Good morning Sup Forums

Good morning Sup Forums

My baby mama's hot as fuck little sister is staying with us until Tuesday afternoon, how do I get her on this dick? She likes me, thinks I'm funny, we talked about sex a little and said she hasn't had it in over 2 years and that it's been killing her. What do?

Bumping with my personal milf here for ya

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Anyone got any input??

Cmon you mother fuckers y'all got time to call op a fag and eachother niggers all day but no time to help a Sup Forumsro acquire some win.

continue flirting, talk about sex more often then get her drunk and fuck her

You grossed everyone out with that whale.

Aight nigga let's see what you're tossing that sorry excuse for a dick in then?

This. Helpful. How do I continue flirting and all that shit without coming off weird as fuuuuuuck?

tell jokes, stories about your "friends" funny and hot sex stories. ask her if she has those kind of stories.. if she opens up, you can go further more,

"baby mama"

fuck of nigger

Just jerk it off and forget about it

her bod looks shitty, but i'm usually more turned on by non-pornstar looking bods with fucked up nipples and cellulite, so i think she's a good lay.

sounds like you're in already, ask her what dat mouth do

Turn white

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She weighs like 90 lbs and I'm 205 5'11''

I want to pick it up toss it around and destroy it.

I'm very white, actually..

Start making out with that parrot on the wall and tell her there's room for one more...

Top kek

Try to tickle her, get next to her on the couch and show something funny on your phone and then youll just lay an elbow on her thighs while showing and start to slowly rub it but like really slow so it doesnt come over like creep and could be done with " hes not doing it intentionally" in case she doesnt like it

Only on the outside. Only someone with a nigger mind would do sobering as dishonorable as what you're suggesting.

Enjoy those child support payments.

Racism is dead.

she's fat and grotesque. Kill yourself

ha

>dishonorable
I am a trash human.
I know it
I enjoy it