Post ur best greentexts

post ur best greentexts

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did not see that coming.
>slowclap.gif

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saw this one tonight

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That's it for me.
Enjoy your bump.

>Incest is bestcest
Summer summed up

best one i have

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does anyone have the ad for the crib built for a midget

Bump it up

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Nice one

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Comedy gold.

top kek

I love this guy.

Did you read it all the way through? It's funny, not summerfag.

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FUCKING FROGDAD

Fucking classic

This just me me kek and snort in the fucking dentist waiting room

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gib me more greentexts

I shall contribute

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Kek. Saved

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Moaaaarrrrrrrrrrr

Bumperios

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All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere

Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you,
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very, very
Mad world, mad world

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shit shit shit

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another bump
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Holy shit, if this were real I would burn that motherfucker's house.

Not best but found today

whatever

Anyone have that greentext where this guy falls in love with his cousin over a vacation to her house. They ate lucky charms i believe all the time and at the end the guy says he cant eat lucky charms anymore because it makes him think if her but he keeps a box anyway just in case. I've only ever seen it once so i guess its a rare greentext

Mine, not to good but
>Watching Go diego go
>Sitting next to pet hamster
>Tornado Warning comes on
>Rush downstairs to the bumker
>Realize I forgot Carmen the Hamster
>Tornado is voer
>Go back upstaits
>Tv and hamster are gone
>Where on earth is carmen and diego?

Are you autistic?

hahaha lol nice meme friend :^) xddddddd

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Don't believe in yourself, believe in ignacio who believes in you.

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>got out of bed and threw zelda game case at the wall

VIDYA GAEMS!!

another bump
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Bumpareeno, Friendareenos

Bump.

Surely some faggot has more.

I wish I did. Already posted all mine :(

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more greentext pls

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Bump

Does anybody have the Billl Cosby is love Bill Cosby is life

I dont

Yeah same

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there was one I had, not sure if I've still got it but... it was how user fucked is sister.
>sister makes gloryhole for bf, in wardrobe
>sister asks if he has a condom, he doesnt
>he leaves to get condom
>calls user and says to tell sis that he got arrested for drunk driving
>user goes upstairs
>decides fuket
>sister says from wardrobe, 'that was quick'
>puts dick in gloryhole
>fucks sister
>cums inside her
>few months later
>sister contacts bf
>'I'm pregnant'
>bf: when did that happen
>that night that we used the wardrobe and you went out for condoms
>....
>user got found out
>to be continued
I'll see if I can find actual greentext

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ok, here it is
>be me, 17
>have 8/10 sister
>nice tits
>decent ass
>never thought of fucking her
>day after school ended one summer
>her bf are over, mom and dad go out to a birthday party
>just me, her and her boyfriend
>they go upstairs
>obvi whats going to happen next
>i follow them because im intrigued in this shit
>they talk about making a gloryhole in the closet
>wtfisagloryhole.jpg
>20mins go by, her bf is done using the drill
>"okay its done, get in"
>what the fuck is done????
>i hear my sister go into her closet and close the door
>door has a hole the size of a fucking apple
>he unzips, sticks it in here
>gets splinters on his dick
>lel.png
>he pulls out, looking for tape to put around the hole
>no tape
>decides to go to walmart to get duct tape
>tells my sister to be a good little slut and stay in the closet
>he turns the lights off on his way out
>he leaves
>i go back downstairs, nothing interesting here
>he calls me by accident, meant to call my sister
>just got pulled over for DUI, will be going to jail
>kek.gif
>"yeah ill tell her what happened and we'll bail you out"
>i go back upstairs
>sister is still in the closet
>whole is still there
>igotanidea.webm
>dick is diamonds
>heart is racing
>i unzip
>i shove my dick in the hole hoping she doesnt notice its me
>room is still dark btw

Fresh from a different thread

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cont.
>she said "that was quick"
>starts licking my dick
>ohfuck.html
>sucking my dick
>im grunting trying to keep quiet
>she goes faster
>all the sudden she stops
>ohshit.png
>i hear her sliding her pants off
>spits on my dick
>i can feel my dick going into her pussy
>she slowly pushed on it with her ass
>she moans
>shes fucking me from inside the closet
>we do this for a while
>im about to cum
>itsabigone.jpg
>i cum inside her
>she freaks out
>"you know im not on the pill you fucking asshole"
>i pull out and zip up
>she runs out of the closet, lights are STILL off btw
>runs into the bathroom to clean up
>i go downstairs to watch tv
>15 minutes after she cleaned my cum out of her pussy she comes down
>"where did he go" she asked me
>"he said he never wanted to see you again and he said youre ugly as fuck" i replied
>she actually believes me
>we hug, she cried, she went upstairs
>i went down to the PD to bail him out

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