Anyone else /premature/ejaculation/ here? Got any tips on how I can last longer in bed?

Anyone else /premature/ejaculation/ here? Got any tips on how I can last longer in bed?

Away from GF for a month and keen to surprise her when I get back

try to come even faster, that will surprise her

I bet she's sucking other Dick bro

Very few steps required to last longer in bed
Step 1- buy gun with ammunition
Step 2- kill yourself

Just cum and keep going.

It's worked for me. 14 kids later and she doesn't suspect a thing.

Just get a GF ugly af like I have. Can easily go for hours, depending on stamina. Downside is I always have to manually finish the job.

find her someone who is a real man in bed

just cum n keep going
as u keep going inside pussy ur dick wont be small so she cant realize u already cum

watch gay porn dude
> when fucking her think about it

Desensitization spray or cream. Works wonders, just don't let her blow you or her mouth will go numb.

but thats gay

SSRI antidepressants delay ejaculation as a common side effect. Def does it for me. Get escitalopram if you can (Lexapro).

Think about some fatass newfag user fucking his 500 pound feminist landwhale girlfriend, if that doesn't make you last longer nothing will

Masterbate 2x a day for the next month. Maybe by the end of it you'll be slightly more desensitized to lady parts

Discharge a couple of practice rounds before, otherwise use a gel/cream
>Lignocaine
>Xylocaine

sure is ....but OP is too
>whats your point

If he doesn't already do that I think he is already doomed.

Robotripping will shut you up tight and make you diamonds

This is how one gets the gay

Check'd kek'd and second'd

Yes it will also make you move like a robot and if r9k has taught me anything bitches love robots.

Just slow down op it's not a race also pro tip: I like to think of every pokemon and their attacks I can remember

try ballin them ass cheeks n pullin em in

Use a thick condom. Masturbation before fucking will buy you time.

user I think I love you.
You just gave me the biggest kek boner I've had all evening.

what no cocaine?
nothing i mean nothing will keep lasting longer except that gay porn idea

Until you start to make sexualized teams in your head.

Heracross with cock slide, megaporn, arm thrust, cock smash etc

apply a deathgrip to your penis while masturbating. will get your sensitivity down.

Drink bleach before sex. It works wonders for me. Just fill up about a shot glass, get it down (this is the tough part) and go! I last longer and can go all night. You're welcome OP happy fuckin'. ;)

post pic of your partner, we can't come up with solutions without her pic.
medical purpose, of course.

Glad I could help fag :)

Now go horn drill that pussy!

nice trips man
> this must be the answer

>>cock slide
Keks

Kek boner guy here. I'm not OP, I have not had my penis inside a vagina in quite some time now. I am very lonely in that aspect of my life. Your funny comment made me happy. I'm just another user. Thank you user, you truly are a God amongst men. You are a good fag.

Been waiting my whole life to hear that thanks fag I'm complete... good luck with your dry spell

Tons of actually hilarious advice here.

If you're for real, then do these: when you're peeing, practice starting and stopping several times.

When masturbating, practice going as long as you can. If you're close, then slow down but don't stop, try to keep going but control it.

Lastly, supresss your penis during sex. It sounds weird, but you won't lose the erection unless you're a faggot and it'll keep you going.

Masturbate more, but I mean MORE. I jerked off maybe once a day, sometimes every other day. Now I jerk off 2 times a day plus sex with gf and it works. Jerk off even when you don't feel like it. PE happens literally because you're too horny.

Also, when I drink a couple of beers I can instantly last as long as I want to, so that's also an option.

Once you've last longer a couple of times during sex you get more confident about it. I already came by the thought of cumming too fast... Good luck OP.

Sniff some speed, also give u more stamina

underrated post

When you masturbate last for at least 20 minutes. Multiple times you should bring yourself close and then stop fapping and try to lose your boner as quick as you can

Helped me

You're welcome fag, I only fuck with the best. Also thanks my dry spell will end eventually.
I love you.

...

Clench every muscle in your dick and hold in your orgasm slightly. You'll get about 50% of that post-orgasm "oh, I can think clearly now" so you can use that to up your game, make her cum once, and then rally one more time and cum together.

Me and my ex-girlfriend regularly have mutual orgasms, and our sex is the best we've ever had.

jesus christ,just say she is so hot you can't help it and go in for round 2 you faggot.

It makes her pussy go numb too even more so than your dingus ya dingus

Stick a needle through your wee-wee everytime you're about to bust. Should do the trick. Either that or the exact opposite.

why'd you split up then?

The edge is sharp with this one

Please do not breed you ignorant fuck

Imagine your grandma naked, shitting on your cock. Oh no wait that's to stop me losing my erection. Sorry, you're fucked m8.

I can confirm this fucking works.

This only works for me while fucking my Gf. Think about how you want to please her and make her cum. Don't think about how good what you feel or that you want to cum at the same time. Think only about what see feels and what she wants.

true that, but when a friend does it for you its 2X weiner

Which brands are thick?

This in so many ways

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