My country's a shithole, /b

My country's a shithole, /b.
>revolts against a dictator/murderer
>creates a holiday for it
>elects a self-professed dictator/murderer as president
>elects fomer dictator's son as vice president
>elects backwards-thinking plagiarist as senator
>elects boxer with no background in public service or law as senator

>inb4 the tally isn't done
>the mere fact they got this far is alarming if not retarded

That's the tip of the iceberg. I'm legitimately saddened by this which is surprising since I typically don't pay much attention to politics.

Ylyl thread to lighten the mood please.
>pic unrelated but hot

Or an avril thread instead. either is fine really

What country?

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Arnold never was a boxer, hes a bodybuilder

C'mon OP, I'm curious.

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Philippines.... We voted our version of donald trump

I know that feel, OP

Don't worry, the better VP candidate is catching up

Philippines. where the under-qualified are elected rather than the qualified (or sometimes over-qualified)

>a self-professed dictator/murderer as president

Yeah, that sounds like Trump.

???

WTF are you smoking OP?

Ah.... Makes sense now. Didn't know one of the Marcos' was back in office... I assume that's the VP?

I voted for the dictator's son. For keks and also as a buffer that impeachment is not an option for the presidency. Because who wants them back in power ohhhh wait they are already in power.

Because everybody who replies in this thread is op... never said he was like trump, faggot.

I'm pretty sure the user who said that just watched a currently trending vid (here) of john oliver saying that. and like any other dumbass in this shithole country, jumps on the bandwagon

So if you want to see what it is like to have a trump government just look at our country.

And we have a Hilary as well but a guy but over all hated by everyone both in government and society. And close second.

Just read a bit about it. Holy fuck OP. Move.

shrektum

Meh. i still have hope for this toilet of a country. too idealistic (read stupid) to do so

Until we weed out the degenerate, we will never reach or come back to the golden age of politics in our country.

>as well but a guy but over all hated by everyone both in government and society

but did you because even so then a before little?

I love Avril so much

Now if only she did porn...

no, that would mess up my picture of her

Porn exclusively for you? solo acts or with you only

tbh she is the kind of girl who i want to cuddle more than fuck


i been in love with her since i was 12 and im 22 soon ;-;

but ofc i wouldnt mind her sucking me off, or eating her ass

I was just reading about this today, it's one of the most confusing and fucked up things ever. I thought the Phillipines was chill?!

Quoting him:

>"All of you who are into drugs, you sons of bitches, I will really kill you"

>"I have no patience, I have no middle ground, either you kill me or I will kill you idiots"

seriously what the fucking fuck, this guy sounds like he went full-retard a long time ago

>i know
Kek. was not expecting that.

we're in the same age bracket. only knew her back then because her songs were playing everywhere. only now realized how hot she is

i saw her clip of girlfriend on mtv once and bumm i was obsessed with her

Phillipines reminds me of Mexico. And TBH, Mexico needs a president like this. So...?

Mexico needs to just detach from the real America... all probs solved.

>I thought the Phillipines was chill?!
keyword is "thought"

To be fair, he may actually bring some order around here, but the question is at what cost? and beyond having an iron fist, he's severely lacking.

it's really quite frustrating to see so many things worked for in the past undone and have it called "progress" by the majority (read dumbasses)

I'm gay, but I bet she looks good with a dick in her mouth. She's pretty lesbian though.

I'd rather see her with a dick in her vag. and i'm not sure who's who..

Avril's the one facing teh camera. The other woman is called Jamie Bukowski (or something similar) and was her roommate for a time, apparently.

But those Flip hookers are something else. Highly recommended!

Sure... except whenever i see foreigners with one, she always looks like she was born from an asshole and shat on by a horse. yet the dide still thinks he hit the jackpot. i will never understand your tastes

dude*

I feel you op, same here
I seems people don't mind this for some reason.. Really depressing...