Ask a guy who feels attraction to trees anything
Ask a guy who feels attraction to trees anything
With an ass like that, who wouldn't?
Pitch or catch ?
Hippie
10 out of 10 I'd soooooo drill a hole in that tree and fuck it
how do you act out on the attraction?
Which sex public restroom do you want to use freely?
How does it feel knowing a tree will never love you back?
I would Fuck this tree raw
So many splinters
why don't you make like a tree?
most often i fuck the Berberis thunbergii 'Aurea'
i have in my garden.
I often think about it, that is why i also fuck women faggots
Do you swallow a lot of syrup ?
is there porn for guys like you?
Why wouldn't i use the men one.
resin tastes awful, but it is an awesome lube
i bet you can find some more fucked up shit in the internet than porn for dendrofils
Do you prefer trees that looking like females? why?
How about bushes ?
Do you fap when captcha asks you to identify trees ?
i prefer bushes over trees, but weeping willows are my favourite trees, they dont need to look like females
nope, the resolution is not good enough
Dendrophilia?
i consider myself as hollow lover
Why are you a fag OP?
Do Alraune appeal to your interests?
What's your favorite Rush song ?
you need to try harder, not everyones funny at start
that is some fucked up shit here
Canadian forests are burning as we speak. How upset are you ?
Ever fucked a sapling ? Are there laws against it ?
i really hope no oaks will burn, they are too cute
what kind of dense motherfucker you would possiby be to fuck a sapling, no way dude you need to w8 for them to grow.
Better than trees.
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Do you Stick it in?
These are ballz.
>spider flooding out of principal
OP is flame today with his comebacks tho
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>fuck the Berberis thunbergii 'Aurea'
How the fuck do you fuck this thing?
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if it wasnt night i would make a tutorial, but mostly i just rub my penis with leaves
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Can somebody definitively state whether that is a boob tree or an ass tree?
Ass = Balls confirmed
Shut it all down.
Buy it a drink first.
Relevant spiderman is relevant
No, i dont do that, but it is essential to water it in order to keep it healthy
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We need to make this a show.
yea but has anyone ever been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Have you ever fallen in love with a tree?
Do you like young stuff? You sick fuck.
>you stick fuck
and i'm spent
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kek
sooo what youre basicaly saying is that trees give you wood....?
trees give me wood
Find a general soloution for the differential equation:
y''- 7y' - 8y=e^x + sin2x + 3x
Checked
I wanna see OP do this.
fuck off with your tree gore
I BORE WITNESS
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Is that virgin timber?
Well this thread has really gone to shit.
Do you keep one eye out for woodpeckers ?
bullshit those are tits.
ur fag
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yeah op.
stick it to the man
THERES A WORD FOR IT
this
What do you do with morning wood?
winner
i fap?
Are you attracted to saplings?
Finally some none-wasted quads.
kek
Daaaaamn son. Noice quads m8
how much wood would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood?