Zero friends

Zero friends.

No girlfriend.

It sucks. Tired of being alone. How do you guys deal with it ?

Sup Forums fags are our friends

If you have to ask its too late

GO OUTSIDE

you get used to it after a while
you no longer think about it
so it's no longer an issue

Kill yourself you dickhead!

Go get drunk and fuck a fat girl, you'll feel better.

I generally don't like people, but when I feel lonely, I'll pull up a social media service or make an effort to find friends.

lower your standards asshole. Quit trying to be such a self-absorbed prick and just pick someone out that seems to be ok and settle.

this

i cant let anyone close to me since i still love my ex

step 1.
>start caring about yourself

step 2.
>go out and meet people

thats all it takes

Yeah, plus the grease from their hide will undo any hangover!

I just work a lot and have hobbies I can do by myself like mountain biking or skiing.

The key is to learn to not give a shit. Once you don't care about friends or a girlfriend, they will come.

what state do you live in?

wouldn't know, i'm married
kek
>pic rel8ed

You must have an easy, rich life if all you have to worry about is friends/girlfriends.

Do you shave the top of your hand?

No.
Maybe
I'm 28. Still not used to it
I want to be happier. Not dead
I have depression and anxiety and it makes it hard to connect with people. Plus I'm an asshole.
I'd rather stay alone

an hero

Honestly I lose myself in gaming and focus on that to distract myself from the nothingness of actual existence

I have a job and pay my bills. I don't have kids.

That leaves the desire to have people around

DUDE LOL
are you fucking married to a faggot?

I took like a bottle of pills and tried to kill myself like three weeks ago

Forcing yourself to socialize. Find people with mutual interests. Ask questions when you dont have a base of reference.

I usually go to feels threads and post my kik so people can vent their problems, i've helped quite a bunch of people.

no i just have oddly thin hair on my hands. it's kinda weird
here's another angle

Yo man.

Just find yourself a cool hobby and do that until you meet people.

Shit you could take up fucking glass blowing and meet people.

or painting, art shops are everywhere

you could also volunteer, aspca or some local non profit.

Work on yourself, develop hobbies and neat people will just show up in your life.

>I have depression and anxiety and it makes it hard to connect with people. Plus I'm an asshole.

No wonder you dont have any friends, you fucking loser. you sound horrible to be around.

im getting laid more than you

Shut up, bitch!

I appreciate the response

Use to have the same problem. Got a job and made friends with co-workers.

Nerdiest/easiest way to make friends? Play Dungeons and Dragons.

Movies, games, and a little artistic expression

Also drinking

I'm on Sup Forums, what do you think?

Find other things to occupy your mind/time. Music works for me. I play guitar and collect as much music as I can.

Pussy

Everyone still loves their EX. Quit living in the past and make due with what you have.

it's no problem, Sup Forumsro

Can i have more of that ass ?

u jealous, nigger?

if you are alone you are not meant to be with people, you are eccentric and you should do whatever the fuck you want to do alone. Unfortunately media have brainwashed you into thinking that you should socialise, but the truth is people are shit, you are way better without them.

I study. Play games. Work sometimes for money.

When my parents call and ask how I am I say "i'm ok".

You don't deal with it, you just live with it.

Go to a bar. Preferably one with TVs. Even if I don't talk with anyone the whole night, it still feels good just to get out of the house and be around other people. Everyone once in a while I'll hear/see something entertaining. Rarely a stranger will strike up a conversation. Rest of the time I just get drunk while watching TV. Also chance of this:

>drink a shit load of water
>wait until you have to piss
>don't
>finally piss when you stand it anymore
>boom, happiness
>then proceed to get thoroughly drunk
Happiness is in the bottles, my friend.

>Go out to the bar really late. Get drunk.

>Wait till 3:30am, start talking to 5/10s. One of >them is bound to go home with you.

>Fuck her

>Feel better

>Repeat

>Get AIDS

>Die

>Reincarnate

>Repeat

>I'm an asshole
Be less of an asshole then. Lots of assholes have friends but most of them are alphas. No offense but you sound beta so deal with one of either first.

>depression and anxiety
Seek professional help if you're sure that's what's hindering you.

I don't know how comparable we actually are but I do feel I can somehow relate to you. The only difference is: I don't generally consider myself an asshole.

From experience I can say this: all or most of my best friends I came across by chance when I was forced to do smth that required some kind of interaction with strangers. E.g. my first day in college I came across a dude I probably would otherwise never have talked to. We got into a conversation by total coincidence. It kinda clicked and now he's one of my closest friends.
So just force yourself into new situations and sooner or later you will get there.

I have a tulpa

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