Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
Syndra claimed
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wew lad I go play Overwatch and come back to a lewd thread
Sup Forums meme.
claiming Sue
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
I'm sleepy and tired but still here. Minimal lewds pls.
>My mainframe can't handle it
kagami claimed....
Pissed the beta is over today and I gotta wait like 15 more days.
Lewds.
Claimed
Thank you Syndra.
And with that I'm off to rest. See y'all later.
All of it.
Have you bought the game? I was on the fence before the beta but I think i'll buy it now
gonna preorder it today and yeah I was on the fence too but it's actually pretty fun and a good change from the cod/battlefield shit
Vanilla claims are the best.
Yes.
homu claims are the best!!
>im more of a strawberry guy myself kek
hi!!
Played the beta myself. How the hell do you deal with a Bastion sitting on the moving payload?
Dammit man what the hell did I just say
Guess who?
>lewds pls
>Homu clams
I wish you could try that someday
>Strawberry
Me too! Strawberry makes any icecream combination better.
Desu desu ?
The Spanish Inquisition?
I usually play as Hanzo and snipe his ass while halfway hiding behind something
Close
Pic related
Bing bong.
Sill not sure i can justify £30 for it tho
Pharrah/Junkrat/76 Alt fire are all good
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hahahaa!!! i wonder what they taste like, someday for sure lol
strawberry anything is good, but you gotta have strawberry icecream lol
Momma seaport let me eat that ass~
Something about being active.
Homu my love
President of my heart.
Sure, but the pussy's reserved for someone else, which is me. I don't think you'd mind anyways.
Pretty hot waifu, user.
Juri.
Butts.
Still not claiming snowday Syndra
How long has this been going on now user?
Step up
Thank you. It's just frustrating to have my lovely defensive turret I set up as Torbjorn get immediately destroyed as soon as the payload gets around the corner.
You again.
I can deal
The best.
Devoted in my love for the waifu for laifu.
>Your waifu is pretty, thick, and innocent looking
>Must be quite popular
Galko.
Ohoho~ Is that who I think it is? Unit H.A
N.A.K.O? Oh how I missed you so, come give me a hug.
Name for this chubby goddess desu?
Who's your least favorite character?
I fucking HATE junk rat. Such an edgy out of place ugly character. Awful
I dont like the snowday skin.
But hey, different tastes for diferent people
You're welcome. Genuinely think bastion is the most cancer hero.
Seaport Hime, from Kantai Collection. She is indeed a goddess.
Indeed pretty popular.
Just how dedicated are you to your waifu?
You can make it.
I prefer tits, but ass is pretty good, too.
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Have mercy
Sorry honey, busy with work. I have a civil war to fight, and a pesky K.O.K.O unit to deal with.
Bastion, obviously. High-success, low-skill character.
Same.
I've been with mine for a year now. Her birthday's coming up too. I'm learning how to bake cupcakes for her soon.
I can't compete with two breast goddesses, it's impossible for they're too massive and perfect.
>When it comes to L E G S though, different story
>You can make it
Every day is suffering, being away from the waifu this long. I'll stay strong though, I promise.
Oh, forget your work and all of that nonsense about fighting a silly war. How about instead you spend a little time with me so we can get to know each other better~? I do know things about you, you know. It's my job~
Hello there~
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Oh mama seaport~~
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Stay back! I have a screwdriver and some unbranded oil, and I am NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM.
Uh...
Just saying hello! Is that so wrong?
I just charge that shit with Reindhardt or pull Bastion with Roadhog
Genji and Tracer can work pretty well too, so can explosives
Oh, honey~ I'd love for you to put that oil to good use. And with that screwdriver, I can finally get back to those... repairs I missed last time.
>I promise I'll be gentle, just take my hand~
Tfw you never answered me
Tfw I offered frog legs
Tfw im sad now
>breast goddess
I'm flattered.
I do not recall this event, last I heard of you poor froggo, you were all pouty and refused to give me legs.
I was trying to add you on Telegram and couldnt find you so I found someone else named Juri and started yelling at them about being a frog fucker
I was telling you this in thread but you ignored me there too
>Tsuyu
You do have fair grounds, though. Juri's a lean goddess as I see it.
It's quite difficult to say hi back when you're in a compromising position with a curvaceous lady such as yourself.
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sachi claim
So you are momma seaport now?
user, shhh. We don't want to promote ERPing now.
Well that's understandable..
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Who said anything about erping~
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Every single thread, OP mentions about E/RPing, silly.
Hello Sachi
raven
Good tastes
But what I'm saying is, who mentioned it~?
I never said let's erp silly. I just called you momma seaport
Thanks. I think she's wonderful.
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Just simply stating facts, when it comes to breasts I believe you and seaport rule here.
>We all have our strengths and weaknesses
>Yours happens to be massive breasts
Kek, you found someone else? That's weird, well I suppose I could try finding you, what's your name under? Sometimes the threads are too fast and I can't catch everything.
>When the breast goddess notices you
Well, you aren't wrong there, to me at least. Juri is absolute perfection to me on everything from looks to that cruel, sadistic personality.
>I've never seen more beautiful legs in my existence
>6 years of loyalty, I have no intention of ever stopping
Aha~! I just knew you had it in you, beautiful. Looks like we had better start right away, you're in desperate need of a tune up~
>Receives her hand, swiftly yet gently scooping her up before placing her carefully onto the operating table.
Heh, you're so lightweight and easy to manage. Just relax and don't fight it~
>Purple would look good on you
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Huh. I didn't know instant regret felt like a cold table on your back.
>The more you know
Well thanks. I'm sure you already know this, but Juri for sure has some of the best legs here.
Bridal waifus are the best.
Yes.
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Oh, silly. They always end up saying that at first. And yet, they always come back to me time and time again~
I think mine is under Juri_Han, oops. I'll look you up in a few.
I never like to assume anything outside of my own personal tastes and experiences, but I am quite glad to hear you say that.
>She can snap my spine any fucking day of the week with those fit, gorgeous legs
>Tfw wanting to be abused
It's a sickness but I can't stop, nor do I want to.
Is this a thing we're doing now?
Closest I have at the moment.
Yes.
What a beautiful Homu.
Waifu Homu as a waifu.
I wanna claim her~
Just saying there is a day left on the beta. Extended until the 10th
lovely.
very
Yes
Just be gentle, alright? This is the first time someone other than my personal maintenance bot did this.
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sounds good
hey syndra whats up?
Shit's hot yo
And I'm gone.
Glad I could draw you out of hiding~
tfw no wedding dress art
Come back! :(
>Gently raises a finger to your lip
Shh, dearie~ I know exactly what I'm doing, and I promise to be nothing less then gentle with such a beautiful, fragile unit~ you have my word, sweetheart. Would I ever lie to you, beautiful one?
RIP..um..Tomoko?
I think
who even is that character?