ITT: The last thing you bought just grew 10 times its size

ITT: The last thing you bought just grew 10 times its size.

How hyped/fucked are you?

I bought some food I already ate...

A dildo for OP. I still think it will be too small for him.

bought steam key. dont know whats going to happen.

2 pizzas

I bought a cabbage. My fridge will be tight

a prostitute :x

I bought a dog.

Me too. I die of dehydration.

A bottle of vodka. Fuckin awesome

I bought weed

I'm going to have some big ass YuGiOh cards...fuck.

>Diamond Ring
I'm fucking rich bro.

>Wendys 4 for $4 plus jr.Bacon Cheeseburger
Im plenty ok with that.

A goji berry cutting. Oh, joy.

I now have 60 beers.

The last thing i bought is a 15.5 hp single cyl riding lawn mower. Not sure if win or not.

10x six pack of beer

whatever

lays chips and a pepsi. the fuck am I going to do with this?

Couscous
Well, not a catastrophy, but I'll bet I get really tired of eating that in a while.

Not at all... i got a huge ass cheeseburger now.

and Ex-large pizza Jesus fuck me

Flowers for mothers day. She's gonna be so happy.

air conditioning awaiting delivery
well, airconditioning for the whole neighbourhood it is

I bought her for 500.

I just finished a bagel... This may be uncomfortable

the last thing i bought was a cup of coffee. so i guess i have 10 cups of coffee. meh

a pack of cigaretts. i guess im smoking camel superwides now. #toke

Yogurt tin. Cherry flavor. Needless to say, I'm pretty excited.

A pound of dried chipotles

Snus

fuck yea! thanks OP today was a good day

this printed on a cup

>An arbys beef and cheddar.

Well I guess I have lunch for the week

A four Loko.

Fuckin siiiiiick.

OREOS MOTHERFUCKER

Well done mate enjoy your 16meters girl 5meters shoulders

Bought a six pack of beer this morning.
Now I've got enough to last me all week.

my mini shovel is now a normal size shovel.

Fucking awsome now my tide laundry detergent will last 10x longer

Canned instant coffee. Might die of caffeine poisoning if there's such a thing.

A dremel tool. Looks like I have a circular saw now

got more?

Me too

so, is she 10 times bigger for 5 minutes, or does the effect last longer than ur erection?

>500

Dude you got robbed

guess i have 20 grams of weed now

kek

I bought some Wendy's last. So, the 4 for 4 just turned into a 40 for 40? Good with me

I have maces now basically!
>hyped

same, iv got 20 grams of weed... fuck yeah!

I forgot
I bought some groceries past I thino

A can of Dr. Pepper. Niiiiiiiice

There's now a 50' methed out hooker in Las Vegas. They're fucked, not me.

The last thing I bought was a 1/16th Iron Man model...
So it'd become an almost life size Iron Man statue? Kinda awesome.

DEATH BY SNUSNU

Gasoline for a week became gasoline for a couple months

Wat

You had 2 grams of weed before? How's that even possible?

I bought beer, sweet

Her.

5 gallons of water. Sweet, I get free water

shes fucking disgusting and not even impressive

A Nikon D5300

>dat sensor size
>dem megapixels
Hell yeah

>he bought a 10-year-old phone sticking out of a shitty benz
why

> two umbrellas for my deck
> bell pepper
> Advil sinus
> can of timber wolf straight
> smoke juice for my douche flute
Win?

She's hungry now, she wants to suck on me.

I'm gonna have some big ass cigarettes...

5gs of weed lol

blessed

...

A can of cherry coke, not bad.

That pork pie I ate is gonna kill me

Until she's crushed by the monstrous giant orchid

Massive fuck crockpot as shit Holmes

16oz. of gold

>fuck yes

Hmm, 7G of pure Heroin. I can work with this OP.

Name?

Protien shake, d-does that mean the powder inside of it grows, or is it just the container

Glad I didn't buy that bee colony yet that would have been one hell of a bad day.

weed


awesome mane

ten beers then.

Two medium power green lasers

Ben and Jerry's 10x pint???!??

Looks like Crazy Amy

Check'd

A plate of dumplings I ordered 3 days ago. Some sewage worker is in for a treat.

>50m led Strip
Cool i guess

>d-does that mean the powder inside of it grows, or is it just the container
both

What the hell am I going to do with a giant pair of scissors

Pizza. Awesome.

>not wanting a 155hp, 10 cylinder riding lawnmower

what kind of faggot are you?!?!

>two Imperial Knights

Ave Imperator

Open a new building in the city.

Oh shit I forgot about that crazy bitch. Wonder what ever happened to her?

I bought gas...i'm fucked and asplode

Bought a GANT sweater and it was to small.

im gonna have so much neer

Last thing I bought was a 1/4" stainless steel NPT plug

I already put it in my high pressure system

It would seriously damage a pressure relief valve, but I blocked up that valve so I'm not sure how bad that would be overall

Pretty hype since it was a cheese pizza

Great. I now have a Nikon lens that takes photos from 140-240mm at f/0.5 and weighs 11 pounds and has an aperture the size of a frisbee.

Actually, that would be kind of an interesting lens and probably look like this.

My new 40mm grinder. I coulld live with this

bought a house for ants, now i have a home