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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

>be indian (inb4 fuck off pajeet)
>family practises arranged marriage
>parents set me up with a virgin wife
Fucking hell, is it that obvious?

gas the rich class war now

had a nice film of smeg on my bell this morning

*forces your head*

Walked through Ashfield today and one of the car plates was POO-74

hmmm

suck me knob
*whips me uncircumcised knob out of me trousers*

supreme-tier reply

yes, yes, goy

might just turn my life around ay

i love having cock forced into my mouth and not being able to breathe

god i'm such a slut haha x

me at the second to top

>trying to make a one-thread gag a multi-thread gimmick

yes, yes, noice troy

thanks for giving me the day of today Mr Goldburg

Only a few slots left lads, pop in

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business idea: /brit/ meetup on the British Virgin Islands

>day of today

woah that's deep man

mum: do you want some jelly?
me: yeah a little bit
mum: do you want some yoghurt with it?
me: nah

> didn't even say please or thanks

who else /devilish/ here?

got absolutely DRENCHED while going on my run lads in meme city

I want some

give me some

me on the right

anyone here had experience with propranolol?

just reminded me theres cocktail frankfurts downstairs thanks

only because you didn't say please >:^)

*forces jelly down your throat*

when your poo comes out too slowly and farts start bubbling out around it

if I was born a few decades ago I could've invented the vibrator

>Man held over online threats to article 50 campaigner Gina Miller

ah yes britons never shall be slaves

>fake blondes
eugh

your uncle is buried in a bog in the midlands

nah im an alpha

> eating cocktail frankfurts anywhere but a party

nah mate, nah

>claim to be a boob guy (implying any man doesn't like boobs)
>marry someone with no boobs
hmm

>brown eyes
if you're not part of the blue eyes master race you are subhuman tbqh

joint you melts

>cocktail frankfurts

Thoughts on nutella fairy bread?

Considering trying it out tomorrow

And people said Michelle Obama looked like a man
Christ, there's trannies that pass better than "her"

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this desu

was gunna comment directly but they arent worth it

Nutella on bread makes me want to vomit

it's not actually me haha

i know MATE
*pummels you*

you're a spaz if you don't like a nutella sanga

Hmm yes, very worthy of the Turner Prize. This is up there with the British masters

don't appreciate all the hate my wife's getting
lay off or I'll get my dad to track your ip addresses

Been invited to joint the US national team in the game I play.

I told them I'm not American but apparently being British is close enough

art is such bollocks now

I actually KNEW that you were playing along haha
right laugh

business idea: mixing benzos and alcohol

KILLED
HIS
UNCLE
lads

brighton idea: mixing benders and alcohol

business idea
restart the british empire with me at the helm

I'll make a wish to have her buried

have a nutella sandwich every day
tried it on toast once and binned that idea quick

I can feel a lump in my throat when I swallow
am I dying?

it's not funny any more, i really need a bf

being a lump in some bender's throat lads, feeling him gag is making me HOWL

Everyone I knew at uni who was obsessed with the empire was a total sperg loser who all thought they'd make great generals.

Too much total war or something I guess.

>there are people here who still haven't read the new Poleaboo blog entry

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if you're a bender and you can't get a bf you must be a massive sperg tbqh

@68343700
fuck off you future offending nonce

WON'T

pooing a do

nah dont bother telling us what the game is you absolute prick

hope poleaboo is alright, unironically too.

need another irish PM 2bqh

watching some runt walk home in the fucking rain lads, fucking HOWLING

>tfw you offend the future

yeah i am lol

DPD were supposed to have delivered something to me by now
hurry up reee

>future offending nonce
haha, I already groped the fucked out of prime cunny back when I worked at the amusement park

bus driver didnt stop for me lads

unironically hope he's not and dont care at all at the same time

What'll be your New Year's Resolution /brit/?

Need them out of business

Good lad

Mental health appointment tomorrow, need to make a list of things to talk about

They've been put out of business sunshine

get sober
shan't be achieving it

learn more about the many cultures we have here in britain and try to be more tolerant towards them

Do people not find it incredibly patronising when leaders pander so obviously like this?

New Year's Resolutions are fucking stupid.

cor blimey guvna, i fancy some fish and chips for tea

our so called "first minister"

>ywn tongue her arsehole
beginning to think lifes not worth living lads

shitskins are too stupid to understand mate

>tfw business is booming

ah yes
so called scottish """"nationalism""""

get a job :/

wonder how many people would be surprised if I killed myself

>in the end poleaboo will be just another tranny suicide statistic
A fitting end

Acquire gf

stop posting this image

Why does he take these photos and then upload them

What job does Poleaboo do lads? He said he has a new one.

Not really followed this drama much but I do hope he is okay, seems like a lot of the people in his life are letting him down.

So Poleaboo got another job, about a week after quitting on Royal Mail

Some kind of warehouse thing, it involves working in a freezer too

Temp thing, possible extension

the misses suggested I do more DIY about the house, so that

Possibly both a tranny suicide statistic and a paki extremist statistic

how does poleaboo get jobs so easily