Prove that you're white, Sup Forums

Prove that you're white, Sup Forums.

you mad white boi ?

I grew up with both of my parents.

I eat Nutella

I didn't have three kids with three different dads by the time I was 17.

I only listen to Gangsta Rap. TwoPack is my dog!

I like to race cars

I have a job

I can drink milk, swim, and my kids know my name.

I like to race cars. Race them away from da police!

>I didn't have three kids with three different dads by the time I was 17.


mfw this doesn't make you white nor a female.

I found yo daddy boyyyy

>I have a job
Mexican detected

I take responsibility for my actions and don't blame the cops when I fuck up.

I'm not on EBT. I can spell and use grammar appropriately. I make more than 100k a year.

I don't claim to be a victim when in actuality I am the criminal.

Im a cuck

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I never had a gun in my hand.

Kek

Ahh the ole race card argument.

"I'm only being persecuted because I'm black"

No nigger. You're being persecuted because you robbed three liquor stores and shot at the police.

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I's wait till massa wuz asleep n shit. He koo sometime, slidin wadamellin chunks tru da bars. I's get out mah cage, nowhamsayin? Roll up on dat sweet ho, all sleepin n shit.
>lights come on
>"Big mistake, nigger"
>Get clubbed on the head by paddy roller
>wake up with arms tied to iron gate, legs each tied to a different horse
>massa on one, white ho on another
>see my homies n mama watchin me. Dey all scream n shit when da horses rip dis niggas legs right off
>dayum dis shit hurt son
>massa get off his horse n pull out a flat razor
>mfw he runs it 'cross my neck, all goes black. Mama screamin sound far away.

SJW detected.

Triple dubs check'd

Eurofag detected

>implying she didn't have 4 kids with 4 different babydaddy's by 18.

>i get preferential treatment at work places
>get shoved to the top of resume piles
>got to pick from any college i wanted
>college tuition, room, board, and school supplies(books, writing materials, a desk, couch, laptop, a bike, shoes, clothing) all paid for by grants and scholarships
>can now legally smoke weed in my own yard
>can touch bald eagles and not incur a felony charge and $1000 fine
>get given money by casinoes monthly
>get several grand a month from copper, iron, coal, and oil from my land
Oh, wait. Sorry yeah native american here. False alarm guys. Sorry.

I bought my TV.

I am at the dentist for a check up

I like girls with feminine penises.

I'm in the klu klux klan?

my wife loves black men

Get off your high horses, chief smokesalotofcock

Checked and kek'd

That'd be cool to be native, except for the diabetes and horrid women

Don't be a salty cunt. Whities had their time in the sun and now you're on the decline.

I have a state scholarship

And the genetic alcoholism...

SATANNN CHECK'D

Oh shit

I own a yellow Labrador, drive a jeep, wear tube socks, earn 80k a year, listen to Garth Brooks. Drink coors light

OH SHIT GET THREAD FAGS

Oh shit look at those bad boys 44 88 22

WITNESSED

Top b8 m8 I r8 8/8

and the part about about having to be an indian..

I've been dying since day one, I live in a constant state of fear and misery, and I don't even notice when it hurts anymore

>Don't put my bed on bricks
>Only had good experiences with police

Pic slightly related

>got to pick from any college i wanted
>college tuition, room, board, and school supplies(books, writing materials, a desk, couch, laptop, a bike, shoes, clothing) all paid for by grants and scholarships
All true. And yet only 33% of natives graduate from high school. It's hard to feel sorry for the red men. They stand to benefit more than anyone from affirmative action but they let stupid niggers like this take their spots at Yale, et cetera.

I fuck black women and make them call me master.

>face melts
Check'd

Get.

The dubs just continue.

Get thread?

I think so

I guess being of Italian decent I d nt much better to you guys but... I have a job, and I go to school? Yay....

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I fuck white women and make them call me master.
I'm mexican btw..but i identify as white

Riiight.
Nice thing about diabetes? You don't get it if you eat healthy. Steak every day, chicken every day, fish every day, some nice rice pilaf, fresh fruits, tasty salads, nice beans. Pretty much anything nonprocessed and home made.
Hell i had this delicious flank steak i been marinading for 3 days yesterday. Tell me that doesn't sound more appetizing than mcdonalds or pizza rolls. Maybe a nice steak, use the drippings for gravy, some nice golden tatoes, fresh green beans. Everyone else i know is eating half ramen packs.

