Alright Sup Forums the most gayest thing you all have ever did. even if your not gay, we have all done something gay

alright Sup Forums the most gayest thing you all have ever did. even if your not gay, we have all done something gay.
>me and my friend were at a public toilet and we both had to piss really bad and there was one small urinal stall there and we were both on the verge of pissing ourselves so we both squeeze into the urinal stall at the same time and piss. our dicks were only a hair from touching one another.

Literally dryhumped with another guy until we both came at age 13
We were both fit (lol university happens) and never spoke about it ever again with anyone

Delicious

fag

I got fucked by a shemale. Came by prostate orgasm

That's not gay, that's fucking tight

I bought a really big black dildo and I bought butt plugs and other toys but I threw em all away

>be 13
>sex drive is through the roof because puberty
>find my mom's dildo in her room
>put it in my ass because curious
>start to regularly do it
>sometimes use my mom's lube, sometimes my saliva
>definitely better with lube but can't use it too often cause she would notice
>start to really enjoy anal penetration
>still don't know anything about the prostate though
>watch anal porn vids and try to imitate them
>one day my best friend and I are alone at my house
>both fap to youporn under our shirts, something we used to do very often
>show him the dildo to have a giggle
>I confess I tried putting it in my ass
>still don't know why it turned me on so much to tell him at this moment
>I take some lube and show him
>take it balls deep
>he's laughing his ass off but still wants to watch
>we don't really talk, but I can tell we're both very turned on
>my heart is pounding
>I get naked and fuck myself in front of him
>the situation is so fucked up I turn into full slut mode
>it feels 10 times better than usual
>I'm moaning so loud I don't recognize myself
>friend is freaking out, he sits next to me and starts fapping
>he asks me questions about how it feels
>he gets naked too
>I suddenly understand that if I keep on fucking my ass like that I'm gonna cum
>I ask him if he wants to fuck me
>he freaks out even more but says yes
>he puts his dick in and pounds me for 15 seconds
>he cums inside me
>he pulls out, I'm still not finished
>I put the dildo back in me and give myself a pounding
>there's definitely a spot that feels better than the rest
>after a moment my ass contracts and I ejaculate on the floor
>felt incredible

tfw I lost my virginity to my best friend and I had my first prostate orgasm in front of him with his cum dripping from my ass

I'm a gay man and that's gayer than anything I've done. Good job user.

Beat off to the thought of Trump fish hooking Hillary, beating her ass with a big red dildo with "stimulus package" written on it, while Bernie helps shove Al Sharpton's dick in her mouth like the socialist cuck he is.

I had bareback sex last night and I was mad that the guy didn't shoot his load in my ass

You faggot

thanks
and the worst is now I'm too beta to try meeting and having sex with a man

Threesome 1 girl 2 guys. My friend was fucking his girlfriend in his room and he had his door open. When I walked by I tried to close the door but my friend just asked if I wanted to join and his girlfriend was okay with it.His girl was fucking hot so I was fine if I had to share her with him. But now he lets me fuck his girlfriend whenever I want without him but sometimes we do have threesomes again which still feels kind of gay since our dicks sometimes touch

This is not the gayest thing you've ever done.

I've kissed another guy on a dare before in middle school but I didn't think that was as gay my dick touching my friends dick

Went in this thread.

I go on grindr and talk to guts enough to wanna meet up but never actually go through with it

I took a shit with my dog watching and my dog is a gay man.

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went to a gay bar, found a group that wanted to come back and hang out, had a 4-orgy. I'm not gay though

dude

GROUP SHOWER

My fraternity house in undergrad had 3 bathrooms and showers. The largest/main bathroom had a couple urinals, a few toilet stalls, and a big shower with multiple shower heads (like a gym). So in the mornings it'd be you and your bros showering and catching up.

Sucked a guy's dick once in 7th or 8th grade can't really remember which was in middle school for sure, got pissed when he wouldn't return the favor because I was "too Hairy down there".

bro

not gay but when i was 14 i was super horny so i sucked off 3 hot guys at school and let them piss in my mouth

me and my friend would blow each other every so often

is that from wikihow to not have a retarded baby?

You're right that's not gay at all

Suck a dude's cock in a public toilet and then masturbate with my mouth filled with his jizz while he watches

Had gay sex
shit was cash

>about 6 years ago having a shit sex life so I decide I want to suck dick and maybe more
>post ads to CL, start talking to a guy that has an office in a hotel room
>sends me pics, good looking and a huge cock.
>finally get nerve up to see him. I find his room door is open just a little. a security guard is next to the room.
>I think the show must be starting and I'm the star
> he's a nice guy. asks me how we should start. I ask him to sit in the chair he has and take his pants down.
> huge cock. instantly hard. I start sucking him. All fear goes out the door. I lick up his shaft, suck his balls and suck his cock hard and long.
>he groans, yells out my fake name I gave him, stands up and starts face fucking me. I love it.
>I ask him to fuck my ass. He says he'd love to.
>fingers me, puts on a condom and just plows into me. the pain is terrible. his cock is huge.
>He pounds me for a half hour. pinches my nipples, calls me a slut, slaps my ass red.
>i'm whimpering begging him to come. Finally he busts a nut inside me. his legs start spasming like crazy.
>Gets off me, walks to the bathroom and throws condom in toilet.
>I'm still on the floor. Dripping with sweat, ass in the air.
>he sits down in his office chair and tells me to get the fuck out of his office.
>I get up and leave, never see him again

Fucked a tranny about 2 months ago. They were really into me and wanted to date. Couldn't go through with it.

Currently have a gf, having issues getting it up. I think the tranny ruined me

>an office in a hotel room
the fuck?

>went to store
>carrying huge electric keyboard home in massive box
>sun is beating down and i'm sweating
>take shortcut down backstreets passage through trees and fields
>halfway down there are two boys about 9 playing
>one of them tries to impress the other one by calling me a homo and saying pianos are gay
>i am hot, sweaty, tired and agitated
>tell them to fuck off
>he calls me a homo again
>i lean the keyboard up against a tree and run towards them
>other kid runs away fast but the little shit trips over
>i shout that i'm going to kill them and the other kid is all the way out of there without looking back
>get over this little shithead who is suddenly panicking and all of his confidence has gone
>"sorry sorry sorry i didn't mean it sorry i was joking i'm sorry!!"
>told him he should have thought of that before he called me a faggot
>told him that if he went around abusing strangers then strangers would abuse him
>grabbed him by the head and pulled my dick out of my jeans
>pushed his head towards it and said kiss it then since i'm so fucking gay
>he starts crying and begging
>tell him to open his mouth and put it in or i'll fucking stab him
>he opens his mouth and i stick my limp cock in
>kick him to the ground
>say "who is fucking gay now?" and put my cock back in my pants
>tell him if he tells anyone then everyone at school will know he's a gay dick sucker
>pick up my keyboard and go home
>fail at learning the keyboard like i failed at learning guitar
>it sits in my attic untouched
>waste of money
>anyone want to buy a keyboard?

Yeah - he was like some advertising freelance guy. Or someone making videos of himself fucking straight guys? He had a bunch of advert stuff on his desk tho. pretty convincing.

What kind of keyboard?

why? sex wasn't good ? Or you only want trannies now ?

>get horny
>buy bag of lollipops
>carefully unwrap lollipops
>jerk off and cum on them
>wipe some of them on my asshole
>rewrap them
>glue the bag back up
>go to park and strategically drop the bag near some cute girls
>wait behind bush with camera to record girls licking my cum up
>girl finds bag
>"omg i've found lollies!! someones dropped loads of lollies!"
>fuck yes this is going to be good
>bunch of kids run up to her
>she unwraps one "eww it's all sticky"
>drops it on the floor
>other girls lose interest because they're sticky
>some boy says "i don't care if they're melted" and takes them all
>sticks one in his mouth and says "mmm they still taste good"
>girl says "eww i don't want one"
>boy goes and gives shares them with his friends playing football
>dick goes soft
>boys are eating my cum and ass
>this is not what i wanted

electric

How much

Typical girl bullshit. Used to get drunk with my best friend and hook up. She was obsessed with my tits and there was no better feeling than having her suck on my nipples while I rub my pussy.

Pasta?
Good all the same.

i took a big black dick up the ass last wednesday, and now i have such severe hemorrhoids that i can't even sit on a normal chair

I think it's a combination of things. This girl I'm dating now is 90 lbs, flat chested, and a tiny ass. I'm more used to the 120-140 range, don't mind some cushion.

This girl is also fairly strong-willed. Shes had a really good family upbringing. Which is great outside the bedroom. Has her head on straight. Inside the bedroom I need to establish full dominance to get an erection. I feel like there are too many variables going on that ruin my boner with her.

Whereas when I fucked the tranny for the first 5 times, my dick was tingly with excitement. It knew something new was happening

>Tits or?
>profit???

not pasta, it really happened and i was really sad and felt pretty gay

You're a plain faggot. Sorry to tell you.

Well great story so at least for that youre not a faggot.

i mean, its not really news to me, user

I know that feel.

Fucking hot.
Are either of you decent? Or disgusting?

Sorry i thought this thread was for basically straight guys who've been a bit gay on occasion. Not for classified homosexuals.

I ain't proud of the things I done in The Great Faggot War.

but seriously, any other anons who do things with their anus have this sort of issue? i don't really know how to deal with it and its very uncomfortable

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Ever had a girl lick your pushy?

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I'm going through that too right now user. It sucks because I'm having them at the same time as severe diarrhea and strep throat. If you find a way to deal with it let me know user. My boyfriend is getting tired of me complaining about it.

fapped to Bailey Jay and several other shemales, including a shemale fucking a man up the ass

Indeed

that's gay

>pushy
Kek I meant pussy

Yes. The same girl.

Really thinking about get a plug or dido lately but to nervous I might like it

i took all the dvds off a dvd spindle and left it on my bed as i was sorting them

i forgot it was there and sat down and penetrated my anus because i was naked

Why are you asking me? The only anus trouble i have is a sore but after a 70km bike ride

i uh draw female super heros sometimes to keep it diverse.. i uh like dove chocolate. thats all my gay.

I know dude, that's why I posted it in this thread

And have you licked one yourself?

Doesn't that count as an honourable mention for a Darwin award

nah dude you should totally buy dido. she's a great singer

The answer is simple, find a hot trans girl and fuck her instead.

we are all super submissive so most likely compatible, just find one who you like and who passes

Wow. That's gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.

just adding an extra link to the convo, sorry

Yes I licked hers.

Fingered my butt

Me and my best friend did really similar stuff when we were young

I didn't mind it. Stan was okay not a fan of her other work though.

One time when I was playing hide-and-seek with a friend, he kissed me on the cheek while my eyes were closed.
Stopped hanging out with him after that.

Not trying to spread the stereotype that trans girls are mentally unstable, but that was the case with mine.

Had an insane temper and suspected me of seeing an ex when I went to see my grandma in the hospital. Kinda turned me off right away

My story is similar to your one.
>My friend needed to piss, but I was fine.
>We go to the toilets, but they were all full.
>I tell my friend, "I am thirsty. Two birds?)
>He drops proceeds to get out his cock.
>I get on my knees
>He says "Are you ready"
>"Yeah" I say
>I open my mouth, and he fills it.
>It was warm, not the best taste, but not bad.
>I can't swallow fast enough and piss runs down my chin.
>He laughs, picks me up and carefully licks it off.
>Next thing I know, my dick is out. Hard.
>He takes it in his hand. It feels so good.
>I feel a hand on my shoulder.
>The guys in the toilet all have erections.
>We then had a massive fucking orgy.
>I got AIDS and died two years later.
>Totally worth it

Ah, both of those are red flags. find one who's stable! :)

story?

>6th grade
>Sign out at the same time for bathroom
>In stall standing on toilet, backs to the wall.
>Start jerking our cocks for the first few times ever
>Start talking about technique and how it feels
>Start pressing our heads together a little
>Realize we have been edging for 10 mins
>Ohshit.jpeg
>Run back to class
>Not in much trouble
>asked where we have been out at the same time?

what?

kek'd even if is copypasted

Fuckin kek

Often had sex with 2 mates in elementary school. Had sex with them without the other one knowing.
Then again when i was like 12-13 with another guy dik why though. Was funny, but not gay this day today.

69 with a guy who had a really big cock. i mean really - nine inches, incredible. he sucked me off a couple of times first, and then i did him a few days later and then we did a 69. i didn't let him come in my mouth tough, but he drank me down like a drain.

got fucked by a tranny and sucked his dick

Wrote like 300 emails with a guy about his friends' ex-wife getting fucked and tortured. There was occasional self-inserting from both of us.
Fuck myself in the ass with an unlubed broomstick on the regular.
Made out with my ex-fiancee's gay friend on our floor on her birthday. He kissed better than her and he was so warm.
But I ain't gay

>I ask him if he wants to fuck me
>he freaks out even more but says yes
kek

>learn through /lgbt/ about sited and the meetups they host and advertise
>often have private ones where you need an invite unless you're known on that site
>pick out the few that are open to anyone just show up at X time
>knew city was big on being "progressive" but 100 events a month i CAN go to is insane
>make a showing on a forum and introduce myself as "Bi-curious but virgin so i can't exactly say."
>after the avalanche of messages pick out a 7/10 i'd meet up at a bar famous for these types of things
>up close she's pretty petite and probably closer to 8/10 but that could be the dim lighting
>spend about 3 hours shaking hands and being introduced to people
>actually make some new friends but thats beside the point
>by now everyones had a few beers or margarita's or whatever the fuck a mojito is
>met a nice "dyke" who lifts and is extraordinarily handsy when tipsy (one of those friends mentioned)
>afterwards go to take a piss
>not even sure if half in the mens room have penises or not and theres just a straight chick squatting over the trough
>no room anywhere
>only place is the way back handicap stall
>head in and get about halfway through before i hear the stall door close
>its the 7-8/10
>cue this really awkward moment where i just kinda say hi and finish pissing
>cue more awkward moment when she shakes me dry before blowing me
>fuck it its not my first time to the bathroom sex rodeo
>after the fun bit she drops trou and obviously there's a fucking dick
>tiny little thing and almost no balls
If anyone can tell me does this just happen during HRT? Kinda curious.
>gah fuck it i was hoping to nab a lesbian or a bi but she/he IS pretty hot
>cue sweaty smelly bathroom sex where the dyke kicks in the door halfway through cause my fucking shoe somehow got thrown under the stall door
>apparently they made and bet and dyke lost
>spend the next 5 years banging a cutie through transitioning and her dyke apparently bi friend

Winrar

Fucking phone. 2* years.
Only issues i'm currently having is its starting to turn into this fucked up 3 sided slowly-turning-serious relationship and that the dyke has been bringing up pegging alot lately where i let 7/10 handle that.
Not even sure if i'm gay or if my polarities are being cancelled or what cause the 7/10 is cuter than most girls but the dyke is absolutely more jacked and nicer chinned than most men.

I basically I asked him if he wanted to lose his virginity

>sited
What is sited?

I was lured by a couple of neighborhood kids to indulge into sexual activities with them when I was 12/13. Mostly ranging from giving each other a hand and kissing.
I like to think it never happened tho.
Does anyone regret their experiences too?

pic of tranny?

I know it isn't supposed to be funny but that was fucking hysteric
Way better than most of the "first time" stories I've heard