Will Hillary be indicted?

Was 9/11 an accident?

What's your thoughts on gun control? I think it's a conspiracy designed to make the stupid feel safe.

Bump for interest though

As an FBI you must have some serious pizza cred. What is the best pizza?

Personal opinion: probably not.

Nigger this Sup Forums, prove it then we will talk. Tits and timestamp

Yeah, I conceal carry.

Hawaiian pizza.

This is a silly question for a fed. With a very obvious answer

No full blood Italian would say hawaiian, you fraud

doesnt the FBI monitor your internet and shit to specifically prevent their agents from going on websites like this? dont they polygraph you regularly about that shit

But will you enforce it when it reaches ridiculously autistic levels of regulation?

Any opinion on the potential change from .40 back to 9?

Do you know anything the public should know but can't tell them anyway?

Jet fuel cant melt steel.

When did he say he was Italian?

YOU. SHUT. UP. FAGGOT
I COULD HAVE YOU ARRESTED AND PUT AWAY WITHOUT A TRIAL
SHUT THE FUCK UP

why do you guys want to watch everyone fap

Kek

are an actual special agent or just an IT dude? whats your special skill out of the 4 they want? age? previous work experience in law enforcement? how long have you been an agent?

I DON'T NEED TO SHOW PROOF

I COULD HAVE YOU FAGGOTS ARRESTED FOR CALLING OBAMA A NIGGER

Which field office are you based out of?

Hey OP, I'm 20 and live in Chicago. I'm interested in possibly pursuing a career with the FBI. I'll be starting school for criminal justice and forensic science/criminal psych next year. Any advice? P.s. you're a fag.

ur mom

Pretty sure you're a nigger...and not OP. Fuck off faggot

How many black people have you killed?