Game edition
/brit/
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
>be indian (inb4 fuck off pajeet)
>family practises arranged marriage
>parents set me up with a virgin wife
Fucking hell, is it that obvious?
gas the rich class war now
had a nice film of smeg on my bell this morning
*forces your head*
Walked through Ashfield today and one of the car plates was POO-74
hmmm
suck me knob
*whips me uncircumcised knob out of me trousers*
supreme-tier reply
yes, yes, goy
might just turn my life around ay
i love having cock forced into my mouth and not being able to breathe
god i'm such a slut haha x
me at the second to top
>trying to make a one-thread gag a multi-thread gimmick
yes, yes, noice troy
thanks for giving me the day of today Mr Goldburg
Only a few slots left lads, pop in
business idea: /brit/ meetup on the British Virgin Islands
>day of today
woah that's deep man
mum: do you want some jelly?
me: yeah a little bit
mum: do you want some yoghurt with it?
me: nah
> didn't even say please or thanks
who else /devilish/ here?
got absolutely DRENCHED while going on my run lads in meme city
I want some
give me some
me on the right
anyone here had experience with propranolol?
just reminded me theres cocktail frankfurts downstairs thanks
only because you didn't say please >:^)
*forces jelly down your throat*
when your poo comes out too slowly and farts start bubbling out around it
if I was born a few decades ago I could've invented the vibrator
>Man held over online threats to article 50 campaigner Gina Miller
ah yes britons never shall be slaves
>fake blondes
eugh
your uncle is buried in a bog in the midlands
nah im an alpha
> eating cocktail frankfurts anywhere but a party
nah mate, nah
>claim to be a boob guy (implying any man doesn't like boobs)
>marry someone with no boobs
hmm
>brown eyes
if you're not part of the blue eyes master race you are subhuman tbqh
joint you melts
>cocktail frankfurts
Thoughts on nutella fairy bread?
Considering trying it out tomorrow
And people said Michelle Obama looked like a man
Christ, there's trannies that pass better than "her"
this desu
was gunna comment directly but they arent worth it
Nutella on bread makes me want to vomit
it's not actually me haha
i know MATE
*pummels you*
you're a spaz if you don't like a nutella sanga
Hmm yes, very worthy of the Turner Prize. This is up there with the British masters
don't appreciate all the hate my wife's getting
lay off or I'll get my dad to track your ip addresses
Been invited to joint the US national team in the game I play.
I told them I'm not American but apparently being British is close enough
art is such bollocks now
I actually KNEW that you were playing along haha
right laugh
business idea: mixing benzos and alcohol
KILLED
HIS
UNCLE
lads
brighton idea: mixing benders and alcohol
business idea
restart the british empire with me at the helm
I'll make a wish to have her buried
have a nutella sandwich every day
tried it on toast once and binned that idea quick
I can feel a lump in my throat when I swallow
am I dying?
it's not funny any more, i really need a bf
being a lump in some bender's throat lads, feeling him gag is making me HOWL
Everyone I knew at uni who was obsessed with the empire was a total sperg loser who all thought they'd make great generals.
Too much total war or something I guess.
>there are people here who still haven't read the new Poleaboo blog entry
poleaboo.wordpress.com
poleaboo.wordpress.com
poleaboo.wordpress.com
if you're a bender and you can't get a bf you must be a massive sperg tbqh
@68343700
fuck off you future offending nonce
WON'T
pooing a do
nah dont bother telling us what the game is you absolute prick
hope poleaboo is alright, unironically too.
need another irish PM 2bqh
watching some runt walk home in the fucking rain lads, fucking HOWLING
>tfw you offend the future
yeah i am lol
DPD were supposed to have delivered something to me by now
hurry up reee
>future offending nonce
haha, I already groped the fucked out of prime cunny back when I worked at the amusement park
bus driver didnt stop for me lads
unironically hope he's not and dont care at all at the same time
What'll be your New Year's Resolution /brit/?
Need them out of business
Good lad
Mental health appointment tomorrow, need to make a list of things to talk about
They've been put out of business sunshine
get sober
shan't be achieving it
learn more about the many cultures we have here in britain and try to be more tolerant towards them
Do people not find it incredibly patronising when leaders pander so obviously like this?
New Year's Resolutions are fucking stupid.
cor blimey guvna, i fancy some fish and chips for tea
our so called "first minister"
>ywn tongue her arsehole
beginning to think lifes not worth living lads
shitskins are too stupid to understand mate
>tfw business is booming
ah yes
so called scottish """"nationalism""""
get a job :/
wonder how many people would be surprised if I killed myself
>in the end poleaboo will be just another tranny suicide statistic
A fitting end
Acquire gf
stop posting this image
Why does he take these photos and then upload them
What job does Poleaboo do lads? He said he has a new one.
Not really followed this drama much but I do hope he is okay, seems like a lot of the people in his life are letting him down.
So Poleaboo got another job, about a week after quitting on Royal Mail
Some kind of warehouse thing, it involves working in a freezer too
Temp thing, possible extension
the misses suggested I do more DIY about the house, so that
Possibly both a tranny suicide statistic and a paki extremist statistic
how does poleaboo get jobs so easily