Ask a demon anything

Ask a demon anything

Why?

A semen demon?

Cringe thread?

Ask a burned Weiner anything

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What'd you have for breakfast today?

fuck yeah

Why are these so tempting?

a question

Are you the demon King Autismo?

Are you a nigger

cereal

dunno

How many fedoras do you own?

cringe thread

Apple demon.

2 many 2 cunt brah

How's middle school going?

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good bro, its going real good, hot girl lots of puss puss

What's the best way to summon you?

Does salt really hurt?

Was it evil cereal?

Jerk off to your grandpa, and then say hulu plus 6 times

Has seventh grade changed a lot in the 15 years since I've been

kekked

nah

Why are you such a faggot OP?

MODS MODS MODS

Dunno, not an old faggot like you brah, what you got?

because your dad likes it deep

Do you remember your time on earth before you became a demon or are you old as fuck?

What powers do you have?

Do you believe in the cult of Chthulu?

Chest hair and fully decended testicles

D size

fucked so much pussy i forgot how old i was

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moar?

So is Aaron Spelling rolling in his grave knowing you stole his go to character?

nah

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rate our cosplay group Sup Forums

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kkk

>tfw you wonder if you're part demon or possessed
>Weird shit always happens in my presence
>Can sense evil nearby
>Have shadows cast over me at ominous times
>Can't stop being a skinny skeletal for past 4 years
>Have sleep paralysis episodes regularly
>Crazy thoughts and mannerisms (I act like a serial killer to people and know it's wrong but it's like I can't break myself of it)
I mean I'm nice to people in-general for appearances sake but they disgust me, their blatant blissful ignorance, lack of useful knowledge, actions and all around common sense. I see the world throwing itself into a meat grinder and still trying to crank the handle, even while their legs are getting turned to chunks. What's the use of having free will, if you're just gonna kill yourself slowly and be a general obstacle to those that want to better humanity. Fuck man, I'm starting to froth a bit...

Dude you want a soul that I bought and just have no use for.

Your not a demon you are a psychopath. Please ignore what pop culture calls a psychopath. psychologist have estimated that up to 10% of the population might be. do some research into it for yourself. I found out that I was psychopath when I was 14 and my brother died. I didn't feel a thing.

This post is so gay it gave me A.I.D.S after taking my anal virginity through a truckstop gloryhole in the deep south

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My fucking sides.

How much cock do you suck?

less than your dad

buurn

if you guys know what i mean, beacuse ima demon

On a scale of 1-10
How many cocks do you suck?

>tfw you wear a hood over your head all the time to look super duper scary
>mommy gives you funny looks when you say Latin words around the house
>tfw you can literally watch Disney movies without a tear
>try to move objects with my mind for hours on end
>swear that one totally fuckin shook

What is this strange power? What am I becoming?

Does mummy know your on Sup Forums?

mom does, i dont know what the fuck a mummy is

Lol

What the fuck haha

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