Ask a guy who feels attraction to trees anything

Ask a guy who feels attraction to trees anything

With an ass like that, who wouldn't?

Pitch or catch ?

Hippie

10 out of 10 I'd soooooo drill a hole in that tree and fuck it

how do you act out on the attraction?

Which sex public restroom do you want to use freely?

How does it feel knowing a tree will never love you back?

I would Fuck this tree raw

So many splinters

why don't you make like a tree?

most often i fuck the Berberis thunbergii 'Aurea'
i have in my garden.
I often think about it, that is why i also fuck women faggots

Do you swallow a lot of syrup ?

is there porn for guys like you?

Why wouldn't i use the men one.

resin tastes awful, but it is an awesome lube
i bet you can find some more fucked up shit in the internet than porn for dendrofils

Do you prefer trees that looking like females? why?

How about bushes ?

Do you fap when captcha asks you to identify trees ?

i prefer bushes over trees, but weeping willows are my favourite trees, they dont need to look like females

nope, the resolution is not good enough

Dendrophilia?

i consider myself as hollow lover

Why are you a fag OP?

Do Alraune appeal to your interests?

What's your favorite Rush song ?

you need to try harder, not everyones funny at start
that is some fucked up shit here

Canadian forests are burning as we speak. How upset are you ?

Ever fucked a sapling ? Are there laws against it ?

i really hope no oaks will burn, they are too cute

what kind of dense motherfucker you would possiby be to fuck a sapling, no way dude you need to w8 for them to grow.

Better than trees.

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Do you Stick it in?

These are ballz.

>spider flooding out of principal
OP is flame today with his comebacks tho

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>fuck the Berberis thunbergii 'Aurea'

How the fuck do you fuck this thing?

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if it wasnt night i would make a tutorial, but mostly i just rub my penis with leaves

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Can somebody definitively state whether that is a boob tree or an ass tree?

Ass = Balls confirmed

Shut it all down.

Buy it a drink first.

Relevant spiderman is relevant

No, i dont do that, but it is essential to water it in order to keep it healthy

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We need to make this a show.

yea but has anyone ever been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Have you ever fallen in love with a tree?

Do you like young stuff? You sick fuck.

>you stick fuck

and i'm spent

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kek

sooo what youre basicaly saying is that trees give you wood....?

trees give me wood

Find a general soloution for the differential equation:
y''- 7y' - 8y=e^x + sin2x + 3x

Checked

I wanna see OP do this.

fuck off with your tree gore

I BORE WITNESS

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Is that virgin timber?

Well this thread has really gone to shit.

Do you keep one eye out for woodpeckers ?

bullshit those are tits.
ur fag

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yeah op.
stick it to the man

THERES A WORD FOR IT

this

What do you do with morning wood?

winner

i fap?

Are you attracted to saplings?

Finally some none-wasted quads.

kek

Daaaaamn son. Noice quads m8

how much wood would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood?