Didn't they invent the sport?

didn't they invent the sport?

why are they so bad at it?

rooney was pretty good

we invented so much shit, can't be the best at everything

man down

Like capitalism which america is better

They codified. The shit it was played since the Mayans.

Because we also invented "bottling it"

why are people celebrating a draw so much? are you that scared that england are going to win?

>Like capitalism which america is better
>better

Because we find a local dementia patient from the hospital and put them in charge of the team

didn't we invent football hooliganism?

why are we so bad at it?

Best holigans are the turks

>England
>Best at anything

>knifing people in the back
that's not really hooliganism, that's just murder

Canada invented basketball

And England has yet to respond.

>Losing 1-1 to Russia

We're the best at riding round in a circle on a bicycle. The only sports America's good at are the ones only they do.

>getting BTFO by the subhuman soviets ever

Err, that was 36 years ago now, and also the last time the US won a major international tournament.

>Good players
>Shit tactics

>the city of you

we are good at swimming

>we

nah slavs are

>women's sports

Literally no one cares about women's sports

Tbf all the proper English hooligans were banned from entering euro contests

Swimming is our sport. Fuck off

Not anymore. you were absolute trash at the last olympics

ELITE TIER

Russia
Turkey
Poland
Balkans
Hungary
Uruguay

DECENT TIER

Italy
Germany
France
Netherlands
Argentina
Greece
Portugal

LITERALLY WHO TIER

Sweden
Norway
USA
Mexico

CHAT SHIT, GET BANGED TIER

>England

>ONE (1) good cyclist in the past fiftty years
>suddenly think your shithole country ccompares with the likes of Belgium or Spain

>the thorpedo can even wash phelps' speedo

>CHAT SHIT, GET BANGED TIER
>>England

based burger

Yes murdering leeds fans is top tier hooliganism. Fuck off and die turkroach

>leeds fans

Nothing of value was lost.

So, Englel isn't even the best at losing?

Italy and Portugal never seem to have traveling hooligans, correct me if I'm wrong. France either. It's always the slav countries and the UK.

I don't know about travelling, but Lazio fans are pretty hardcore.

Not doubting the toughness of some Italians, they can be hard as fuck, believe me I'm one of them (muh heritage). It's just that I never heard of them causing trouble at international tournaments.