Redneck != White

Nigger detected

Dubs

>Fat ugly cuck that jacks off his mutilated dick to interracial porn
Detected

checked and raised

my dick is 15cm

slav part of europe

Ooops. Entirely forgot a photo of our "ugly women." Have a nice fullblood pic.

Believe in the dub gods

I didn't believe hard enough :/

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Lmfao newfag detected.

I am allergic to sunlight

Credit score > 700

>I play golf, i am divorced, my wife left me for the pool cleaner - Esteban (he only wears a white singlet), my kids don't speak to me, I am sleeping with my secretary, i listen to Nelly

>look at me, I'm female
>attentionwhoring
>probably a regular whore too
Tits or GTFO

cool.
Now you just have to stop being a stuckup arrogant little cunt and stop ruining the reputation of your people with your showboating and maaaybe you'll be respected someday.

insecure massive faggot

Can we just stop for a second and marvel at how amazing the white race truly is? Look at the greatest geniuses of all time--Descartes, Da Vinci, Galileo, Hawking, Darwin, Newton, Aristotle, Goethe, Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, Curie, Shapespeare, Plato, Aristotle and Socrates, just to name a few. They literally only have one thing in common: they're white.

Who traveled to the moon and back? Who invented the lightbulb, the telephone and the internet? Who cured polio? Who invented the airplane? White people.

Whites have the highest IQs, the longest natural lifespans, are physically tallest and strongest and are unquestionably the most physically attractive.

Is there anything the white race cannot do?

I have a small pipi.

I don't shit post like a Fucking nigger

Win against a black man lol lol lol.

My biological parents are Danish and Norwegian leading me to have blue eyes and blond hair

Can't. Too busy driving my new vehicle to my well paying job.

Don't gotta. I'm not a rezkid so i don't have anything to prove.

Said Aristotle twice and a few of those are Greek, Roman and Italian, get good

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I have a job and take care of my family

I browse Sup Forums

Never been arrested while driving a nice car.

Triple Dubs Combo, unblockable, 98%

i have huge ass TV and i paid for it with money i did not steal

glad i don't have shit brown eyes heil hitler

>Be me, walking on avenue.
>Think “I should take mother out of hospital for night.”
>Put on finest suit.
>Take mother to discotech for drink and dance.
>Discotech good time until many become afraid.
>Find out large powerful bear was in discotech, on dance floor, hurting people.
>Will not let mother die same way as father!
>Remove upper portion of suit.
>Walk to discotech dance floor.
>Challenge bear to fist of cuffs.
>Bear roars.
>I punch bear in throat, gut, and face.
>Overwhelm bear with my might and bear surrenders.
>Bear flees discotech.
>Everybody rejoice my victory.
>Mother, many other women from discotech and self go back to my home.
>We all drink, sex, and proclaim victory over bear until sun up.
>Desire to someday go to US of A to harm bears, drink vodka, and sex all the mothers and other women at discotechs!

>Greek, Roman and Italian
You said Roman and Italian twice, implying Romans weren't Italian. And you're kind of right, given that present day Italians are part African due to the Moors cucking the shit out of Sicily back in the day. So while modern Italians can rightfully be disdained as Guineas, the original Italians were blond haired and blue eyed.

However, I don't see the "Greeks aren't white" argument at all. Maybe they're a little too greasy and ugly for our liking but they're European nonetheless. We need to respect that.

>if white dubs
>if black singles

CHECK EM'

>singles
Nice try, Tyrone.

Good luck with that 80 percent higher chance of accumulating eye damage and having to wear glasses for life. Oh! And all those eye diseases you suffer from and are prone to get especially at older(30+) ages.

googled "greek guys"...
they seem pretty white for me. Also, lol @ your argument that they're ugly. Here in Germany idiots hate them for political reasons, but girls love them. They have something different, not the little guy complex and arrogance like italians have and definitely not the arabic shit that turks have.

gay guy here btw. Love them

>dark skin with brown overtones
>obvious arabic and african features even if masively diluted
RIIIIGHT.

( 2 + 2 = 4 )

then you're propably talking about ginger-white and albino white... which is ugly. Why do you think us whiteys wanna get tanned.

anyway, whatever man. I think this whole argument is retarded