I fucked up, user. I do not know how to mitigate the embarressment, so I will be straight up:
>be last week waiting at bus stop on way home >qt3.14 girl I know from school walks up >stumble over my tongue: "h-hi!" >she does not even notice me, because earphones >she wears nice skirt >awkwardly stand next to her for couple of minutes >bus arrives >she steps up to buy ticket from driver >I stand directly behind her >notice her skirt is wedged into her butt crack >pull it out >oh_shit!_what_did_I_do.jpg >she turns around giving me the what the fuck look >spaghetti start dripping >she turns back to the driver >I think: "okay, she did not like that" >push her skirt back into her butt crack >she turns around, yelling, swearing >don't know what do, panic >try to play it cool: "n-nice s-skirt!" >turn awkwardly, run off, walk 4 miles home >fake beeing sick for next week to avoid school
What do now? Should I try to friend her on FB to smooth things over?
Levi Reed
That is the most idiotic thing I ever read on this board. At any point in this progression of events you had a chance to correct your course of action, but you choose not to. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having witnessed you. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Julian Reyes
that is some autistic masterpiece. I think people would actually pay to see these breathtaking ammounts of stupid. I am in awe.
Bentley Scott
Bump, because people need to see this and learn from Anons example.
Jonathan Lewis
holy fuck user...
James King
What? What the actual... are you retarded? I mean, like in literally mentally impaired?
Isaac Perry
...
Justin Butler
...
Jace Wilson
this is horrendous, sir.
Jace Davis
And this is how you turn a green text thread into a reaction face thread
John Lewis
No you fool. Do not add her. Avoid her like the plague. If you see her coming, pull an immediate 360 and walk away. There is nothing you can do to salvage this. Any further effort will only make things worse.
Christian Thomas
No way this ever happened
Tyler Jackson
>immediate 360 kek
Brody Morales
i imagine this guy spinning in place every time he sees this girl now
Jackson Wood
immediate 360° zozzle
Parker Nguyen
OP could say he was high as balls.
Brandon Rogers
None of what you just said happened. OP is a lying faggot.
Hunter Morgan
Stop lying you fucking nigger. This was posted by someone else yesterday in a autism thread, fucking nigger
Isaiah Morris
You obviously do not know how this works. >see her >do a 360 >moonwalk away
