depression hours never end edition
/brit/
*drops nothing*
i don't have any gimmicks :(
:(
*drops will to live*
woahhoho watch out lads, piping hot new gimmick coming thro-OUWOAAAHH
*falls arse over tit on my way into /brit/*
hi I'm also impression
2bh
*drops an anvil comically on my goolies*
What are you guys doing to Brendan Fraser? He looks like he's given up on life.
ahh yes sir bartle frere
is this you?
you all have weak jawlines
SOPHIE tomorrow night lids
*drops trousers*
i don't think i will ever be able to see MSF without thinking "militaires sans frontieres" instead of "medecins sans frontieres"
corr i wish
stop banging on about that as if it were actually a thing
*my eyes widen as your willy flops out onto my face*
my oh my
Yeah, shit the bed again FFS
Purse your lips around your bottom front 3 teeth and take a deep, powerful breath
not a problem
*gives kim & aggy a bell*
come on darlings let get this mess cleared up
...
>front 3 teeth
alri Tom
Started coughing, retched, almost threw up
Something really wrong with me
Imagine having to manually breathe
Bottom front 3 you toss
why are sexual abusers always gay or at least bi?
fuck just got here
looks like i missed out on an epic new gimmick
got called a paki because I have a good tan
youtube.com
absolute banger
because they're sexual deviants and that's all homosexuality really is
you know what's gay and stupid?
brits
*drops mic stand*
is it gay to like chick flicks?
>we're worried that you'll find a full time job that pays 80k a year and then leave our company
ah yes, the current going rate for arts graduates
no it's just bad film taste
Chain smoking beedies 'til his brain's broken completely
Get back on his feet, work out, and eat some wheaties
is it gay to lick chick dicks?
youtube.com
>Wiley
>Long Barrel.BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP.
not if you watch them with a chick
I put myself on the uberman sleep cycle so that I never miss any gimmicks
absolutely smashed this aussie runt student outside the spoons last night, he was going on about how aussies are superior and I gave him a swift kick to the forehead, absolutely destroyed the cunt, told the lads big deano, smitthy, alex and sean to lay into the cunt, last I heard he was still in a&e
haha fucking aussies
wish wikipedia would just run ads instead of annoying me with this e-begging bollocks
got called a virgin doing the virgin walk to my virgin job
my adblock filters it by default
i can hear bells ringing in my ears
won't stop
have work in less than 2 hours
FUCKS SAKE
want to be a neet again
@68341088
don't believe i asked for your input, nonce
grind a paracetamol up and lace it onto a cotton bud and stick it into your ear
check your Adblock privilege
what adblock you using lad?
>finished work at 7am
>just got in at 8am
>work at 5pm
>going to sleep soon
you know nothing
came out of the doctor's office and there was some fat old prick in the waiting room who shook is head at me
should've decked his baby boomer arse right there and then but i didn't because i'm a pussy
Not much has changed.
nothing wrong with chick flicks
ps have you seen the new episodse of gilmore girls
adblock ultimate
Not saying it's the best, seems pretty good though, if any get through a right click will send it away forever.
whats your job
Why did he shake his head at you?
Are you a fatty?
nightshift manager for a supermarket
oy vey
professional virgin
nah, he was probably just annoyed because he was next and i came out a bit later than i was supposed to and it kept him waiting for a few extra minutes
old people are so fucking entitled
Can't believe are Jezza has been run over lads :/
>buy dad expensive present for christmas
>excited to give it to him
>starts swearing and being angry for no reason
>no longer want to give him present
Hate my dad
mentally ill cunt
I donate nothing
Doing a deep think
Everyone is a moron except me.
Watched a really fascinating documentary last night desu about how the USA sis basically building bases EVERYWHERE around China in South Korea, Japan, etc so that they can bomb them within a moment's notice if need be.
haha
quite enjoy these hours and the couple preceding
always maximum comfy when all the new world normies are asleep and the old world ones are slaving away so that mr goldstein can afford his 7th yacht
But I have a gf.
Made me breakfast lunch this morning.
Very nice map.
fuck off normie twat
woke up and my cock was twitching and dribbling
good map
broke into this bender's house and tossed him off a bit in his sleep haha what a bender
this
i'm racist lads
...
havin gf troubles lads
I already wanked this morning :x
my gf is a pastry chef and has a pet eel
me too
should I give the prozzie girl I fucked it with another crack?
If all my blankets aren't aligned properly I can't sleep reeeeeee
my gf bakes a lot desu
>duvet bunched into one side of the cover
ROOOOOOOO
>going bald
hmm yes, this will definitely speed up my suicide
give us her ad you selfish cunt
maybe she's born with it
maybe it's maybelline
never understood the pixie dreamgirl shite
zooey deschanel's characters all piss me off
pics
>number 1
>billionaires
Rest of the world are you even trying?
my gf is a bakeress
8-ish months until I'm in the uk fugging slags, lads
...
>Pakistan
>gay porn
Fucking kek.
Just got called a nappy-ripper in Geordie Jeans.
you're welcome
t. russia
@68341465
Oh great, more third world shitskins
post pictures of modern art